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Good evening.

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Good evening. May I introduce myself?
My name is Köppl.

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<i>Manners Coach,
Member of the Etiquette Club</i>

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Good evening, Mr. Köppl.

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My problem is that wherever I go,

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people don't greet me
properly anymore.

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Sadly, you're not the only one
who's not greeted properly.

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You arrive, and...

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I mean, no one does this anymore.

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It's disappeared.

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Apparently,
it's out of fashion.

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And I ask myself,

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is there any equivalent?

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There's nothing better
than the classic handshake...

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Not the handshake.

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I can understand if this
has become difficult,

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but if they'd just
lift it like this...

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Ever so slightly, like this...

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Wouldn't that be alright?
If you were just to...

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Of course,
I know just what you mean,

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but that's neither here nor there.

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True.
- You see.

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I've spit on you.
- Just a bit.

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Okay...

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Just a moment, it's no problem.

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One always has a tissue in the pocket.

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Held in your hand,
it's called a handkerchief.

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LOOK WHO'S BACK

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BASED ON THE NOVEL BY

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<i>The people have
surprised me most of all.</i>

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<i>I have truly done
all that is humanly possible</i>

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<i>in order to, on this
soil desecrated by the enemy,</i>

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<i>destroy the foundations
for a continued existence.</i>

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<i>By all rights, the German people
should have ceased to exist.</i>

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<i>They are, however, as I now realize,</i>

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<i>still here.</i>

37
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<i>To me, this seems
almost inconceivable.</i>

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<i>On the other hand,</i>

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<i>I'm here too.</i>

40
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<i>And that I understand just as little.</i>

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<i>The enemy
seems to have taken a respite.</i>

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<i>Above me
I can see no enemy aircraft.</i>

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<i>No thunder of artillery
can be heard.</i>

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<i>A bird
moves in the branches of a tree!</i>

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<i>It chirps. It sings.</i>

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<i>Physically, I am in good condition.</i>

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<i>I am fully healthy,
except for the headache.</i>

48
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<i>Is Dönitz lying around here too?</i>

49
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Who's that loser?
- Are you okay, mister?

50
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<i>Oh, the youth.
The youth is the future.</i>

51
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<i>Apparently, the youth is speechless.</i>

52
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<i>Yes, understandable.</i>

53
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<i>It is, after all, an unusual turn</i>

54
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<i>in the daily routine
of a not yet fully mature man,</i>

55
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<i>to experience the Führer firsthand.</i>

56
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Where's Bormann?
- Who the heck is that?

57
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Bormann, Martin.

58
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Never heard of him.
What's he look like?

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Like a Chief of Staff,
for God's sake.

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Boys, come back here.
We're not done with the shoot.

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Okay.
- Yeah, we're coming!

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Hitler youth Ronaldo!

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Which way is the street?

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Dude, what a retard!

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From the troubled hotspot Berlin-Mitte,
we're off to Marzahn

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and Hellersdorf,
where there is even more hardship.

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<i>I have to get back
to the Führer bunker.</i>

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<i>The youth here
are apparently not much help.</i>

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BRANDENBURG GATE

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<i>The rubble is gone,</i>

71
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<i>but the people
seem to have gone completely mad!</i>

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<i>Did I fall into a coma
and miss the victory?</i>

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<i>I know too little about my situation.
I need more information!</i>

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How do I get
to the Reichs Chancellery?

75
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Where is the Chancellery?

76
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Hitler kaputt!

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What... what is that?

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A photo.

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Where?

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Excuse me,
where is the Reichs Chancellery?

81
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Hey man, get lost.

82
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Please tell me where it is.

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The German people are at stake!
- Are you nuts?

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I can't speak, I'm a pantomime!
Find your own spot!

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Piss off! For real!

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<i>There is no doubt about it,</i>

87
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<i>something here had gotten
completely out of hand!</i>

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<i>Finally, a familiar element!</i>

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<i>A German mother
with her baby.</i>

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What date is it?

91
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Speak!

92
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What year is it?

93
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<i>I'd like a coffee.</i>

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<i>Anything else?</i>

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OCTOBER 23, 2014

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Now hold on there!

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<i>Hey, get your hands off that!</i>

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COMMERCIAL TV STATION

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Good morning!

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Good morning!

101
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Good morning!

102
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Someone's happy.
- Yes,

103
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and no wonder,
you always make me laugh.

104
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For joy.

105
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Not because you look like that.

106
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How do I look?
- So black.

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Because black is more like, sad,

108
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and when people laugh...

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Oh God, a rat!

110
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That's Jackie.

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You can't bring a rat here!
- Shh, only today.

112
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It's going to the vet later.
- It's sick?

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Just a little cold.

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Oh God!

115
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And...

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it's pregnant.
- Why's that?

117
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That big sack, the belly there.
- Those are his nuts.

118
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Rats collect nuts too?

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A TV network is like a ship.

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It can only survive bad weather,
storms and lulls

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if it has a good man at the helm.

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Christoph Sensenbrink,
as deputy head of the department,

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has done an excellent job.
Now we need... Yes.

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Now we need a long-term solution.

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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... the new managing director:

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Katja Bellini!

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Ha!

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I'm so excited!

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Good luck.
- Thank you.

131
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May you always find fair winds
and following seas!

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Don't screw it up.
- I won't.

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Thank you for this opportunity,
for your confidence, and

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I look forward to working
with each one of you. I say:

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Cast off!
Now let's get to work.

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Me too.

137
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:12,626
And, what do you say?

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00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:22,084
Mr. Kärrner, do you really believe...
- Christoph,

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you're still
Deputy Director.

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Deputy...

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Alright.

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Christoph...

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Congratulations.
- Thanks, that's nice of you.

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Sensenbrink asked for you.
- Yes.

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The next nasty rat.
- Jackie's not nasty.

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No, but Sensenbrink
sure is a curse.

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Look up "moron"
in Wikipedia, and guess what?

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You get a definition
of the word "moron"...

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... and soon, a picture of me.

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Come with me.

151
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You can't just fire me,
just like that!

152
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It's an austerity measure.

153
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And unfortunately, <i>unfortunately</i>,
it hits the freelancers first of all.

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Oh, Sawatzki...

155
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Look, you always
wanted to be a great filmmaker.

156
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And now you finally
get the chance.

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I have new footage.
It's a real scoop.

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A scoop?

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Go ahead then.

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Kids from the ghetto,
dad's an alcoholic... It's just so sad.

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But they all have one glimmer of hope,

162
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and that glimmer of hope
is soccer.

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Feeling better?

164
00:13:01,876 --> 00:13:03,126
What...

165
00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:05,251
... what year is it?

166
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2014, what did you think?

167
00:13:07,876 --> 00:13:09,376
1945?

168
00:13:09,584 --> 00:13:11,209
I have to...
- No, no!

169
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:17,084
Stay seated.
- Is this a kidnapping?

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Yes!

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That was a good one!

172
00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:31,542
<i>Could this be an enemy
secret service playing a trick on me ?</i>

173
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:36,584
<i>But then they would have
created a whole new world!</i>

174
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<i>One in which I can
move about freely.</i>

175
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<i>A parallel world!</i>

176
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<i>No, that is inconceivable.</i>

177
00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:49,542
<i>The enemy wouldn't have sent
this dumb newspaper monger.</i>

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<i>Perhaps I should kill him to be sure.</i>

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Eat this,
for your circulation.

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Go on, here.

181
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I don't want you fainting on me again.

182
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Industrially pressed grain.

183
00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:28,084
Are there still
supply shortages for bread?

184
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,834
Are you shooting a film here somewhere?

185
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,167
Shootng?

186
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:39,792
Yes, television,
or a documentary or something.

187
00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:45,459
Do you always walk around like that?
- Actually, yes.

188
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This is surprisingly sweet.

189
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Amazing.

190
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Your whole stance.

191
00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:58,001
It's like you're really him.

192
00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:00,167
I'm really... who?

193
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The Führer.

194
00:15:03,876 --> 00:15:05,834
I am the Führer.

195
00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:09,084
You're crazy!

196
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:17,709
Do you have
'Völkischer Beobachter' or 'Stürmer'?

197
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,459
Haven't had those papers in a while.
- 'Panzerbär'?

198
00:15:23,209 --> 00:15:25,209
These are all Turkish.

199
00:15:25,376 --> 00:15:27,501
I get a lot of Turkish customers.

200
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,959
Turks, in Berlin?

201
00:15:30,417 --> 00:15:32,334
How remarkable!

202
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:35,292
The Ottoman Empire
managed to turn the war.

203
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:39,042
I wouldn't have expected
such a feat from the Turks!

204
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:44,251
"Is our life pre-determined?"

205
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,792
"Who determines our fate?"

206
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:51,042
I'd like to know that too.

207
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:57,917
I would never have dreamed
fate would drop you on my doorstep.

208
00:15:58,084 --> 00:15:59,709
What did you say?

209
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,417
Well, that fate...

210
00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:04,084
That's it!

211
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:06,126
Fate.

212
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:08,251
Destiny.

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00:16:09,584 --> 00:16:13,667
Who else would destiny
have brought back?

214
00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:17,251
<i>Destiny, then.</i>

215
00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:21,459
<i>It tells me
to continue my fight.</i>

216
00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:25,209
You know,
my fate is not all that easy either.

217
00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:26,834
Quiet!

218
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:31,251
<i>The first step
is always acquiring information.</i>

219
00:16:32,084 --> 00:16:35,626
<i>And a newspaper stand
is brimming with information.</i>

220
00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:38,876
<i>Apparently,
people thought I was dead.</i>

221
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,126
<i>Over the past decades,</i>

222
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:46,167
<i>many amateurs tried in vain
to get the public to grasp my work.</i>

223
00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:50,459
<i>It seems, the war was not won.</i>

224
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:54,751
<i>The Russians divided the country
with the West, as once Poland with us.</i>

225
00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,626
<i>The so-called
Federal Republic of Germany</i>

226
00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:02,542
<i>is in the hands of a clumsy woman
with the charisma of a wet noodle.</i>

227
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:08,251
<i>This matron joined forces
with the Bavarian Christian party:</i>

228
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:12,292
<i>to form a pitiful copy
of National Socialism!</i>

229
00:17:13,876 --> 00:17:18,709
<i>The sight of the Social Democrats
filled my eyes with tears.</i>

230
00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:21,084
<i>Paul Löbe, Friedrich Ebert,</i>

231
00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:23,876
<i>Otto Wels...
All scoundrels.</i>

232
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,417
<i>But scoundrels of stature!</i>

233
00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:30,126
<i>They can take our lives,
but not our honor!</i>

234
00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:33,542
<i>Today, the Social Democrats are led
by an obnoxious fatso</i>

235
00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:37,084
<i>and a docile farm hen!</i>
... knitting for change.

236
00:17:37,459 --> 00:17:41,751
<i>The only hope is an oddball party
called 'The Greens.'</i>

237
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,209
<i>After the war,
industrialization caused</i>

238
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:50,792
<i>terrible devastation
to land, air, soil and people.</i>

239
00:17:51,209 --> 00:17:53,917
<i>These Greens dedicated
themselves to the preservation</i>

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00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:55,876
<i>of the German homeland.</i>

241
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:57,959
<i>I say: Bravo!</i>

242
00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:02,501
<i>Their rejection of nuclear energy
was of course nonsense.</i>

243
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:05,251
<i>You can't do without uranium!</i>

244
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:13,792
Even Poland still exists.

245
00:18:14,751 --> 00:18:16,792
And on German territory, no less!

246
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:19,584
The whole war was a waste!

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00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:27,917
Alright, then.

248
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:32,167
I have no problem if you
spend one or two nights here.

249
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:35,084
Just don't
clean out my newspaper stand.

250
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:39,459
Now you listen here.
Do I look like a criminal?

251
00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:42,959
You look like Adolf Hitler.

252
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:44,709
Exactly.

253
00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,292
<i>Hotspot Berlin.</i>

254
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,917
<i>Kids here have serious problems,</i>

255
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:56,251
<i>but they have one ray of hope,</i>

256
00:18:56,584 --> 00:18:59,126
<i>and that ray of hope is: soccer.</i>

257
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:02,667
<i>Just keep playing.
That's it.</i>

258
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:06,042
<i>Hold up the ball. Like this.</i>
- Fabian.

259
00:19:06,209 --> 00:19:07,584
I believe in you.

260
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:09,501
<i>But hurry up and come back.</i>

261
00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:13,584
<i>We've met their parents,
now let's meet them.</i>

262
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:16,209
It's all trash.

263
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:21,292
If I had a scoop,
they'd take me back.

264
00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:25,001
<i>... something we love,
something these kids love...</i>

265
00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:27,667
Who's that?
- Mom! That's me.

266
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,126
No, back there.

267
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,292
Looks like Hitler.

268
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:44,709
In the middle of Berlin.

269
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:47,376
That is a scoop.

270
00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:59,876
Oh my, what a smell in here.
- What?

271
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,042
Push out the other rack.

272
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:06,209
Well?

273
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:08,709
Now I even have to work.

274
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:12,001
Really now! Sits around here all day!

275
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:18,959
Yesterday I was moving
the 12th Army.

276
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,084
Today it's a newspaper rack!

277
00:20:24,251 --> 00:20:27,584
Say, is that smell coming from you?

278
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:32,417
Really, you've got to
take that thing to the cleaners.

279
00:20:38,084 --> 00:20:39,959
25... 30...

280
00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:42,001
PINARBASI EXPRESS CLEANING

281
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:43,876
... and 2.40.

282
00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:48,042
There you go. 28.
- Thank you.

283
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,042
I'm relieved.
- I believe it.

284
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:59,251
Bye.
- See you next week.

285
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,126
Good bye.
- Hello.

286
00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:09,751
Hello.
- I'd like my uniform cleaned.

287
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,626
May I?

288
00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:18,042
It reeks like a foxhole!

289
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:25,917
All of it?
- Yes, it all has to be cleaned.

290
00:21:27,126 --> 00:21:28,584
Yes...

291
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:36,042
No, not underwear!
- This too, please?

292
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:38,042
No.

293
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:41,751
But it's also quite...
- No. No. That stays on.

294
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,834
Is completely filthy.
- And what now?

295
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:46,917
Clean it.
- I'm sorry.

296
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:51,792
Coat... and pants.

297
00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:54,584
Men's pants.

298
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:57,292
Coat, 5 euros.
- And underwear.

299
00:21:57,459 --> 00:22:00,501
Underwear?
Underwear me no do!

300
00:22:01,251 --> 00:22:03,376
Please do the underwear as well.
- Oh my!

301
00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:06,792
I can't walk around
wearing this anymore.

302
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:14,126
Oh my.
Those are pants, that's 3 euros.

303
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,084
And here you go, your slip.

304
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:20,292
What watch you come?
You are?

305
00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:23,751
What?
- What watch? Tomorrow.

306
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:25,542
What watch is coming?
- Yes.

307
00:22:25,959 --> 00:22:27,667
Why is a watch coming?

308
00:22:28,084 --> 00:22:31,792
10 o'clock, 11 o'clock...
- Early. When do you open?

309
00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:33,209
9.
- All right.

310
00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:36,751
9 o'clock too early!
A little later come.

311
00:22:37,251 --> 00:22:39,626
When?
- When. 12. 12!

312
00:22:40,251 --> 00:22:41,667
Here you go.

313
00:22:42,084 --> 00:22:44,667
Oh!
- I can't go out like this.

314
00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:46,584
Yes, I know.
- Yes.

315
00:22:49,042 --> 00:22:53,209
Do you have something?
Another uniform for me?

316
00:23:01,959 --> 00:23:03,084
Come on!

317
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,417
What is it?
- Come on. Here he is!

318
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:07,417
Here.
- Who is this?

319
00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:12,042
This young man has been
looking for you all morning.

320
00:23:12,376 --> 00:23:15,459
From TV. Commercial TV.
Isn't that correct?

321
00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:17,209
Yes, of course. Uh...

322
00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:20,626
Sawatzki, Fabian.
- Hitler, Adolf.

323
00:23:21,084 --> 00:23:22,334
German Reich.

324
00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:26,001
Your manager said
you have a program?

325
00:23:26,501 --> 00:23:28,376
Of course I have a program.

326
00:23:28,876 --> 00:23:32,876
Then say something like,
"Since 5:45 we are returning fire!"

327
00:23:33,584 --> 00:23:34,626
Like that?

328
00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:37,084
If you are quoting my speech,

329
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,042
you must know
how it continues.

330
00:23:40,417 --> 00:23:42,917
There's more?
- I'm listening.

331
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:51,501
From now on, we shall
repay bomb for bomb!

332
00:23:52,084 --> 00:23:54,084
What do you know about Poland?

333
00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:57,584
Uh, Poland...
The capital is Warsaw...

334
00:23:58,042 --> 00:24:01,709
Just facts from a book.
A paper moth can digest that.

335
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:04,459
How about real knowledge?

336
00:24:04,626 --> 00:24:09,126
You have 1.4 million men and
only 30 days to take the whole country.

337
00:24:09,292 --> 00:24:11,876
Why only 30 clays?
- Where do you attack?

338
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:16,334
And how do you
keep the Romanians quiet?

339
00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:19,001
The Romanians?
- Oh, pardon me.

340
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,876
Who cares about the Romanians?

341
00:24:24,501 --> 00:24:28,334
General Sawatzki,
he looks neither left nor right.

342
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:32,084
He just starts marching,
that General Sawatzki.

343
00:24:32,251 --> 00:24:34,209
Poland is an easy foe!

344
00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:36,334
But what's this?

345
00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:41,584
Suddenly, our army has lots of
small holes in its back.

346
00:24:42,292 --> 00:24:46,917
And out of those holes flows and oozes
the blood of German heroes.

347
00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:53,376
Has our General perhaps forgotten
about the Polish-Romanian alliance?

348
00:24:56,292 --> 00:25:00,917
You, Sawatzki, could not find the way
to Poland for any army in the world!

349
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:06,126
You cannot even find the way
into your own uniform!

350
00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:10,167
I, on the other hand,
I know at all times where mine is!

351
00:25:10,626 --> 00:25:12,542
It's at the cleaner's!

352
00:25:16,084 --> 00:25:17,792
Sorry. Now that...

353
00:25:18,126 --> 00:25:21,834
You really had me there.
You prepared that, didn't you?

354
00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:26,376
Yes, of course.
We had it all planned out since June.

355
00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:28,626
You can tell. It's...

356
00:25:29,209 --> 00:25:33,501
How lucky that you've found me.
This is my, I mean, your chance.

357
00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:36,042
I'll make you huge.

358
00:25:36,376 --> 00:25:39,834
You march through modern Germany,
and I'll film you.

359
00:25:40,001 --> 00:25:42,042
I like that idea.

360
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,001
Say, your uniform...

361
00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:49,001
You'll have it back by tomorrow?
- Yes, of course.

362
00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:52,167
Good.
- Yes, it's a blitz cleaning.

363
00:25:56,001 --> 00:25:57,876
Oh God! Blitz?

364
00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:02,876
Oh God. I'm sorry.
How embarrassing.

365
00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:05,459
I'm really very sorry.

366
00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:10,834
You were completely right.

367
00:26:11,584 --> 00:26:14,126
He is really sensational.

368
00:26:14,792 --> 00:26:17,626
And he's not even acting, he's...

369
00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:20,334
... it's just who he is.

370
00:26:21,501 --> 00:26:24,209
Who are you talking about?
- Adolf Hitler.

371
00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:26,126
Oh yes, how nice.

372
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:29,167
The only thing I'm missing is money.

373
00:26:29,876 --> 00:26:32,584
It doesn't have to be a lot either,
but...

374
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,792
Just... just a little...

375
00:26:39,959 --> 00:26:43,626
Mom, the money
is a really good investment.

376
00:26:46,834 --> 00:26:49,709
Do you need your car
in the next few days?

377
00:26:54,584 --> 00:26:56,501
<i>That</i> is the vehicle?

378
00:26:57,001 --> 00:27:00,084
Yes, I...
- But that is no vehicle.

379
00:27:00,417 --> 00:27:02,001
I know it's not...

380
00:27:02,209 --> 00:27:06,501
It doesn't have anti-mine armor!
- But I have clothes for you.

381
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:11,167
Sawatzki, I should have you
lined up against the wall for this!

382
00:27:12,334 --> 00:27:15,751
Why are you laughing?
Do you think this is funny?

383
00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:23,792
It is in moments like these
that I sorely miss my SS.

384
00:27:23,959 --> 00:27:26,292
Let's go.
- Excuse me...

385
00:27:26,751 --> 00:27:30,917
You still have to pay for the papers
and the chocolate. 26 euros 40.

386
00:27:31,376 --> 00:27:33,084
26 euros, ah.

387
00:27:35,084 --> 00:27:39,167
You have rendered your fatherland
a great service.

388
00:27:39,334 --> 00:27:42,209
This glorious moment is something

389
00:27:42,376 --> 00:27:44,792
you'll share with your grandchildren.

390
00:27:44,959 --> 00:27:48,209
And that is priceless.
Farewell.

391
00:28:05,376 --> 00:28:07,751
So what's your real name?

392
00:28:07,959 --> 00:28:10,042
Adolf Hitler! Like I told you!

393
00:28:10,459 --> 00:28:12,667
Really?
- Yes, really.

394
00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:16,084
What a coincidence.

395
00:28:16,751 --> 00:28:21,417
Oh please, you have a name too.
I don't say, "Oh, what a coincidence!"

396
00:28:22,376 --> 00:28:25,792
And you look like him.
The moustache, the hair...

397
00:28:25,959 --> 00:28:28,876
... your language.
It's exactly the same.

398
00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:32,459
And do you look much different
than your name?

399
00:28:34,376 --> 00:28:36,667
I guess you're right.

400
00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:42,542
The Führer in Northern Germany,

401
00:28:42,876 --> 00:28:46,584
where wind and waves
crash against the cliffs of Sylt...

402
00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:50,167
There he is, the Führer.

403
00:28:50,876 --> 00:28:52,792
Gazing out to sea...

404
00:28:53,292 --> 00:28:55,667
... thinking perhaps of England.

405
00:28:56,334 --> 00:29:00,834
<i>People in a creative crisis
come up with odd suggestions.</i>

406
00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:04,292
<i>Sawatzki wanted to film
"The Führer at the Bank,"</i>

407
00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:06,126
<i>or "The Führer by the Sea."</i>

408
00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:08,751
<i>With me in a bathing suit!</i>

409
00:29:09,876 --> 00:29:12,459
<i>Goebbels would've
turned in his grave.</i>

410
00:29:16,626 --> 00:29:19,167
Something wrong with the television?

411
00:29:24,126 --> 00:29:25,251
<i>Vegetables.</i>

412
00:29:25,834 --> 00:29:27,334
That is a television?

413
00:29:27,959 --> 00:29:29,417
Yes.

414
00:29:30,792 --> 00:29:33,459
What advanced technology!

415
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:37,167
What splendid means of propaganda.

416
00:29:37,917 --> 00:29:41,417
But why is it showing a cook?
There must be...

417
00:29:41,876 --> 00:29:47,709
... something more interesting in
Germany or in the world than this cook!

418
00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:49,917
Not at this hour.

419
00:29:50,917 --> 00:29:55,167
<i>Eileen discovers her favorite dish:
Red jelly with vanilla sauce!</i>

420
00:29:56,542 --> 00:29:59,001
<i>What a treat...
- Delicious...</i>

421
00:30:07,251 --> 00:30:10,667
<i>The blood sausage...
- And with my best friend!</i>

422
00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:14,709
<i>Shit, I was hoping to have sex!
But I guess not.</i>

423
00:30:15,167 --> 00:30:17,792
<i>So I threatened him
with my lawyers...</i>

424
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:21,209
What blatant nonsense this is!

425
00:30:21,376 --> 00:30:23,876
And that court matron just nods away!

426
00:30:24,251 --> 00:30:26,501
And with an earnest expression!

427
00:30:26,917 --> 00:30:29,167
It's a good thing Goebbels
can't see this!

428
00:30:29,501 --> 00:30:32,292
<i>You accepted a bribe
from my wife as well!</i>

429
00:30:32,459 --> 00:30:37,792
Makes you really want to mow down
this scum with an 8.8 flak gun!

430
00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:45,376
<i>It was now clear to me what
I'd address in Sawatzki's TV reports:</i>

431
00:30:46,084 --> 00:30:47,251
<i>Politics.</i>

432
00:30:47,626 --> 00:30:50,542
We're traveling the country,
asking people

433
00:30:50,876 --> 00:30:54,959
about issues of importance,
about where the shoe pinches.

434
00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:56,751
Oh, I see.

435
00:30:56,917 --> 00:31:01,209
Well, I think the shoe pinches most
when it comes to wages.

436
00:31:01,584 --> 00:31:05,959
Do you have the feeling
you have a say in democracy?

437
00:31:06,126 --> 00:31:09,417
No. And honestly, I don't vote.
Out of principle.

438
00:31:09,584 --> 00:31:14,709
I still think the elections are
manipulated. Nothing changes.

439
00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:17,751
I come from the former East,

440
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:21,959
and we had to put our X
where it belonged.

441
00:31:22,126 --> 00:31:27,584
I think that now somebody puts the X
somewhere else afterwards. Really.

442
00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:31,292
Yes, and people are afraid
to talk about it.

443
00:31:31,459 --> 00:31:36,001
You can't say anything either.
If you do, they'll call you xenophobic.

444
00:31:36,376 --> 00:31:39,459
The immigrant kids
around here are just awful.

445
00:31:39,626 --> 00:31:42,459
They throw things at the window.

446
00:31:42,626 --> 00:31:45,709
If I say anything,
the parents might stab me.

447
00:31:46,042 --> 00:31:48,626
That's right.
I will take care of it.

448
00:31:49,459 --> 00:31:51,584
May I take a photo of you.
- Sure.

449
00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:54,751
My name is Annett, by the way.
- Adolf, hello.

450
00:31:54,917 --> 00:31:56,584
<i>It was as I suspected:</i>

451
00:31:56,751 --> 00:32:02,251
<i>During my absence, democracy had only
left a minimal impact on people.</i>

452
00:32:02,751 --> 00:32:07,709
Well, a lot could be changed.
- Like what, for example?

453
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:11,292
Labor camps.
- Indeed, labor camps.

454
00:32:11,709 --> 00:32:13,876
That's how I am.
- Me too.

455
00:32:14,042 --> 00:32:15,667
I say it like it is.
- Of course.

456
00:32:16,084 --> 00:32:18,459
I'll take care of the camps.
- Good.

457
00:32:19,042 --> 00:32:21,751
I will.
- I'll help you with that.

458
00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:27,001
It's a problem we have in Germany too.

459
00:32:27,167 --> 00:32:29,376
What problems
does Germany have?

460
00:32:29,542 --> 00:32:34,167
Well, all those bearded folks,
the ones who are suspicious

461
00:32:34,334 --> 00:32:36,792
should be kicked out,
to wherever.

462
00:32:36,959 --> 00:32:39,667
They should head back.
- Home.

463
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:42,709
Some were born here, but still.

464
00:32:42,876 --> 00:32:46,792
Where their parents come from.
- And they should stay there.

465
00:32:47,251 --> 00:32:49,834
Who are you talking about?
- The Salafists.

466
00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:52,417
The Salafists?
- Yes, get rid of them!

467
00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:55,126
<i>There was a silent anger,</i>

468
00:32:55,292 --> 00:32:59,001
<i>a discontent among the people
that reminded me of 1930.</i>

469
00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:04,376
<i>Only back then there wasn't the fitting
term for it: political disenchantment.</i>

470
00:33:05,376 --> 00:33:08,501
He who knows people, loves animals.
- True.

471
00:33:09,167 --> 00:33:11,876
Where do you
see the problems in Germany?

472
00:33:13,084 --> 00:33:16,126
That more and more immigrants
are arriving,

473
00:33:16,501 --> 00:33:18,709
I don't think that's so great.

474
00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:22,709
But little people like us,
can't change a thing.

475
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:27,001
But when many little people,
little men and little women,

476
00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:30,126
come together
to elect one big, strong person,

477
00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:34,459
then you could change something.
- That's true.

478
00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:38,459
Mixing the races
doesn't work either.

479
00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:43,501
Take the German Shepherd, a purebred.
- Right.

480
00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:48,376
And if you mix the German Shepherd
with a Dachshund, what do you get?

481
00:33:50,126 --> 00:33:52,001
A Shepherd-Dachshund.

482
00:33:52,834 --> 00:33:55,792
And how does that look?
- Funny.

483
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:57,792
And now just imagine

484
00:33:58,334 --> 00:34:01,584
that two Shepherd-Dachshunds
would mate.

485
00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:04,667
That's it
for the German Shepherd.

486
00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:07,709
The German Shepherd
is completely lost.

487
00:34:08,334 --> 00:34:10,917
Correct.
- The race is gone.

488
00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:14,876
That's what's happening in Germany.
- Exactly.

489
00:34:15,292 --> 00:34:19,501
The IQ quotient of people from Africa...

490
00:34:19,917 --> 00:34:22,126
Just from Africa.
- Yes.

491
00:34:22,292 --> 00:34:26,334
...t hat come here to Germany
is between 40 and 50.

492
00:34:27,042 --> 00:34:29,834
Here in Germany
we used to have over 80.

493
00:34:30,126 --> 00:34:33,417
You mean the intelligence quotient
was once 80?

494
00:34:33,667 --> 00:34:37,417
80 and higher.
- And what is it now?

495
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:44,167
I'd say the IQ is around 60 percent
at most, at the very most!

496
00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:47,626
But the more immigrants
flood the country,

497
00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:50,209
the lower...
- The lower the IQ gets.

498
00:34:50,376 --> 00:34:52,542
Yes, it's true!
- You're so right.

499
00:34:53,251 --> 00:34:56,626
I'll tell you one thing,
and I swear to you:

500
00:34:56,792 --> 00:35:00,334
I'd have myself shot
for my Fatherland, if necessary.

501
00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:04,209
<i>It sufficed to put out
a few keywords as bait,</i>

502
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:07,376
<i>and soon I had them
wriggling on the line.</i>

503
00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:10,876
Just think of Ebola.
We didn't have that before.

504
00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:14,876
Now that so many are coming,
we have our first Ebola death.

505
00:35:15,501 --> 00:35:16,876
Yes, of course.

506
00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:19,334
And how do you think that happens?

507
00:35:19,501 --> 00:35:23,251
Because we Germans
are not allowed to open our mouths,

508
00:35:23,417 --> 00:35:26,709
because we still have that stigma.

509
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:31,251
I have to honestly say,
that's not my opinion.

510
00:35:32,126 --> 00:35:35,459
I'm very resolute.
I'm not a radical,

511
00:35:35,876 --> 00:35:39,459
but I will always stand on the right.
Always.

512
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:43,667
Those politicians just
pocket the money for themselves.

513
00:35:45,126 --> 00:35:49,209
And I'm surprised that
the millions of people like you

514
00:35:50,209 --> 00:35:53,292
don't go to Parliament
with pitchforks to demand:

515
00:35:53,459 --> 00:35:55,876
"What are you doing with our money?"

516
00:35:56,626 --> 00:35:59,584
<i>But the German per se
is not a revolutionary.</i>

517
00:35:59,959 --> 00:36:01,751
Would you follow me too?

518
00:36:02,001 --> 00:36:05,501
Well, right now isn't such a good time,
I have to get to work.

519
00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:10,251
How did Hitler
get that moustache?

520
00:36:10,417 --> 00:36:11,626
The war.

521
00:36:12,459 --> 00:36:14,709
I clipped it
to fit it in a gas mask.

522
00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:20,084
How was it before?
Was it...

523
00:36:20,251 --> 00:36:25,084
... like those big Wilhelminian
mutton chops?

524
00:36:25,501 --> 00:36:27,209
Out to here.
- Exactly.

525
00:36:27,376 --> 00:36:29,042
You had one of those?
- Yes.

526
00:36:29,209 --> 00:36:32,584
Then came the gas attack,
so I clipped it, and it fit.

527
00:36:32,917 --> 00:36:35,417
That's a good story you came up with.

528
00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:38,084
You know what?
We'll get you a dog.

529
00:36:38,417 --> 00:36:42,709
Yes, a nice big German Shepherd.
- Uh, exactly.

530
00:36:44,042 --> 00:36:46,459
Can they do anything besides run?

531
00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:49,001
They can sit, lie down...

532
00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:52,251
I breed dogs for families.
"PULSHOF" DOG BREEDERS

533
00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:54,626
I always say,
my dogs are my kids.

534
00:36:55,084 --> 00:36:58,584
A problem child.
I found it, took care of it,

535
00:36:58,751 --> 00:37:01,792
He's actually quite cute,
the little guy.

536
00:37:04,167 --> 00:37:06,167
Now come to uncle!

537
00:37:06,542 --> 00:37:09,292
You little...
you little cute thing, you.

538
00:37:09,626 --> 00:37:12,834
Uncle always loved dogs so much,
yes he did!

539
00:37:15,292 --> 00:37:16,542
Her name's Sweetie.

540
00:37:16,959 --> 00:37:19,417
Could we borrow one of these dogs?

541
00:37:20,126 --> 00:37:21,876
Borrow?
- Borrow.

542
00:37:22,417 --> 00:37:23,751
I don't even know you.

543
00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:25,542
That takes trust.
- Yes.

544
00:37:27,876 --> 00:37:31,251
They're very sensitive.
- We'd take good care of it.

545
00:37:31,626 --> 00:37:35,584
The Führer really loves animals,
he knows animals.

546
00:37:36,126 --> 00:37:38,334
He gets on their level,

547
00:37:38,751 --> 00:37:41,042
and they like him.
- Get off, beast!

548
00:37:41,376 --> 00:37:46,501
I see it with him all the time,
animals come up to him and...

549
00:37:50,751 --> 00:37:53,251
Was that really necessary?

550
00:37:53,417 --> 00:37:57,209
Yes!
It was the only language he understood!

551
00:37:57,459 --> 00:37:59,667
Give me the gun.
- No. It's mine.

552
00:37:59,834 --> 00:38:02,917
You can't walk around
with a loaded pistol!

553
00:38:03,084 --> 00:38:07,292
You can really overdo it
with this method acting! I'm keeping it.

554
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:11,792
What is this noise?

555
00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:16,292
What is this... this noise?

556
00:38:16,459 --> 00:38:18,376
It's, it's hip hop.

557
00:38:19,417 --> 00:38:21,542
"Nigger, nigger."

558
00:38:21,709 --> 00:38:23,376
What's that about?

559
00:38:23,709 --> 00:38:26,417
It's kind of like praise.

560
00:38:27,792 --> 00:38:29,709
Praise?
- Yes.

561
00:38:29,876 --> 00:38:34,334
What nonsense! Nigger is a swearword,
for Negro, any child knows that.

562
00:38:34,876 --> 00:38:37,584
Do you think I was born yesterday?
- No.

563
00:38:37,751 --> 00:38:41,251
"Nigger" means something like
friend, brother...

564
00:38:42,376 --> 00:38:44,251
Just nigger: Friend.

565
00:38:44,876 --> 00:38:46,001
Friend?
- Yes.

566
00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:47,667
Nigger?

567
00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:55,084
Hey, nigger!
- Ah!

568
00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:58,084
How you doing, nigger?
- Get it away!

569
00:38:58,251 --> 00:39:00,292
That's so gross!
- What's wrong?

570
00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:02,501
Get that... Yuck!

571
00:39:04,334 --> 00:39:05,667
Yuck!

572
00:39:08,251 --> 00:39:10,584
Get a hold of yourself!

573
00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:16,334
Completely soft in the belly
and degenerate!

574
00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:18,417
But just wait.

575
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,667
I'll make a man out of you.

576
00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:25,626
It's only a dead dog.

577
00:39:26,042 --> 00:39:30,209
It has to be sent by registered...
- Later, not now!

578
00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:38,501
That fucking housefly.

579
00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:42,126
Sawatzki, what is it now?

580
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,126
I'm in the middle of a shoot.

581
00:39:44,542 --> 00:39:46,667
It'll be a major scoop.
- Bye.

582
00:39:46,834 --> 00:39:49,667
No, please.
Just give me a chance.

583
00:39:50,084 --> 00:39:51,959
It'll knock your socks off.

584
00:39:52,876 --> 00:39:56,209
If you don't like it,
I'll never call you again.

585
00:39:56,376 --> 00:39:58,459
Just give me a chance, please!

586
00:39:58,834 --> 00:40:00,626
Okay, last chance.

587
00:40:01,751 --> 00:40:04,459
Thanks. We just have
one small problem.

588
00:40:04,876 --> 00:40:09,376
And that is, our money has run out,
and... I need my expenses covered.

589
00:40:09,542 --> 00:40:13,417
It's a very bad connection.
- You could transfer it to...

590
00:40:15,251 --> 00:40:18,334
You're shaking your phone
and stuttering.

591
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:21,417
Shit.

592
00:40:35,251 --> 00:40:36,751
What did you do?

593
00:40:40,209 --> 00:40:42,376
I tried to kick a pesky fly.

594
00:40:42,709 --> 00:40:46,751
That's my mother's car.
Are you insane? We have no money!

595
00:40:47,501 --> 00:40:50,959
What do we do now?
- Don't be a whiner, Sawatzki!

596
00:40:51,126 --> 00:40:55,501
What do you think I would've become
if I hadn't gone into politics?

597
00:40:57,959 --> 00:40:59,167
A painter.

598
00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:01,876
PORTRAITS
DONATION WELCOME

599
00:41:12,501 --> 00:41:14,001
Hello, there.

600
00:41:14,376 --> 00:41:16,792
Feel like
having your portrait drawn?

601
00:41:16,959 --> 00:41:19,126
Have what drawn?
- A portrait.

602
00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:20,834
Of Hitler?
- Of you.

603
00:41:27,751 --> 00:41:28,792
I'm finished.

604
00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,376
A caricature.

605
00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:39,584
Looks just like you.

606
00:41:48,084 --> 00:41:50,334
Do you like it?
- Yes.

607
00:41:51,001 --> 00:41:54,501
I'm afraid to say no.
- How do you see yourself?

608
00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:57,709
As a vagabond.
- A vagabond?

609
00:41:57,876 --> 00:41:58,959
Yes.

610
00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:04,584
I've given it extra effort.
This is what happens to vagabonds.

611
00:42:04,959 --> 00:42:07,959
And those are the tears
that you will cry.

612
00:42:08,834 --> 00:42:11,042
Hang the picture at home, and...

613
00:42:11,209 --> 00:42:13,376
hang yourself next to it.
- I will.

614
00:42:13,959 --> 00:42:16,626
And today, in the year 2014,

615
00:42:16,792 --> 00:42:20,417
if someone comes
to the central square in Bayreuth,

616
00:42:21,126 --> 00:42:23,917
impersonating Hitler,

617
00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:27,709
and if that is tolerated
by the general public,

618
00:42:28,251 --> 00:42:31,626
then I have to say:
That is bad for Germany.

619
00:42:32,292 --> 00:42:36,459
And if it were up to me,
I would have you chased off.

620
00:42:37,209 --> 00:42:40,334
So much for the idea
that nobody would donate.

621
00:42:44,709 --> 00:42:46,876
Are you married, Sawatzki?

622
00:42:47,417 --> 00:42:49,417
No.
- I thought as much.

623
00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:53,834
What's that supposed to mean?
- It takes courage to get women.

624
00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:56,876
And that's exactly what you lack.

625
00:42:57,709 --> 00:43:00,834
You don't win over women
by hemming and hawing.

626
00:43:01,876 --> 00:43:04,959
Instead, you must
focus all your strength,

627
00:43:05,126 --> 00:43:08,001
and then, Sawatzki,
then you attack!

628
00:43:09,459 --> 00:43:13,709
You could write a self-help book:
"Mein Kampf... with my wife."

629
00:43:34,334 --> 00:43:36,584
I like you, Sawatzki.

630
00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:40,709
Come on.

631
00:43:41,084 --> 00:43:43,501
Touch the fence.

632
00:43:44,584 --> 00:43:46,251
You're afraid.
Come on.

633
00:43:57,709 --> 00:43:59,709
It's nothing.

634
00:44:09,876 --> 00:44:11,667
I didn't feel a thing.

635
00:44:18,084 --> 00:44:19,917
This is so beautiful.

636
00:44:28,334 --> 00:44:30,751
You must know me from the '30s.

637
00:44:31,209 --> 00:44:33,792
I was just thinking,
"I know that man."

638
00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:37,334
She just told me,
"He looks like..."?

639
00:44:37,501 --> 00:44:38,876
Hitler.
- Exactly.

640
00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:41,501
And it is me.

641
00:44:41,876 --> 00:44:44,626
Do you like the Bavarian conservative party?
- Not anymore.

642
00:44:45,126 --> 00:44:48,376
So who do you like?
- I'd go with the Greens.

643
00:44:48,876 --> 00:44:50,042
The Greens?
- Yes.

644
00:44:50,209 --> 00:44:51,709
That would be good.

645
00:44:51,876 --> 00:44:54,667
Protecting nature
protects the homeland.

646
00:44:54,834 --> 00:44:58,084
Protecting nature is good
and a Christian value.

647
00:44:58,834 --> 00:45:04,126
It wasn't all bad back then.
- No, you can't say that.

648
00:45:04,292 --> 00:45:06,459
But politics made it bad.

649
00:45:06,876 --> 00:45:09,751
You can't go lamenting about the past.

650
00:45:10,167 --> 00:45:13,709
Sure you can.
You have to learn from the past,

651
00:45:13,876 --> 00:45:16,876
and it can't ever
be allowed to repeat itself.

652
00:45:17,334 --> 00:45:20,084
It won't,
this time we'll do it right!

653
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:24,001
What you think is naive.
- It's not at all naive.

654
00:45:24,167 --> 00:45:26,126
We'll do it right this time.

655
00:45:26,584 --> 00:45:29,959
You should support me. Would you?
- Definitely not.

656
00:45:30,751 --> 00:45:33,292
I would never.
- Do you have a pen?

657
00:45:35,042 --> 00:45:37,834
I'd like to get his address.

658
00:45:38,292 --> 00:45:41,876
It's for the first wave of arrests.
Then we'll see.

659
00:45:42,042 --> 00:45:44,292
I'm not afraid.

660
00:45:45,126 --> 00:45:47,751
I love you, Germany!

661
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,292
Oh, that... that stings!

662
00:46:40,126 --> 00:46:41,792
Take it off!

663
00:46:42,917 --> 00:46:44,417
It burns!

664
00:46:45,792 --> 00:46:48,001
WORLD CUP FAN ZONE

665
00:46:53,584 --> 00:46:56,292
Fuck Germany!
You're all fucking Nazis!

666
00:46:56,667 --> 00:46:58,792
Shit!
- You going to take that?

667
00:47:01,334 --> 00:47:04,292
Fucking traitor!
- Hang him from that tree!

668
00:47:05,084 --> 00:47:07,667
This is what happens
to parasites!

669
00:47:11,542 --> 00:47:13,417
Down with Germany!

670
00:47:13,584 --> 00:47:16,042
Don't put up with it!
Let him have it!

671
00:47:23,126 --> 00:47:27,126
Take a picture of me and Adolf.
- Okay, I will.

672
00:47:31,001 --> 00:47:32,751
I love Hitler!

673
00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:35,584
May I hug you?
- It would be my pleasure.

674
00:47:35,751 --> 00:47:36,792
Thanks!

675
00:47:36,959 --> 00:47:39,042
"Hitler's walking around."

676
00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:45,626
"He's really into 'The Downfall'."
- "Looks good for his age."

677
00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:57,501
Sawatzki,
you are really scaring me. Really.

678
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:01,084
This clip
has over a million clicks!

679
00:48:01,459 --> 00:48:04,542
How many?
- Over a million, and I just put it up.

680
00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:06,292
I've got more footage.

681
00:48:06,459 --> 00:48:07,876
No way.
- Yes.

682
00:48:08,667 --> 00:48:11,959
It's bold, it's provocative, it's...

683
00:48:13,626 --> 00:48:16,042
In your face, you know...

684
00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:17,251
Sorry.

685
00:48:18,376 --> 00:48:19,709
What do you think?

686
00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:24,584
Have you talked to anyone else about it?
- No.

687
00:48:24,751 --> 00:48:27,709
Good.
Give me the contact and the footage.

688
00:48:27,876 --> 00:48:30,251
Not necessary, he's already here.

689
00:48:30,459 --> 00:48:34,251
Who?
- Adolf Hitler. Hello.

690
00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:36,292
Sensen...

691
00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:39,126
... brink. Hello.

692
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:42,917
Sawatzki, come with me, please.

693
00:48:45,209 --> 00:48:46,584
This is no circus.

694
00:48:46,751 --> 00:48:50,584
Let me spell it out
in case you're slow on the uptake:

695
00:48:50,959 --> 00:48:54,667
Take that lunatic and get out.
- Hitler, don't go in there!

696
00:48:56,376 --> 00:48:58,751
Mr. Hitler, you can't just...
- <i>That's really getting old...</i>

697
00:48:59,084 --> 00:49:02,417
Mr. Sensenbrink!
- Sorry, he just charged in...

698
00:49:02,584 --> 00:49:05,751
Are we that desperate?
- Not you!

699
00:49:07,834 --> 00:49:10,251
I think you're right.
- About what?

700
00:49:11,584 --> 00:49:13,542
Our situation is desperate.

701
00:49:14,501 --> 00:49:17,376
Let us save Germany together.

702
00:49:17,876 --> 00:49:21,292
Great idea, the show's over.
- Hold on a second.

703
00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:24,084
How do you plan on saving Germany?

704
00:49:24,917 --> 00:49:26,334
Do you drink coffee?

705
00:49:28,542 --> 00:49:29,626
Occasionally.

706
00:49:35,459 --> 00:49:36,584
You!

707
00:49:37,876 --> 00:49:41,334
Do you drink coffee?
- Yes.

708
00:49:41,501 --> 00:49:43,501
Where does your coffee come from?

709
00:49:43,667 --> 00:49:45,376
Usually from Starbucks.

710
00:49:45,542 --> 00:49:47,751
And who is responsible for it?

711
00:49:50,876 --> 00:49:53,376
For the preservatives
they put in it?

712
00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:57,667
Surely not Mr. Starbuck.
He wants nothing to do with it.

713
00:49:58,334 --> 00:50:01,126
Nobody wants anything to do with it.
- True.

714
00:50:01,792 --> 00:50:03,667
That's why we need a change.

715
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:07,126
A leader who is responsible for things,
body and soul.

716
00:50:07,792 --> 00:50:09,792
Germany needs to know:

717
00:50:10,251 --> 00:50:13,167
The Autobahn
was not built by some fool!

718
00:50:13,792 --> 00:50:16,417
No, it was built by the Führer!

719
00:50:17,001 --> 00:50:20,459
When you eat bread,
you know it comes from the baker.

720
00:50:21,292 --> 00:50:23,751
And if you invade
what's left of the Czech Republic,

721
00:50:23,917 --> 00:50:26,126
then you know
it was the fuhrer.

722
00:50:30,334 --> 00:50:33,209
Is this something you've prepared?

723
00:50:33,626 --> 00:50:35,667
What for, Mrs. Bellini?

724
00:50:35,834 --> 00:50:37,667
The bedrock foundation of my world view

725
00:50:37,834 --> 00:50:40,834
enables me
to draw the right conclusions.

726
00:50:41,001 --> 00:50:43,001
Amazing. Mr. Sensenbrink,

727
00:50:43,417 --> 00:50:46,667
find the proper TV format
for this gentleman.

728
00:50:46,834 --> 00:50:47,917
Of course.

729
00:50:49,667 --> 00:50:51,209
Just one thing, Mr. ...

730
00:50:51,751 --> 00:50:52,917
Hitler.
- Yes.

731
00:50:53,292 --> 00:50:56,917
We do agree:
the topic of Jews is not funny.

732
00:50:57,709 --> 00:51:00,084
How right you are,
Mrs. Bellini.

733
00:51:05,459 --> 00:51:08,917
<i>I've rarely encountered
such splendid women.</i>

734
00:51:09,459 --> 00:51:14,251
<i>Riefenstahl was one,
and this Bellini is of similar caliber.</i>

735
00:51:14,792 --> 00:51:17,542
<i>Her tight body stands upright,</i>

736
00:51:18,001 --> 00:51:21,959
<i>she is alert, ready with
a quick and correct response.</i>

737
00:51:22,126 --> 00:51:24,667
<i>Like a wolf lying in wait.</i>

738
00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:30,667
<i>In tense situations,
she may take a longer drag</i>

739
00:51:30,834 --> 00:51:32,959
<i>from her electronic cigarette.</i>

740
00:51:33,376 --> 00:51:36,417
<i>But otherwise, she 's under control.
What a woman!</i>

741
00:51:37,292 --> 00:51:40,376
And? How did it go?
- As expected.

742
00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:46,417
Mr. Sensenbrink?
How was it?

743
00:51:46,584 --> 00:51:48,334
What?
- In the office?

744
00:51:48,501 --> 00:51:51,667
Oh. Just fine.
- Then I'm back in?

745
00:51:51,834 --> 00:51:54,917
I'm bursting with ideas.
- I'll get in touch.

746
00:51:55,084 --> 00:51:59,376
Hold on. You have to hire me back,
or else I'm taking Hitler with me.

747
00:52:02,834 --> 00:52:07,459
Sure. I'll make sure you get a job
that carries some weight.

748
00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:10,334
Thank you.

749
00:52:14,459 --> 00:52:15,501
There you go.

750
00:52:15,917 --> 00:52:17,542
Sensenbrink said it's temporary,

751
00:52:17,709 --> 00:52:20,459
until a new editorial spot opens up.

752
00:52:22,167 --> 00:52:27,126
I have to say,
that new comedian is really something.

753
00:52:27,667 --> 00:52:30,626
It's hard to believe
he's not the real thing.

754
00:52:32,126 --> 00:52:33,834
Yes, I know.

755
00:52:34,251 --> 00:52:36,209
And you discovered him?

756
00:52:36,834 --> 00:52:38,001
Yes.

757
00:52:41,417 --> 00:52:44,501
Would you have a coffee
with me sometime?

758
00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:48,334
I'm sorry.

759
00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:51,292
Whenever I see you, then...

760
00:52:51,667 --> 00:52:53,334
You know?
- No,

761
00:52:54,126 --> 00:52:56,126
but if you want a date...

762
00:52:57,042 --> 00:52:59,209
... no problem.
- Uh, yes.

763
00:53:00,709 --> 00:53:04,042
And you guys are, like,
friends of Franziska's?

764
00:53:04,792 --> 00:53:06,667
Apparently so.

765
00:53:07,334 --> 00:53:09,501
And are you, like, emos?

766
00:53:09,667 --> 00:53:13,667
Or goths,
or whatever they're called?

767
00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,501
No, we're Satanists.

768
00:53:21,209 --> 00:53:22,667
How nice.

769
00:53:28,042 --> 00:53:30,001
Grandma, this is Fabian.

770
00:53:30,251 --> 00:53:32,792
I won't sign a thing.
- You don't have to.

771
00:53:33,584 --> 00:53:35,209
Where are the teabags?

772
00:53:39,084 --> 00:53:41,209
It's so nice here.

773
00:53:41,626 --> 00:53:44,001
Yummy, this cake is great.

774
00:53:44,167 --> 00:53:47,709
Did you bake it?
- Why are you messing with her?

775
00:53:48,251 --> 00:53:50,959
Excuse me?
- She suffers from dementia,

776
00:53:51,626 --> 00:53:55,751
and you ask her if she baked
an almond-strawberry-cream cake?

777
00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:58,709
Are you a sadist?
- No.

778
00:54:00,626 --> 00:54:02,376
Good morning.
- Morning.

779
00:54:03,126 --> 00:54:04,667
Good morning.

780
00:54:05,626 --> 00:54:08,251
Well, this will be your new... Reich.

781
00:54:08,626 --> 00:54:09,959
Get...
- Morning.

782
00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:12,834
Hitler. Michael. Do you mind?
- Hi.

783
00:54:17,376 --> 00:54:19,334
It works.
- What's wrong?

784
00:54:19,501 --> 00:54:22,334
Laugh over there.
- Will I get my desk back?

785
00:54:22,751 --> 00:54:23,792
We'll see.

786
00:54:23,959 --> 00:54:27,751
Yes, then I'll pick you up later
for training.

787
00:54:28,334 --> 00:54:30,917
I don't need training.
- Call it tuning.

788
00:54:31,084 --> 00:54:33,001
Tuning for...
- No need.

789
00:54:33,417 --> 00:54:36,959
You need it for modern TV.
- No, I need a typewriter.

790
00:54:37,209 --> 00:54:39,917
Mrs. Krömeier?
She'll help you out.

791
00:54:40,084 --> 00:54:42,126
I'm a pro.
- Hey there, mister...

792
00:54:42,501 --> 00:54:44,917
It's not "mister,"
it's "my Führer."

793
00:54:45,126 --> 00:54:47,751
Oh yeah?
- I want a proper greeting.

794
00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:51,167
I knew it, I get to play a part!
- Uh...

795
00:54:51,584 --> 00:54:53,876
Morning, my Führer!
- Miss Krömeier?

796
00:54:54,042 --> 00:54:55,292
Lower your hand.

797
00:54:56,542 --> 00:55:00,626
It's supposed to be shouted, right?
Or shouted differently?

798
00:55:01,084 --> 00:55:03,876
Miss Krömeier, do me a favor?

799
00:55:04,376 --> 00:55:07,084
Stop shouting.
- Jawohl, my Führer.

800
00:55:07,251 --> 00:55:09,626
I agree.
Just play the secretary.

801
00:55:10,042 --> 00:55:12,751
Get him connected
with the big wide world.

802
00:55:13,292 --> 00:55:14,751
All right then...

803
00:55:15,584 --> 00:55:16,876
Let's get started.

804
00:55:17,042 --> 00:55:21,751
<i>Then she showed me
one of the most amazing inventions:</i>

805
00:55:21,917 --> 00:55:23,792
<i>The computer.</i>

806
00:55:23,959 --> 00:55:27,251
<i>Back in the day,
computers weren't really my thing.</i>

807
00:55:27,417 --> 00:55:30,584
<i>For the troops,
they seemed too bulky.</i>

808
00:55:31,501 --> 00:55:35,459
<i>But after that computers
became ever smaller and more practical.</i>

809
00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:40,876
<i>And then along came Douglas Engelbart
and invented this "mouse" device.</i>

810
00:55:41,417 --> 00:55:43,126
I'll take it now, okay?

811
00:55:43,542 --> 00:55:46,584
With this, you move the pointer
on the desktop.

812
00:55:46,751 --> 00:55:47,917
Here, try it.

813
00:55:51,959 --> 00:55:55,834
With the mouse.
- Double click on the left side.

814
00:55:56,292 --> 00:55:59,959
You're doing great, Mr. Hitler,
for your first time.

815
00:56:00,459 --> 00:56:02,917
What name should I use
for your email?

816
00:56:03,084 --> 00:56:05,084
My name. Adolf Hitler.

817
00:56:05,626 --> 00:56:08,376
Is that your real name?
- No, of course not!

818
00:56:08,542 --> 00:56:10,584
My real name is
Shmul Rosenzweig!

819
00:56:11,001 --> 00:56:13,251
Well, great. "Shmul" is cool.

820
00:56:13,667 --> 00:56:18,792
Shmul, is that with a "ch"?
- That was a joke, Miss Krömeier!

821
00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:20,709
Oh.

822
00:56:23,667 --> 00:56:27,751
"Adolf dot Hitler" is taken.
- What? Someone stole my name!

823
00:56:28,626 --> 00:56:30,917
How about
using a different name?

824
00:56:31,667 --> 00:56:34,459
You mean, like a pseudonym?
- Kind of.

825
00:56:34,626 --> 00:56:37,084
I see.
Fine, then use "Wulf..."

826
00:56:37,501 --> 00:56:40,959
"Wulf's"... "Wulf's Lair."

827
00:56:42,584 --> 00:56:46,584
"Wulf's Lair 6" is available.
- I am not Wulf's Lair 6!

828
00:56:47,042 --> 00:56:50,667
What was that thing called,
Ober... Obersalzbach?

829
00:56:52,126 --> 00:56:54,501
Obersalz<i>berg</i>,
Fräulein Krömeier.

830
00:56:54,876 --> 00:56:58,584
Use "New Reichs Chancellery."
I always liked it.

831
00:56:59,709 --> 00:57:03,667
<i>Mrs. Krömeier showed me even more.
A wonderful technology!</i>

832
00:57:03,834 --> 00:57:05,334
<i>The Internetwork.</i>

833
00:57:05,876 --> 00:57:08,542
Enter something
you're interested in.

834
00:57:11,209 --> 00:57:13,501
"World supremacy," and search.

835
00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:17,334
There's everything about
world supremacy. Great, huh?

836
00:57:27,251 --> 00:57:28,751
This Wikipedia...

837
00:57:29,209 --> 00:57:33,334
Even the name illustrates
the ingenuity of the Aryans.

838
00:57:34,292 --> 00:57:36,334
"Pedia" like "encyclopedia,"

839
00:57:36,501 --> 00:57:39,792
"wiki" like the explorer blood
of the Vikings.

840
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:45,501
Are you crying, my Führer?
- No.

841
00:57:46,459 --> 00:57:48,376
I'm about to cry, too.

842
00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:52,876
<i>I know enough of those types
like Sensenbrink.</i>

843
00:57:53,626 --> 00:57:58,876
<i>Sensenbrink hopes he 's a success,
but' he 's only an accessory to success.</i>

844
00:57:59,834 --> 00:58:03,084
<i>Because he suspects this,
he fears the moment</i>

845
00:58:03,251 --> 00:58:06,459
<i>it is revealed
that the success is neither his,</i>

846
00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:08,917
<i>nor was he an accessory to it.</i>

847
00:58:09,084 --> 00:58:12,542
It's bound to fail:
Hitler on primetime.

848
00:58:14,126 --> 00:58:16,501
The Jewish Council will be all over us.

849
00:58:16,667 --> 00:58:18,667
Bellini is outdoing you.

850
00:58:18,834 --> 00:58:20,001
Just you wait.

851
00:58:21,417 --> 00:58:24,667
I'm putting Hitler
on the "Whoa, Dude!" show.

852
00:58:25,084 --> 00:58:29,292
The TV critics... I can only imagine
the shitstorm we'll see.

853
00:58:29,876 --> 00:58:31,751
This Hitler thing...

854
00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:36,292
... is going to break Katja Bellini's neck!

855
00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,042
Asylum seekers...

856
00:58:38,167 --> 00:58:40,042
<i>COMEDY AUTHORS
"WHOA, DUDE!" SHOW</i>

857
00:58:41,126 --> 00:58:43,626
... gypsies, minorities.
I like it.

858
00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:48,001
Jews, foreigners, homosexuals,
and concentration camps.

859
00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:52,876
Those are good topics.
Even I could come up with something.

860
00:58:53,376 --> 00:58:58,584
And now I'd like you to think up
fitting gags and one-liners.

861
00:58:59,042 --> 00:59:02,251
You mean positive,
with an ironic twist, or what?

862
00:59:02,834 --> 00:59:06,251
I don't quite understand.
- Funny one-liners.

863
00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:09,959
Racist jokes are racist.
You know that, right?

864
00:59:12,292 --> 00:59:13,876
I like it.

865
00:59:15,001 --> 00:59:16,334
You like racism?

866
00:59:16,501 --> 00:59:22,542
If anyone should own
the topic of racism, then it should be us.

867
00:59:23,334 --> 00:59:26,334
In order to be plausible,
he has to do it.

868
00:59:27,251 --> 00:59:28,959
Good. Now we're talking.

869
00:59:29,126 --> 00:59:31,834
I'm just saying, there are no taboos.

870
00:59:32,501 --> 00:59:35,792
There are no red lines,
and if you sense one,

871
00:59:36,209 --> 00:59:39,459
you are cordially invited to cross it.

872
00:59:40,542 --> 00:59:42,667
"Salafists and Jews
are similar:

873
00:59:42,834 --> 00:59:46,251
circumcised,
hook-nosed and highly flammable."

874
00:59:47,459 --> 00:59:51,709
"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz:
They all gave it one star."

875
00:59:56,709 --> 01:00:00,626
"What does a Jewish pedophile say?
Want to buy a candy?"

876
01:00:02,251 --> 01:00:04,459
Please excuse my chuckling.

877
01:00:05,126 --> 01:00:09,542
"A Salafist comes home to
his screaming child: 'What a terror'."

878
01:00:10,584 --> 01:00:15,459
"My driving teacher asked me where
the gas is: 'Second door on the right'."

879
01:00:15,792 --> 01:00:17,792
Jesus.

880
01:00:18,376 --> 01:00:22,167
"Idioms change over time.
'Ashes to ashes' used to mean

881
01:00:22,334 --> 01:00:24,834
you went to Auschwitz on vacation."

882
01:00:25,334 --> 01:00:27,292
Is this what you want?

883
01:00:27,459 --> 01:00:28,584
Yes.

884
01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:30,167
Precisely.

885
01:00:32,626 --> 01:00:33,876
Hi.
- Hi.

886
01:00:35,126 --> 01:00:37,292
I just wanted to say hello.

887
01:00:39,126 --> 01:00:40,501
Pleased to meet you.

888
01:00:40,876 --> 01:00:42,334
Same here.

889
01:00:43,334 --> 01:00:45,542
That... looks great.

890
01:00:48,959 --> 01:00:51,292
Christoph, do you have a moment?

891
01:00:51,792 --> 01:00:53,501
What is it?

892
01:00:53,917 --> 01:00:56,459
Well, this is a great idea.
- Yes?

893
01:00:56,626 --> 01:00:58,042
Hitler on the show.

894
01:00:59,042 --> 01:01:01,251
Nobody asks me anymore?

895
01:01:01,417 --> 01:01:05,376
It seems I no longer understand
the concept of my own show.

896
01:01:05,751 --> 01:01:08,334
It's... funny.
- Oh yeah?

897
01:01:09,001 --> 01:01:12,084
With Hitler, it's always a fine line.
- I know.

898
01:01:12,542 --> 01:01:14,751
Your show plays with fine lines.

899
01:01:15,126 --> 01:01:18,834
This will be a one-time deal.
Do I have your word?

900
01:01:19,001 --> 01:01:20,542
Two. You have two words.

901
01:01:21,209 --> 01:01:22,334
Oh, please!

902
01:01:23,209 --> 01:01:24,667
Michi...
- Michi...

903
01:01:28,042 --> 01:01:31,542
Jeanette, can you get us a drink?
- My name's Janine.

904
01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:33,751
The...

905
01:01:34,167 --> 01:01:35,917
... show is live.

906
01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:40,167
But no need to worry...

907
01:01:42,917 --> 01:01:45,876
Just be... yourself.

908
01:01:56,251 --> 01:02:00,917
<i>The show "Whoa Dude!"
confirms everything I had heard.</i>

909
01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:05,542
<i>Witzigmann appears
in various costumes:</i>

910
01:02:06,001 --> 01:02:08,251
<i>black U.S. president,
Muslim woman</i>

911
01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:13,209
<i>or other minority,
to make mincemeat of current politics.</i>

912
01:02:13,667 --> 01:02:16,251
I'm on an erotic diet.

913
01:02:16,667 --> 01:02:21,959
A fruit course for breakfast, lunch
and dinner, intercourse for dessert...

914
01:02:24,959 --> 01:02:27,626
<i>The transition was to happen
with a line</i>

915
01:02:27,959 --> 01:02:30,626
<i>Witzigmann delivered
without a flinch:</i>

916
01:02:31,042 --> 01:02:34,667
Ladies and gentlemen,
he's been lost for decades,

917
01:02:35,084 --> 01:02:37,667
now he's back!
Give a warm welcome to...

918
01:02:37,834 --> 01:02:40,126
... Adolf Hitler!

919
01:02:41,376 --> 01:02:43,292
All or nothing, here we go.

920
01:02:58,251 --> 01:03:01,459
Welcome, dear Adolf, to...

921
01:03:01,626 --> 01:03:04,001
... to "Whoa..."
- "Dude!"

922
01:03:04,167 --> 01:03:05,709
Greetings!

923
01:03:09,126 --> 01:03:12,709
All right.
Then I'd say: Bombs away!

924
01:03:13,709 --> 01:03:17,709
<i>When they see me,
the audience becomes uneasy.</i>

925
01:03:20,626 --> 01:03:25,667
<i>They try to match my face
to that of the Hitler actors they know.</i>

926
01:03:27,834 --> 01:03:29,459
<i>I see their unease,</i>

927
01:03:30,417 --> 01:03:34,751
<i>which my mere gaze
transforms into breathless silence.</i>

928
01:03:45,376 --> 01:03:47,334
Is this part of the act?

929
01:03:48,001 --> 01:03:49,584
Not this long.

930
01:03:50,001 --> 01:03:51,292
Is it a blackout?

931
01:03:52,001 --> 01:03:56,292
<i>An assistant gives me a sign,
as if I'd forgotten my lines.</i>

932
01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:02,042
<i>It was clear that in the face of
this seeming inaction,</i>

933
01:04:02,792 --> 01:04:06,167
<i>that amateur Witzigmann
started to sweat.</i>

934
01:04:08,376 --> 01:04:10,709
<i>What is this?
What's going on?</i>

935
01:04:12,209 --> 01:04:15,084
<i>Will he do anything?</i>
- He has to, we're live.

936
01:04:16,667 --> 01:04:19,792
Michael, you take over.
- No, we wait.

937
01:04:20,251 --> 01:04:21,667
<i>Give him time.</i>

938
01:04:21,834 --> 01:04:25,959
<i>Witzigmann doesn't understand
the power of silence, he feared it.</i>

939
01:04:26,459 --> 01:04:29,667
<i>I let the air flow into my lungs...</i>

940
01:04:29,834 --> 01:04:33,751
<i>... and give the silence... a sound.</i>

941
01:04:35,834 --> 01:04:38,917
Over there... is someone...

942
01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,334
... is holding some signs.

943
01:04:42,126 --> 01:04:44,167
With text for me to read out.

944
01:04:44,334 --> 01:04:47,376
The text... is a joke.

945
01:04:48,084 --> 01:04:49,959
A joke about immigrants.

946
01:04:50,709 --> 01:04:53,501
<i>But why make jokes about immigrants?</i>

947
01:04:54,251 --> 01:04:56,834
<i>If you have rats in your house,
you don't get a clown,</i>

948
01:04:57,001 --> 01:04:59,334
<i>you call pest control.</i>

949
01:05:00,709 --> 01:05:02,626
The television in my hotel...

950
01:05:04,084 --> 01:05:05,209
... is this thin.

951
01:05:06,709 --> 01:05:10,667
A marvel of human ingenuity.

952
01:05:11,084 --> 01:05:13,584
But what is shown
on that television?

953
01:05:13,876 --> 01:05:16,876
Just trash.
When times are bad...

954
01:05:17,501 --> 01:05:21,917
... people need light entertainment.
That's why, in 1944,

955
01:05:22,376 --> 01:05:25,167
we broadcast light comedies.

956
01:05:26,334 --> 01:05:28,626
<i>But how bad can times get...</i>

957
01:05:29,084 --> 01:05:33,042
<i>... for the people to be bombarded
with such idiotic nonsense!</i>

958
01:05:33,792 --> 01:05:34,834
He's so right.

959
01:05:35,001 --> 01:05:36,917
<i>What kind of country is this?</i>

960
01:05:37,084 --> 01:05:38,751
<i>Child poverty...</i>

961
01:05:39,459 --> 01:05:42,251
<i>... old-age poverty,
unemployment...</i>

962
01:05:42,417 --> 01:05:45,126
<i>... birthrate lower than ever.
No wonder!</i>

963
01:05:45,292 --> 01:05:48,501
<i>Who wants to have a child
in this country?</i>

964
01:05:49,834 --> 01:05:50,917
We are racing...

965
01:05:52,251 --> 01:05:54,501
... toward the abyss.

966
01:05:55,167 --> 01:05:57,292
But we don't see it,

967
01:05:58,001 --> 01:05:59,376
because on TV...

968
01:06:00,167 --> 01:06:02,584
... you cannot see the abyss.

969
01:06:04,876 --> 01:06:06,209
You see...

970
01:06:06,501 --> 01:06:07,792
... a cooking show.

971
01:06:11,334 --> 01:06:13,667
I will keep fighting
against TV

972
01:06:14,292 --> 01:06:16,917
until we not only see the abyss,

973
01:06:17,084 --> 01:06:19,542
but until we overcome it!

974
01:06:19,959 --> 01:06:23,501
It is 8:45 PM,
broadcasting is returning fire.

975
01:06:37,667 --> 01:06:38,959
Yes!

976
01:06:40,417 --> 01:06:41,917
Yes, yes, yes!

977
01:06:49,834 --> 01:06:52,334
It's getting pretty late.
- Yes.

978
01:06:53,834 --> 01:06:56,709
Oh God,
I forgot to call home.

979
01:06:57,667 --> 01:06:59,417
Are you married?

980
01:06:59,584 --> 01:07:01,792
No, I'm not married...

981
01:07:02,417 --> 01:07:05,167
No, I live with my mo...

982
01:07:05,584 --> 01:07:07,251
My moth...

983
01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:10,084
Come again?
- My other flatmate.

984
01:07:12,251 --> 01:07:14,334
To be honest, with my mother.

985
01:07:14,751 --> 01:07:16,876
Want to sleep here?

986
01:07:18,042 --> 01:07:19,417
Yes.

987
01:07:20,834 --> 01:07:23,876
On the couch.
- Uh, yes.

988
01:07:24,584 --> 01:07:27,917
But no touching.
- No, I'd never touch you.

989
01:07:29,251 --> 01:07:30,417
Who said never?

990
01:07:41,751 --> 01:07:44,459
Hey, not so loud!
You'll wake my Grandma.

991
01:07:53,167 --> 01:07:56,501
Margot wants one too...
- Get that asshole off my show!

992
01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:58,876
Did you fall asleep in the control room?
- Enough.

993
01:07:59,501 --> 01:08:02,292
I'll never forgive you.
- Michael... - Shut up.

994
01:08:03,001 --> 01:08:04,917
All right, my friend...

995
01:08:05,667 --> 01:08:07,626
Yes, that's enough now.

996
01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,709
Thank you.
Oh, just shut up, Katja, okay?

997
01:08:11,126 --> 01:08:13,792
Hey, leave Hitler alone!
- No, this is...

998
01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:16,292
Stop it!
- Leave the Führer alone!

999
01:08:16,667 --> 01:08:19,834
We've seen this act
a hundred times!

1000
01:08:20,209 --> 01:08:22,834
Asshole!
You're a real cunt! Let me go!

1001
01:08:23,709 --> 01:08:24,876
This is my show!

1002
01:08:25,042 --> 01:08:27,251
Put the Führer
on all the shows!

1003
01:08:27,417 --> 01:08:30,459
Breakfast Show,
Celebrity Dinner, whatever.

1004
01:08:30,626 --> 01:08:32,167
This is a hit!
- Okay.

1005
01:08:32,334 --> 01:08:34,876
This will be great.

1006
01:08:35,292 --> 01:08:38,251
Thanks, everybody. Get home safely.
- Shit.

1007
01:08:38,709 --> 01:08:40,542
And now our next guest!

1008
01:08:40,709 --> 01:08:44,417
Would it be wrong to say
he's taken Germany by storm?

1009
01:08:44,876 --> 01:08:47,751
Give a warm welcome to...
Adolf Hitler!

1010
01:08:48,376 --> 01:08:51,001
You wanted to be a painter.
It didn't work.

1011
01:08:51,167 --> 01:08:54,751
Was it the lack of talent, or what?
- No...

1012
01:08:55,292 --> 01:08:59,501
It was providence that wanted
a person like me to be a politician.

1013
01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:03,917
Like with a provocative rapper:
You stand on a crate yelling,

1014
01:09:04,334 --> 01:09:08,167
and people look, then what?
- It's not about provocation.

1015
01:09:08,501 --> 01:09:10,709
It's about the German people.

1016
01:09:11,126 --> 01:09:15,042
A leader is nothing without his people.
It's like Mozart

1017
01:09:15,209 --> 01:09:16,917
without a piano.

1018
01:09:17,084 --> 01:09:21,584
He could play violin with his sister,
but if we take that away too?

1019
01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:24,542
What's your piano?
- The people.

1020
01:09:25,126 --> 01:09:27,126
I play piano on the people.

1021
01:09:27,501 --> 01:09:30,584
The black keys as well?
- The black keys as well.

1022
01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:32,834
When they have to be pressed.

1023
01:09:33,209 --> 01:09:35,834
What are your plans for the future?

1024
01:09:36,167 --> 01:09:41,334
To make Germany great again,
and secure the survival of the Germans.

1025
01:09:42,001 --> 01:09:43,584
Maybe I should just leave?

1026
01:09:44,001 --> 01:09:46,459
Even for you, we have tasks.
- I bet.

1027
01:09:46,917 --> 01:09:49,084
With the Autobahn, for example.

1028
01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:51,709
They need people
for the toll booths.

1029
01:09:52,042 --> 01:09:54,209
Or in construction.
- Yes.

1030
01:09:54,626 --> 01:09:58,084
You have to stay Hitler?
- Yes, so I can get things done.

1031
01:09:58,917 --> 01:10:02,126
So you don't have any
Hitler-free moments?

1032
01:10:02,584 --> 01:10:05,251
No, no, I do not.

1033
01:10:05,751 --> 01:10:08,542
Just like you have no
Thadeusz-free moments.

1034
01:10:08,917 --> 01:10:10,584
It was your destiny.

1035
01:10:11,001 --> 01:10:15,042
And what is your destiny?
- You are a little screw...

1036
01:10:16,501 --> 01:10:18,834
... in the grand machine of time.

1037
01:10:19,292 --> 01:10:21,667
And you?
- I'm the steering wheel,

1038
01:10:22,001 --> 01:10:23,959
and you're the little screw.

1039
01:10:35,584 --> 01:10:39,209
Germans swinging from one
Jungle Camp to the next.

1040
01:10:39,542 --> 01:10:42,501
It's worse than the two World Wars
I experienced.

1041
01:10:44,042 --> 01:10:45,251
We are racing...

1042
01:10:46,417 --> 01:10:49,042
<i>Toward the abyss</i>

1043
01:10:49,209 --> 01:10:50,834
<i>But we don't see it</i>

1044
01:10:51,459 --> 01:10:53,834
<i>Because on television</i>

1045
01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:56,417
<i>You cannot see the abyss</i>

1046
01:10:57,834 --> 01:10:58,792
<i>The abyss!</i>

1047
01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:03,959
<i>World War 2 wasn't that great, but now
there's a new comedian on the march.</i>

1048
01:11:04,376 --> 01:11:06,209
<i>And he imitated Hitler!</i>

1049
01:11:06,376 --> 01:11:08,751
<i>What's wrong with this guy?</i>

1050
01:11:08,917 --> 01:11:11,334
<i>At any rate, quite the rebel!</i>

1051
01:11:11,709 --> 01:11:16,167
<i>And on television, he goes and says:
"Television is trash."</i>

1052
01:11:16,334 --> 01:11:18,626
<i>And I'm like:
Hold on, I have to see this!</i>

1053
01:11:18,792 --> 01:11:22,501
<i>Should you take it seriously
or should you laugh at it?</i>

1054
01:11:22,667 --> 01:11:26,584
<i>What he's talking about
is serious, and he's kind of right.</i>

1055
01:11:26,751 --> 01:11:31,292
<i>The big question is:
Is Germany ready for this kind of humor?</i>

1056
01:11:31,459 --> 01:11:34,417
<i>... in the midst of a refugee debate,
I say: No!</i>

1057
01:11:34,584 --> 01:11:37,959
<i>No, Witzigmann,
it's not all about the ratings.</i>

1058
01:11:38,126 --> 01:11:40,376
<i>... it shouldn't be underestimated.</i>

1059
01:11:40,542 --> 01:11:46,084
<i>Back then there was a lot of talk too,
and it was put into practice.</i>

1060
01:11:46,251 --> 01:11:49,501
<i>I'm not sure
if this is a good or a bad thing.</i>

1061
01:11:54,667 --> 01:11:57,709
<i>And you have that perfect
Fashion Führer look!</i>

1062
01:11:57,876 --> 01:12:01,667
<i>The sad thing is, what he's saying
isn't all that wrong.</i>

1063
01:12:01,834 --> 01:12:05,584
<i>Child poverty, old-age poverty,
unemployment...</i>

1064
01:12:06,626 --> 01:12:11,501
<i>Chancellor or YouTube star?
He seems to have what it takes for both.</i>

1065
01:12:11,667 --> 01:12:15,584
<i>Have a child in this country...
What kind of country is this...</i>

1066
01:12:15,917 --> 01:12:18,709
<i>Do I really want to have kids
in this world?</i>

1067
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:22,542
<i>I thought he was great,
and I'm going to stay tuned.</i>

1068
01:12:22,959 --> 01:12:27,042
<i>Child poverty, old-age poverty,
unemployment...</i>

1069
01:12:28,042 --> 01:12:30,501
<i>Yesterday on "Whoa, Dude!"...
-  I hate you,</i>

1070
01:12:30,667 --> 01:12:33,501
<i>I hate everybody.
Except for Hitler.</i>

1071
01:12:34,292 --> 01:12:36,792
<i>With his little moustache...</i>

1072
01:12:47,084 --> 01:12:52,417
"Brown Gold, the Bittersweet
Attraction of Adolf H."

1073
01:12:53,542 --> 01:12:57,001
"The Führer, of all people,
hits the nail on the head."

1074
01:12:57,417 --> 01:12:59,042
Nothing but positive.

1075
01:12:59,626 --> 01:13:03,792
Sheer enthusiasm.
Everywhere, really. Sheer enthusiasm.

1076
01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:07,917
Oh, here's a bad one.

1077
01:13:10,834 --> 01:13:15,876
"Stop this bulshit,
you fuckin Juwish pig."

1078
01:13:24,001 --> 01:13:26,709
Haven't had such a good laugh
in a while.

1079
01:13:27,376 --> 01:13:29,334
<i>It was pretty sad</i>

1080
01:13:29,501 --> 01:13:32,334
<i>that it took months
before I even realized</i>

1081
01:13:32,501 --> 01:13:37,167
<i>there were people who felt the calling
to continue the work of the NSDAP.</i>

1082
01:13:44,376 --> 01:13:48,042
The National Democratic Party,
if you look closely behind the facade,

1083
01:13:48,209 --> 01:13:51,501
is only against the death penalty,
I mean for it,

1084
01:13:51,834 --> 01:13:55,584
for pedophiles and the like.
They're for justice.

1085
01:13:57,042 --> 01:14:00,417
If you will.
We're just fighting for our rights.

1086
01:14:00,834 --> 01:14:03,167
We could use more democracy

1087
01:14:03,334 --> 01:14:06,209
so that someone
can lay down the law,

1088
01:14:06,584 --> 01:14:10,751
and say: This is how we're doing it.
That's it, no discussion.

1089
01:14:11,126 --> 01:14:14,667
You are so right.
That's just my kind of democracy.

1090
01:14:14,917 --> 01:14:16,834
That's how I see democracy.

1091
01:14:17,209 --> 01:14:21,584
How do you see Germany?
What would you change in general?

1092
01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:24,542
HEAD OF AFD BAVARIA

1093
01:14:24,667 --> 01:14:27,501
So, a big topic for us
is federal finance reform.

1094
01:14:28,001 --> 01:14:32,001
And then another overall topic
is educational policy,

1095
01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:36,584
we want the government
to take more responsibility...

1096
01:14:37,626 --> 01:14:41,001
And finally, there's also...

1097
01:14:44,292 --> 01:14:46,792
Okay, he doesn't seem to agree.

1098
01:14:50,334 --> 01:14:54,792
This steamroller tactic by the media,
putting us in the right-wing corner...

1099
01:14:55,084 --> 01:14:57,126
Of course, that's no good.

1100
01:14:57,959 --> 01:15:00,167
You cook for National Socialism?

1101
01:15:00,334 --> 01:15:02,334
VEGAN NEO-NAZI
INTERNET COOKING SHOW

1102
01:15:02,667 --> 01:15:06,042
Only for Germany.
- We're Germans first, then Socialists.

1103
01:15:13,501 --> 01:15:18,542
Destiny gave us this great technology
to use for propaganda, and you,

1104
01:15:19,042 --> 01:15:23,376
you use it to prepare a silly stew!
How utterly idiotic!

1105
01:15:23,917 --> 01:15:29,042
They want to be heirs
to National Socialism? They are nothing!

1106
01:15:29,417 --> 01:15:34,417
Build the Fourth Reich?
They can't even build an Ikea shelf.

1107
01:15:35,126 --> 01:15:38,167
The political situation
DEP. CHAIRMAN NPD

1108
01:15:38,334 --> 01:15:41,792
is good, as underhanded as it sounds.

1109
01:15:42,251 --> 01:15:45,501
Of course we're not happy to see

1110
01:15:45,709 --> 01:15:50,209
between 200 and 400 asylum seekers
showing up in Munich each week.

1111
01:15:50,959 --> 01:15:53,501
I agree. The worse the situation is,

1112
01:15:53,667 --> 01:15:57,584
the better it is for people like us.
- It's good, politically.

1113
01:15:57,959 --> 01:15:59,251
You see.

1114
01:16:00,292 --> 01:16:02,292
I need men like you.

1115
01:16:02,459 --> 01:16:06,292
I'd like to send you
into the next war. Right to the front.

1116
01:16:08,834 --> 01:16:11,542
Would you do whatever I order?

1117
01:16:13,084 --> 01:16:14,959
Turn that thing off.

1118
01:16:18,876 --> 01:16:21,251
If you were really him,
I probably would.

1119
01:16:22,751 --> 01:16:24,792
SOMEWHERE IN BRANDENBURG

1120
01:16:25,209 --> 01:16:27,709
Thinking of Germany at night

1121
01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:31,959
Puts all thought of sleep to flight

1122
01:16:32,292 --> 01:16:34,167
Ain't that the truth.

1123
01:16:34,334 --> 01:16:37,876
That man brought me to tears
with his poem.

1124
01:16:38,417 --> 01:16:41,292
How many people can you round up?
- Over 500.

1125
01:16:41,459 --> 01:16:43,501
Over 500? 2000?

1126
01:16:44,584 --> 01:16:48,209
And they'll beat our ideas
into the heads of the intellectuals.

1127
01:16:48,376 --> 01:16:49,501
Not a problem.

1128
01:16:49,876 --> 01:16:52,626
But they'll only follow
if there really is a just cause.

1129
01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:55,709
That's right.
It's always about content.

1130
01:16:56,167 --> 01:17:01,084
Most people would even die for it.
- Sure, I'd die for my country too.

1131
01:17:01,251 --> 01:17:02,876
Me too.
- You see?

1132
01:17:03,251 --> 01:17:06,001
That's what I need.
- I'm already there.

1133
01:17:06,167 --> 01:17:08,209
Men like you.
- In a heartbeat.

1134
01:17:08,584 --> 01:17:10,876
Be strong.
- Exactly.

1135
01:17:11,709 --> 01:17:13,667
Schnappi, be strong!

1136
01:17:14,126 --> 01:17:17,292
Yes, Schnappi, be strong.
Hard as Krupp's steel,

1137
01:17:17,542 --> 01:17:20,626
swift as a greyhound,
tough as leather!

1138
01:17:20,792 --> 01:17:23,584
For Germany.
- For Germany. For the cause.

1139
01:17:24,709 --> 01:17:27,417
All right, then...
So long, niggas!

1140
01:17:27,709 --> 01:17:30,084
Niggers?
- You niggas!

1141
01:17:30,251 --> 01:17:33,959
That's what you say nowadays.
- There are no niggers here.

1142
01:17:34,292 --> 01:17:35,667
HEADQUARTERS NPD

1143
01:17:35,834 --> 01:17:40,834
<i>Admittedly, the Brown House in Munich
was not earth-shattering at the time.</i>

1144
01:17:41,001 --> 01:17:44,459
<i>But this shack in Köpenick, Berlin,
how pitiful.</i>

1145
01:17:44,626 --> 01:17:48,376
<i>The building alone
looked like a hopeless case.</i>

1146
01:17:53,667 --> 01:17:56,667
What is this?
- It's our doorbell nameplate.

1147
01:17:57,709 --> 01:18:02,209
Such a small nameplate is cowardice
before the enemy. Out of my way!

1148
01:18:05,084 --> 01:18:07,209
Stop, this is our office. Hello!

1149
01:18:08,584 --> 01:18:10,667
Can you please...

1150
01:18:11,667 --> 01:18:13,084
Oh, man.

1151
01:18:19,376 --> 01:18:21,501
Do you have a filming permit?

1152
01:18:21,667 --> 01:18:24,959
Since when does a national movement
hide behind bureaucracy?

1153
01:18:25,126 --> 01:18:27,584
I want to speak to your Reichsleiter.

1154
01:18:27,751 --> 01:18:30,584
You mean the chairman?

1155
01:18:31,959 --> 01:18:35,001
Who should I say is here?
- The name is Hitler.

1156
01:18:36,501 --> 01:18:37,792
Okay.

1157
01:18:50,417 --> 01:18:52,834
You see "hit the gas" in quotation marks.

1158
01:18:53,459 --> 01:18:56,459
As if you shouldn't actually
hit the gas.

1159
01:18:57,709 --> 01:19:01,334
Is this for Channel 7 or something?
- This is for Germany!

1160
01:19:01,709 --> 01:19:03,376
Okay, I got it.

1161
01:19:10,792 --> 01:19:11,876
Well, how nice.

1162
01:19:12,834 --> 01:19:14,251
It's Mr. Hitler.

1163
01:19:15,001 --> 01:19:19,334
Ulf Birne, Federal Chairman
of the National Democratic Party.

1164
01:19:19,667 --> 01:19:21,959
Please. We have to talk.

1165
01:19:23,292 --> 01:19:24,626
It's my pleasure.

1166
01:19:29,251 --> 01:19:32,667
So you represent the national cause?
- Well...

1167
01:19:33,251 --> 01:19:35,751
You haven't been around for a while.

1168
01:19:35,917 --> 01:19:38,209
I have to manage my time.

1169
01:19:39,292 --> 01:19:43,001
The question is, what have you
achieved up till now?

1170
01:19:43,542 --> 01:19:47,459
Our comrades...
- You share the trenches with comrades.

1171
01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:51,751
Except for me, however,
that applies to nobody here.

1172
01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:53,001
Okay.

1173
01:19:53,167 --> 01:19:56,084
We National Democrats...
- National Democrats.

1174
01:19:56,251 --> 01:19:59,376
National Democracy!
What's that supposed to be?

1175
01:19:59,542 --> 01:20:03,251
National Socialism
requires a conception of democracy

1176
01:20:03,417 --> 01:20:07,459
that is not suited for a name!
How stupid can you be?

1177
01:20:07,626 --> 01:20:11,876
Have you read my book?
- It's hard to get in Germany.

1178
01:20:12,042 --> 01:20:14,959
Is that your excuse for having read it?

1179
01:20:15,376 --> 01:20:17,001
Or for having <i>not</i> read it?

1180
01:20:17,417 --> 01:20:20,084
Or for not having quite understood it?

1181
01:20:23,042 --> 01:20:24,709
Well, this is...

1182
01:20:25,542 --> 01:20:27,584
Can we turn off the camera?
- No!

1183
01:20:28,042 --> 01:20:30,292
You have wasted enough time.

1184
01:20:30,667 --> 01:20:34,751
Each of your words
throws the movement back by decades.

1185
01:20:35,251 --> 01:20:36,459
What about race?

1186
01:20:36,792 --> 01:20:40,126
Germany for the Germans?
- Who else would it be for?

1187
01:20:40,292 --> 01:20:42,209
For the Poles?

1188
01:20:42,626 --> 01:20:44,751
Is this your best available man?

1189
01:20:46,792 --> 01:20:49,126
Then good luck, gentlemen.

1190
01:20:52,501 --> 01:20:55,792
I'd like to see Mrs. Bellini.
Where is her office?

1191
01:20:56,126 --> 01:20:59,001
It's over there, but I can't...
- Thanks.

1192
01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:02,042
We'll find it.
- You can't just...

1193
01:21:02,209 --> 01:21:05,542
Thank you.
Hello, Mrs. Bellini.

1194
01:21:05,709 --> 01:21:08,917
The cops and the D.A. are here!
- Quicker than expected.

1195
01:21:09,292 --> 01:21:11,001
Oh. What can I do for you?

1196
01:21:11,167 --> 01:21:12,834
Hello.
- The DA is here.

1197
01:21:13,001 --> 01:21:15,584
Göttlicher, District Attorney...
- Katja Bellini.

1198
01:21:16,292 --> 01:21:18,876
A complaint has been filed

1199
01:21:19,042 --> 01:21:21,126
charging violation of hate laws.

1200
01:21:21,501 --> 01:21:22,917
What?

1201
01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:26,126
Who filed the complaint?

1202
01:21:26,376 --> 01:21:27,417
Anonymous.

1203
01:21:27,792 --> 01:21:29,542
Ah, what a yellow-bellied snitch.

1204
01:21:30,584 --> 01:21:33,584
Okay, what exactly
does this mean for us?

1205
01:21:33,876 --> 01:21:37,001
Looks like we have to cancel
the "Führer" show.

1206
01:21:37,459 --> 01:21:40,459
Oh, you can keep broadcasting.

1207
01:21:43,959 --> 01:21:46,834
Personally, I think
the show is brilliant.

1208
01:21:47,209 --> 01:21:48,251
The way he...

1209
01:21:48,417 --> 01:21:51,584
I'm happy to hear it.
- And that stringency.

1210
01:21:52,042 --> 01:21:55,709
I'm sure the complaint was filed by some
left-wing liberals. You know the type.

1211
01:21:56,084 --> 01:21:58,126
I'm sure the investigation
will come to nothing.

1212
01:21:58,501 --> 01:22:01,001
This will take care of itself.

1213
01:22:01,709 --> 01:22:02,876
Good bye.

1214
01:22:10,709 --> 01:22:13,584
Mr. Sensenbrink, what about the dog?
- Dog?

1215
01:22:14,001 --> 01:22:16,709
I have to pay the invoice
for the dead dog.

1216
01:22:16,917 --> 01:22:17,959
What dog?

1217
01:22:18,126 --> 01:22:22,167
The dog that died while Mr. Hitler
and Sawatzki were filming.

1218
01:22:23,542 --> 01:22:26,459
Do I file it under write-offs?

1219
01:22:27,584 --> 01:22:29,709
Or under losses?

1220
01:22:30,626 --> 01:22:31,667
I'll handle it.

1221
01:22:33,417 --> 01:22:34,459
That's nice.

1222
01:22:35,292 --> 01:22:36,751
Heil Hitler.

1223
01:22:37,834 --> 01:22:40,542
What's wrong?
- You're asking me what's wrong?

1224
01:22:41,042 --> 01:22:44,709
A huge pile of Hitler-Nazi-shit,
that's what.

1225
01:22:44,959 --> 01:22:47,251
And everyone shouts, "Hurrah!"

1226
01:22:47,959 --> 01:22:51,459
That's what.
This is the most fucked-up, evil,

1227
01:22:51,876 --> 01:22:53,834
inhuman...
- You're drunk.

1228
01:22:54,459 --> 01:22:55,542
And you're sober.

1229
01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:59,209
You're doing all this bullshit
with a clear head.

1230
01:22:59,542 --> 01:23:02,417
You know how many people
are cheering him on?

1231
01:23:03,001 --> 01:23:06,667
Not because they think
he's funny, or ironic.

1232
01:23:06,834 --> 01:23:10,251
They think what he says is cool!
They think he's right.

1233
01:23:10,626 --> 01:23:14,709
And now I ask you, Mrs. Katja Bellini:
Are you okay with that?

1234
01:23:15,084 --> 01:23:20,001
Or don't you give a shit?
- What about all the positive reviews?

1235
01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:23,709
Those journalists are complete morons.

1236
01:23:24,084 --> 01:23:27,376
They're afraid
of missing the dramatic ambiguity.

1237
01:23:27,751 --> 01:23:32,292
But there is no ambiguity with
Mr. Hitler. He's just an asshole!

1238
01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:35,042
This is a big, brown
pile of Nazi bullshit.

1239
01:23:35,209 --> 01:23:38,209
And you're sitting right on top of it,

1240
01:23:38,376 --> 01:23:41,417
because you're the boss of it all.
- That's enough.

1241
01:23:41,584 --> 01:23:44,209
You're not a coward.
You're not

1242
01:23:44,417 --> 01:23:48,167
stupid, like so many.
You're obsessed with your career.

1243
01:23:51,001 --> 01:23:53,209
Careful.
- That hurt. Okay.

1244
01:23:54,542 --> 01:23:56,334
Good night, Mrs. Goebbels.

1245
01:24:05,417 --> 01:24:09,501
I have a confession to make.
We had your background checked.

1246
01:24:10,001 --> 01:24:12,709
Then the results
must have reassured you.

1247
01:24:13,667 --> 01:24:17,167
On the one hand, yes.
We found nothing incriminating.

1248
01:24:17,334 --> 01:24:21,584
And on the other hand?
- We found <i>nothing</i> at all about you.

1249
01:24:21,751 --> 01:24:24,542
As if you never existed.

1250
01:24:25,542 --> 01:24:28,459
Would you like to know
if I ever existed?

1251
01:24:30,167 --> 01:24:32,626
Please understand,

1252
01:24:32,792 --> 01:24:37,667
we need to make sure we're not
dealing with the real Hitler...

1253
01:24:38,667 --> 01:24:40,209
What am I saying?

1254
01:24:40,626 --> 01:24:44,001
Indeed. That's high treason.

1255
01:24:44,167 --> 01:24:47,709
So you've never been
in a right-wing party?

1256
01:24:48,084 --> 01:24:50,751
On the contrary:
I was a founding member.

1257
01:24:51,126 --> 01:24:53,251
Membership number 555.

1258
01:24:53,876 --> 01:24:55,251
What?

1259
01:24:56,501 --> 01:25:00,292
A youthful folly, I hope.
- Nonsense. In 1919,

1260
01:25:00,667 --> 01:25:04,126
I was 30 years old.
That's no youthful folly.

1261
01:25:04,501 --> 01:25:05,834
1919?
- When else?

1262
01:25:06,334 --> 01:25:08,584
I even thought up that fraud!

1263
01:25:08,959 --> 01:25:13,417
We started at 500 so it sounded like
we had more members.

1264
01:25:22,417 --> 01:25:25,626
Thank you
for the warm welcome.

1265
01:25:26,042 --> 01:25:29,209
Nice of you to join us,
and nice of <i>you</i> to join us.

1266
01:25:29,626 --> 01:25:32,042
<i>How shall I address you tonight?</i>

1267
01:25:33,084 --> 01:25:35,251
<i>"Mr. Hitler" would suffice.</i>

1268
01:25:35,542 --> 01:25:39,709
<i>You can also say "My Führer."
- You're a comedian, aren't you?</i>

1269
01:25:40,876 --> 01:25:42,876
Some people see me that way.

1270
01:25:43,251 --> 01:25:47,167
Are you comfortable in that role?
- I feel comfortable in every role.

1271
01:25:47,834 --> 01:25:52,501
I want to reach people, and you can't
reach someone who isn't listening.

1272
01:25:52,959 --> 01:25:55,376
So I'm willing to play the fool.

1273
01:25:55,792 --> 01:25:58,084
What kind of person are you?

1274
01:25:58,251 --> 01:26:01,626
Many newspapers
write that you're crazy.

1275
01:26:02,167 --> 01:26:04,751
<i>What do you say to that?
- Do I look crazy?</i>

1276
01:26:05,501 --> 01:26:09,209
Pardon me for saying so but,
a little. Your eyes scare me.

1277
01:26:09,751 --> 01:26:13,792
Here I stand, I cannot do other.
I am who I am.

1278
01:26:14,417 --> 01:26:17,876
Is that funny?
- As funny as the times we're living in.

1279
01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:22,042
I have my doubts whether
what you're doing is justified.

1280
01:26:22,209 --> 01:26:24,167
Look what we've found:

1281
01:26:24,626 --> 01:26:27,376
Among the clips you filmed
was this one...

1282
01:26:27,542 --> 01:26:29,834
What clip?
- Have a look.

1283
01:26:30,751 --> 01:26:33,459
<i>I can only sell dogs
to people I trust.</i>

1284
01:26:33,834 --> 01:26:36,626
You can't do that.
You don't... That...

1285
01:26:37,042 --> 01:26:38,542
What is this?

1286
01:26:40,001 --> 01:26:41,042
It's...

1287
01:26:42,042 --> 01:26:44,501
<i>Damned mutt!
- My dog!</i>

1288
01:26:45,459 --> 01:26:46,667
<i>You shot my dog!</i>

1289
01:26:47,042 --> 01:26:48,959
Do you find that funny?

1290
01:26:49,126 --> 01:26:52,084
Are we supposed to laugh?
- It was an accident.

1291
01:26:52,459 --> 01:26:55,001
What?
- It wasn't really that bad.

1292
01:26:55,959 --> 01:26:58,084
Okay, it <i>was</i>.
How did he get that?

1293
01:26:58,417 --> 01:27:01,001
You should know.
- Is that your humor?

1294
01:27:01,167 --> 01:27:03,917
Could you tell me
why you did that clip?

1295
01:27:04,084 --> 01:27:06,834
That clip...
I had to shoot that dog,

1296
01:27:07,292 --> 01:27:10,709
because the dog had it coming,
don't you see?

1297
01:27:11,126 --> 01:27:13,626
That dog bit me in the finger!

1298
01:27:13,792 --> 01:27:17,001
And I did exactly
what I would do to you.

1299
01:27:17,417 --> 01:27:20,292
I'll turn your studio
into a parking lot for tanks!

1300
01:27:21,126 --> 01:27:24,251
I will certainly not
be fired because of a dog.

1301
01:27:29,792 --> 01:27:31,834
"TV HITLER
FINALLY GETS CANNED!"

1302
01:27:32,167 --> 01:27:34,792
It hurts me deep down.
You tried so hard.

1303
01:27:34,959 --> 01:27:38,667
Spare me your false pity.
- I think he means it.

1304
01:27:39,042 --> 01:27:40,959
Anything is possible in TV.

1305
01:27:41,292 --> 01:27:45,834
The viewer will forgive nearly anything.
But killing a little dog...

1306
01:27:47,209 --> 01:27:49,292
The German soul will not forgive it.

1307
01:27:49,459 --> 01:27:53,209
My wife and I became ill
after watching this.

1308
01:27:54,292 --> 01:27:56,084
I wish you all the best.

1309
01:27:59,542 --> 01:28:01,459
Now you're at the helm.

1310
01:28:04,667 --> 01:28:06,084
Don't disappoint me.

1311
01:28:09,709 --> 01:28:11,209
Certainly not.

1312
01:28:13,126 --> 01:28:14,459
Hi, Mom.

1313
01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:17,459
We lost our hotel room.

1314
01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:19,917
Can we sleep here a while?
- Sure.

1315
01:28:24,792 --> 01:28:26,917
Thank you, madam,

1316
01:28:27,084 --> 01:28:29,792
your support will go down...
- Come on!

1317
01:28:30,001 --> 01:28:31,501
In history...

1318
01:28:31,709 --> 01:28:36,459
<i>Amazing, the path that destiny takes
to reach its destination.</i>

1319
01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,667
<i>It brings about
these moments of crisis,</i>

1320
01:28:40,042 --> 01:28:43,584
<i>but only so I can find the time
to write a second great book.</i>

1321
01:28:43,751 --> 01:28:46,792
What are you doing?
- I'm writing a new book.

1322
01:28:50,959 --> 01:28:52,667
And?
- Completely insane.

1323
01:28:53,667 --> 01:28:56,626
He describes waking up
here in modern Berlin.

1324
01:28:56,792 --> 01:28:58,334
I'm in it, you're in it.

1325
01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:01,126
I can see it made into a movie.

1326
01:29:06,626 --> 01:29:10,834
I have one condition: I want to do
the film adaptation of the book.

1327
01:29:15,042 --> 01:29:16,167
Fine.

1328
01:29:19,126 --> 01:29:21,417
<i>Success was quick to come.</i>

1329
01:29:21,584 --> 01:29:23,209
"TV HITLER WRITES DIARY"

1330
01:29:23,542 --> 01:29:25,751
"NO HITLER = NO AUDIENCE"

1331
01:29:26,251 --> 01:29:29,084
"TV HITLER DONATES
FOR ANIMAL PROTECTION"

1332
01:29:31,709 --> 01:29:33,959
LOOK WHO'S BACK" BOOK PROMOTION

1333
01:29:34,126 --> 01:29:37,501
Respect for how he has coped
with the new world.

1334
01:29:45,459 --> 01:29:49,209
I don't kill anyone,
if it's not absolutely necessary.

1335
01:29:49,584 --> 01:29:52,542
Fear not...
I'm quite a nice guy.

1336
01:29:53,084 --> 01:29:57,126
<i>The Facebook recruiting call
for my new troops was promising,</i>

1337
01:29:57,292 --> 01:30:00,917
<i>but the raw material
left much to be desired.</i>

1338
01:30:04,251 --> 01:30:06,001
My God!

1339
01:30:10,209 --> 01:30:12,584
And 30 more on top of that,

1340
01:30:13,042 --> 01:30:14,792
till you stop laughing.

1341
01:30:15,626 --> 01:30:17,709
Enjoying yourself. Hm?

1342
01:30:18,376 --> 01:30:21,626
Go on, enjoy yourself.
Are you having fun?

1343
01:30:24,542 --> 01:30:26,334
Doesn't look like your laughing now.

1344
01:30:27,376 --> 01:30:28,792
Louder!

1345
01:30:38,209 --> 01:30:39,417
3 MONTHS LATER

1346
01:30:39,584 --> 01:30:43,834
Mr. Sensenbrink, the ratings
are too low to be measured.

1347
01:30:45,084 --> 01:30:47,292
Ad revenue is next to nothing.

1348
01:30:47,626 --> 01:30:49,417
Our liquidity...

1349
01:30:49,876 --> 01:30:52,792
Witzigmann's show
will get us back on track.

1350
01:30:53,959 --> 01:30:58,417
As of now, we broadcast
"Whoa, Dude!" five times a week.

1351
01:31:02,792 --> 01:31:04,709
Mr. Sensenbrink...

1352
01:31:07,917 --> 01:31:10,626
Witzigmann...
- He has quit.

1353
01:31:10,959 --> 01:31:13,709
The show "Whoa, Dude!"
no longer exists.

1354
01:31:19,876 --> 01:31:22,376
The following men will stay in the room:
Rugemon...

1355
01:31:23,584 --> 01:31:25,251
... Lummlich...

1356
01:31:26,084 --> 01:31:29,834
... Mancello... and Nils.

1357
01:31:36,126 --> 01:31:38,626
How dare you?

1358
01:31:39,417 --> 01:31:42,459
"Whoa, Dude!" no longer exists?
I developed that show!

1359
01:31:42,959 --> 01:31:46,251
You are a bunch of incompetent losers!

1360
01:31:52,042 --> 01:31:54,626
How am I to lead a TV station
like this?

1361
01:31:55,126 --> 01:31:57,001
If you all sabotage me?

1362
01:32:01,959 --> 01:32:02,959
My God!

1363
01:32:05,834 --> 01:32:07,126
Out...

1364
01:32:09,542 --> 01:32:11,459
... out, brief candle.

1365
01:32:12,542 --> 01:32:15,084
What if we get Hitler back on board?

1366
01:32:17,542 --> 01:32:21,292
People just can't stay mad at Hitler
for very long.

1367
01:32:21,792 --> 01:32:25,667
And even the people who hate him
go buy his new book.

1368
01:32:26,334 --> 01:32:28,751
Just to see
what his next crazy move is.

1369
01:32:29,084 --> 01:32:32,959
You can't, that's untenable!
- It's selling like hot cakes.

1370
01:32:33,459 --> 01:32:36,126
They're working on the film adaptation.

1371
01:32:36,292 --> 01:32:39,251
We should be taking part in it.

1372
01:32:39,751 --> 01:32:43,001
Hey, you were always against Hitler!
- Of course!

1373
01:32:43,167 --> 01:32:45,084
But I wasn't
managing director at the time.

1374
01:33:04,251 --> 01:33:07,709
This looks... this looks great!

1375
01:33:07,876 --> 01:33:11,501
So this is going to the big screen,
is it?

1376
01:33:12,751 --> 01:33:14,292
Who are you?

1377
01:33:15,209 --> 01:33:17,042
Sawatzki?
- <i>Cut!</i>

1378
01:33:17,501 --> 01:33:20,292
Stop!
- Who just walked onto the set?

1379
01:33:23,751 --> 01:33:25,167
I thought...

1380
01:33:26,126 --> 01:33:28,709
Cool, huh? A silicone mask.

1381
01:33:36,292 --> 01:33:39,042
Is that really Sensenbrink?
- That's him.

1382
01:33:39,376 --> 01:33:42,626
I thought I'd pop by.
I always believed in you.

1383
01:33:42,792 --> 01:33:46,959
Things couldn't be going better.
Oh, do you want one of these?

1384
01:33:47,126 --> 01:33:50,751
Quite clever, isn't it,
with the moustache as title.

1385
01:33:50,917 --> 01:33:52,292
Brilliant.

1386
01:33:53,501 --> 01:33:57,042
And the gag is:
It costs exactly 19.33.

1387
01:33:57,834 --> 01:34:00,959
Like the year 1933...
- I got it.

1388
01:34:01,709 --> 01:34:05,709
Christoph Sensenbrink, this is:
Christoph Sensenbrink.

1389
01:34:05,917 --> 01:34:09,126
How long have I waited for this moment?

1390
01:34:09,626 --> 01:34:11,709
I'm even you in my dreams.

1391
01:34:11,917 --> 01:34:14,542
He's playing me?
- Yes.

1392
01:34:14,959 --> 01:34:17,334
But nobody knows him.

1393
01:34:17,501 --> 01:34:21,001
You could've gotten
Benno Fürmann or Bruno Ganz...

1394
01:34:21,334 --> 01:34:24,167
For such a small role?
Are you kidding?

1395
01:34:24,542 --> 01:34:27,584
Do you have a TV network?
- Talks are underway.

1396
01:34:27,917 --> 01:34:30,876
Pro7, RTL, ZDF, you name it.

1397
01:34:31,376 --> 01:34:34,042
If I know them,
they're all just talk.

1398
01:34:34,209 --> 01:34:37,334
You need a high-powered partner.

1399
01:34:38,042 --> 01:34:42,959
We'll boost your budget by a million,
and in return we broadcast your film.

1400
01:34:48,626 --> 01:34:50,542
Grandma, I'll be right back.

1401
01:34:54,917 --> 01:34:56,126
Hello.
- Hello.

1402
01:34:56,292 --> 01:34:57,584
Hey.

1403
01:34:59,042 --> 01:35:01,084
Hello, Fräulein Krömeier.

1404
01:35:01,251 --> 01:35:03,084
Well, that's taken care of.

1405
01:35:03,376 --> 01:35:06,042
Sorry it's such a mess.
- Don't worry...

1406
01:35:06,751 --> 01:35:09,084
Hitler, may I take your coat?
- Sure...

1407
01:35:11,376 --> 01:35:14,501
Hi, Mrs. Krömeier.
- Sorry to invade like this.

1408
01:35:14,667 --> 01:35:17,126
It can't be.

1409
01:35:17,584 --> 01:35:21,709
I'm honored. Your granddaughter
is a wonderful person.

1410
01:35:22,251 --> 01:35:23,959
It's Hitler!

1411
01:35:24,626 --> 01:35:26,501
Grandma...
- Do something!

1412
01:35:26,834 --> 01:35:29,501
He's not real.
She thinks it's him.

1413
01:35:30,167 --> 01:35:32,626
Think of your family.

1414
01:35:33,084 --> 01:35:36,167
So many people, all of them dead.

1415
01:35:36,834 --> 01:35:38,167
Do something.

1416
01:35:38,334 --> 01:35:42,167
I feel anger and fury
about those days too.

1417
01:35:42,626 --> 01:35:47,167
I will make sure that
no English bomber ever comes close...

1418
01:35:47,501 --> 01:35:49,917
Who said anything about bombs?

1419
01:35:50,542 --> 01:35:53,626
None of them
died in the bombing raids!

1420
01:35:54,001 --> 01:35:57,459
You gassed them!
- Grandma, it's funny, satire!

1421
01:35:57,792 --> 01:35:59,751
He looks the same.

1422
01:36:01,417 --> 01:36:03,376
He says the same things.

1423
01:36:04,751 --> 01:36:07,459
And back then,
people were laughing at first, too.

1424
01:36:12,376 --> 01:36:14,001
I know who you are.

1425
01:36:15,542 --> 01:36:17,584
I haven't forgotten a thing.

1426
01:36:18,334 --> 01:36:20,751
Madam...
- Get out!

1427
01:36:21,084 --> 01:36:24,542
Get out, you criminal!

1428
01:36:25,292 --> 01:36:26,501
Get out!

1429
01:36:28,626 --> 01:36:30,584
Awful.

1430
01:36:31,376 --> 01:36:33,834
Awful...
- Yes.

1431
01:36:34,292 --> 01:36:37,542
... that Fräulein Krömeier is a Jew.

1432
01:36:39,167 --> 01:36:40,459
I'm surprised.

1433
01:36:42,917 --> 01:36:45,917
That's not what I mean.
- You're disappointed.

1434
01:36:46,084 --> 01:36:49,834
Because I wasn't harsh enough
with that old Jewish hag.

1435
01:36:50,001 --> 01:36:52,084
I can understand.

1436
01:36:53,292 --> 01:36:57,584
But as politician, you have to
set priorities, Sawatzki.

1437
01:36:57,876 --> 01:37:03,167
It's like the '36 Olympics. You put
the persecution on hold for three weeks.

1438
01:37:04,209 --> 01:37:06,709
Can't you break character for once?

1439
01:37:07,126 --> 01:37:11,417
I understand that you have
feelings for Fräulein Krömeier, I do.

1440
01:37:11,792 --> 01:37:14,751
Perhaps only a small part of her
is Jewish.

1441
01:37:15,292 --> 01:37:18,959
The body can handle
a certain amount of Jewishness.

1442
01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:22,834
My God, what kind of a person are you?

1443
01:37:34,626 --> 01:37:36,709
The three kids came from there.

1444
01:37:37,042 --> 01:37:39,584
Yes, but I want to know:

1445
01:37:40,542 --> 01:37:43,792
How did you get here,
what happened before that?

1446
01:37:44,334 --> 01:37:45,542
I don't know.

1447
01:37:47,459 --> 01:37:50,834
What?
Were you just beamed over there?

1448
01:37:53,167 --> 01:37:55,167
Fabian, what do you say?

1449
01:37:56,334 --> 01:38:00,084
Didn't you ask yourself
where he came from?

1450
01:38:00,626 --> 01:38:03,751
Time travel?
Or he escaped from the loony bin!

1451
01:38:31,459 --> 01:38:33,459
Let me through.
- No.

1452
01:38:37,792 --> 01:38:41,251
Get out of the way.
Don't you recognize me?

1453
01:38:42,292 --> 01:38:45,251
Why?
Because of your little moustache?

1454
01:38:46,001 --> 01:38:49,834
You're stabbing Germany in the back.
You're a pig.

1455
01:38:50,001 --> 01:38:51,709
A pig that doesn't deserve to

1456
01:38:52,417 --> 01:38:54,584
... live!

1457
01:39:02,876 --> 01:39:05,501
<i>You really gave us a scare.</i>

1458
01:39:05,959 --> 01:39:08,292
<i>Oh... Mrs. Bellini!</i>

1459
01:39:11,417 --> 01:39:14,584
<i>What is this?
- It's all for you.</i>

1460
01:39:15,084 --> 01:39:17,626
<i>Look,
Boris Becker wrote you.</i>

1461
01:39:18,292 --> 01:39:21,126
They all wish you a quick recovery.
- Why?

1462
01:39:21,667 --> 01:39:25,501
<i>Why?
You were beat up by neo-Nazis.</i>

1463
01:39:26,001 --> 01:39:29,542
<i>You're a "Champion of Democracy."
Sigmar Gabriel, vice chancellor.</i>

1464
01:39:29,876 --> 01:39:31,584
Now you're a hero!

1465
01:39:32,751 --> 01:39:33,917
<i>Everything okay?</i>

1466
01:39:34,251 --> 01:39:36,292
I just had to laugh.

1467
01:39:39,417 --> 01:39:40,626
Those amateurs.

1468
01:39:42,376 --> 01:39:45,376
<i>Yes, there's enough.
It's starting to rain.</i>

1469
01:39:45,876 --> 01:39:48,376
<i>We have to finish shooting!</i>

1470
01:39:59,167 --> 01:40:00,834
He's just lying there.

1471
01:40:45,292 --> 01:40:47,459
BUNKER COMPOUND

1472
01:40:51,626 --> 01:40:55,501
HISTORICAL LOCATION
OF THE "FÜHRER BUNKER"

1473
01:41:05,334 --> 01:41:06,584
Where is he?

1474
01:41:07,167 --> 01:41:09,251
Where you should be. On set.

1475
01:41:09,626 --> 01:41:13,376
He's real. I don't know how or why,
but he's the real Adolf Hitler.

1476
01:41:13,751 --> 01:41:17,209
He's very authentic, we know that.

1477
01:41:17,376 --> 01:41:18,834
You don't get it!

1478
01:41:19,209 --> 01:41:22,876
It's Adolf Hitler out there,
not some comedian!

1479
01:41:23,251 --> 01:41:26,834
Why won't you listen to me?
That is Hitler!

1480
01:41:28,209 --> 01:41:31,084
Excuse me?
- He's doing what he always did.

1481
01:41:33,542 --> 01:41:36,001
Can I be any clearer?

1482
01:41:36,334 --> 01:41:39,292
We have to arrest him!
We have to do something...

1483
01:41:40,709 --> 01:41:43,834
Oh my God, we have to...
- Let's take a deep breath.

1484
01:41:45,001 --> 01:41:48,709
Mrs. Bellini, we have no time to lose.

1485
01:41:49,167 --> 01:41:51,876
I don't want any trouble.
- Neither do we.

1486
01:41:53,792 --> 01:41:54,876
Stop him!

1487
01:42:06,209 --> 01:42:07,292
<i>Stop!</i>

1488
01:42:26,584 --> 01:42:28,667
That was very well clone.

1489
01:42:29,084 --> 01:42:31,042
You're good Germans.
Thanks.

1490
01:42:34,167 --> 01:42:35,917
Sawatzki!

1491
01:42:39,834 --> 01:42:42,876
I was wondering when you'd show up.
- It's you.

1492
01:42:43,417 --> 01:42:45,334
You're him.

1493
01:42:45,501 --> 01:42:47,709
I never claimed to be anything else.

1494
01:42:48,417 --> 01:42:49,626
History repeats itself.

1495
01:42:49,792 --> 01:42:54,501
I guess it's my fate to have to part
with my dearest companions.

1496
01:42:55,542 --> 01:42:56,626
That way!

1497
01:42:57,001 --> 01:42:59,834
Yes, history repeats itself.

1498
01:43:01,292 --> 01:43:03,751
You're fooling people
with your propaganda.

1499
01:43:04,084 --> 01:43:05,792
Oh, Sawatzki...

1500
01:43:06,459 --> 01:43:08,209
You don't understand.

1501
01:43:08,376 --> 01:43:13,709
In 1933, people were not
fooled by propaganda.

1502
01:43:14,126 --> 01:43:15,584
They elected a leader,

1503
01:43:16,001 --> 01:43:19,167
who openly disclosed his plans
in great clarity.

1504
01:43:22,167 --> 01:43:25,126
The Germans elected me.

1505
01:43:58,751 --> 01:43:59,917
Go on.

1506
01:44:11,084 --> 01:44:14,042
You're a monster.
- Am I?

1507
01:44:14,959 --> 01:44:19,376
Then you have to condemn those
who elected this monster.

1508
01:44:20,917 --> 01:44:24,584
Were they all monsters?
No, they were ordinary people

1509
01:44:25,917 --> 01:44:28,751
who chose to elect
an extraordinary man,

1510
01:44:29,167 --> 01:44:31,626
and entrust the fate
of the country to him.

1511
01:44:32,042 --> 01:44:34,292
What do you want to do, Sawatzki?

1512
01:44:34,667 --> 01:44:35,834
Ban elections?

1513
01:44:36,209 --> 01:44:38,542
No, but I'm going to stop you.

1514
01:44:39,167 --> 01:44:42,334
Have you never asked yourself...

1515
01:44:43,459 --> 01:44:45,959
... why people follow me?

1516
01:44:48,376 --> 01:44:51,792
Because at their core,
they are just like me.

1517
01:44:56,959 --> 01:44:58,709
They have the same values.

1518
01:45:06,876 --> 01:45:09,959
And that's why you won't shoot.

1519
01:45:48,376 --> 01:45:50,792
You can't get rid of me.

1520
01:46:01,501 --> 01:46:03,292
I'm a part of you.

1521
01:46:03,792 --> 01:46:05,584
A part of all of you.

1522
01:46:06,459 --> 01:46:08,667
And look: It wasn't all bad.

1523
01:46:16,792 --> 01:46:19,084
And cut!
Thanks!

1524
01:46:19,709 --> 01:46:21,084
<i>Stop.</i>

1525
01:46:21,501 --> 01:46:23,209
Thank you!

1526
01:46:28,667 --> 01:46:31,834
That's a wrap, people!

1527
01:46:40,834 --> 01:46:41,917
Bam!

1528
01:46:44,501 --> 01:46:45,959
No, knock it off.

1529
01:46:49,417 --> 01:46:52,459
Quiet!
The boss wants to say something!

1530
01:46:53,751 --> 01:46:56,251
It's fine for everyone to celebrate.

1531
01:46:56,542 --> 01:47:00,084
But we also want
to remember our comrades,

1532
01:47:00,834 --> 01:47:02,751
who can no longer be with us.

1533
01:47:25,667 --> 01:47:28,834
A comedy with Hitler,
will that work?

1534
01:47:29,167 --> 01:47:32,417
There's German comedy
before and after Hitler.

1535
01:47:32,584 --> 01:47:36,834
He's taken entertainment
to a whole new level.

1536
01:47:37,001 --> 01:47:39,251
Not even Loriot managed that.

1537
01:47:39,584 --> 01:47:43,542
What would happen if the real Hitler
returned? Would history repeat itself?

1538
01:47:43,709 --> 01:47:47,542
For the past 70 years,
our entire history was fixated on that.

1539
01:47:47,709 --> 01:47:50,417
Students are sick of hearing
about the Third Reich.

1540
01:47:50,751 --> 01:47:53,501
I think, we should have a little faith.

1541
01:47:54,501 --> 01:47:56,542
Thank you very much.
- Thanks.

1542
01:48:15,334 --> 01:48:20,042
<i>He's back
He's back here again</i>

1543
01:48:24,792 --> 01:48:29,917
<i>He's back
So they tell me</i>

1544
01:48:33,834 --> 01:48:36,876
<i>That he wasn't with me</i>

1545
01:48:39,209 --> 01:48:42,126
<i>I cannot understand</i>

1546
01:48:43,251 --> 01:48:47,876
<i>And I wonder
What has happened?</i>

1547
01:48:52,459 --> 01:48:57,167
<i>He's back
But not with me</i>

1548
01:49:01,792 --> 01:49:04,084
<i>And he does not ring at my door</i>

1549
01:49:04,501 --> 01:49:07,084
<i>And I don't know why</i>

1550
01:49:11,167 --> 01:49:14,542
<i>All the people in town</i>

1551
01:49:16,001 --> 01:49:19,001
<i>Have seen him around</i>

1552
01:49:20,167 --> 01:49:24,667
<i>He's back
What has happened?</i>

1553
01:49:29,501 --> 01:49:34,126
<i>In all our letters we wrote</i>

1554
01:49:34,751 --> 01:49:36,792
<i>Only of the happiness</i>

1555
01:49:38,209 --> 01:49:43,626
<i>And how it will be for the two of us</i>

1556
01:49:47,626 --> 01:49:53,584
<i>But one day no more letters came back</i>

1557
01:49:54,917 --> 01:49:56,959
<i>Is it all over?</i>

1558
01:49:57,126 --> 01:49:59,709
<i>Is it all over and done?</i>

1559
01:50:07,417 --> 01:50:11,626
<i>I'm not against foreigners, Turks,
Syrians, I just have a problem...</i>

1560
01:50:12,001 --> 01:50:14,709
<i>Everything has a deeper meaning.</i>

1561
01:50:15,042 --> 01:50:18,751
<i>The situation is great for me
in Germany, Europe, the world.</i>

1562
01:50:19,084 --> 01:50:21,251
NO ISLAMICIZATION OF EUROPE
NO PLACE TO FLEE TO

1563
01:50:21,417 --> 01:50:25,417
<i>The Austrian government
is a puppet government!</i>

1564
01:50:27,751 --> 01:50:31,876
<i>People who come to Sweden
should adapt to our lifestyle.</i>

1565
01:50:33,542 --> 01:50:38,209
<i>Riots in from' of a refugee home.
A building is burned to the ground.</i>

1566
01:50:51,876 --> 01:50:53,917
<i>... it will change our country.</i>

1567
01:50:54,251 --> 01:50:57,792
<i>It is the spectre of Islam.</i>

1568
01:51:02,876 --> 01:51:07,959
<i>They come from Tunisia and Morocco,
where we Germans go on holiday!</i>

1569
01:51:10,042 --> 01:51:12,167
<i>We are the people!</i>

1570
01:51:12,334 --> 01:51:14,667
<i>I can work with this.</i>

1571
01:51:15,001 --> 01:51:16,834
<i>We are the people!</i>

1572
01:55:29,667 --> 01:55:32,542
BABELFISCH TRANSLATIONS
Peter Rigney