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♪ An old man turned 98 ♪
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♪ He won the lottery ♪
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♪ And he died the next day... ♪
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What the shit is this?
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Why is this on the
get-psyched mix?
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'Cause I got to throw
you a curveball
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every now and then
or you get bored,
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and then the mix doesn't
have its intended effect.
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No, I want to get revved up,
and this song's not doing it.
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Oh, really? I defy you to crush
this chorus and not get psyched.
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Not going to happen.
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♪ Don't you think? ♪
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♪ It's like rain ♪
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♪ On your wedding day ♪
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What is it?
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♪ It's a free ride ♪
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♪ When you already paid ♪
♪ That you already take ♪
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♪ It's the good advice ♪
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Help me out!
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♪ That you just didn't take ♪
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♪ And who would've thought? ♪
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♪ You figure ♪
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- ♪ Mr. Play It Safe. ♪
- Classic Alanis.
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♪ Was afraid to fly... ♪
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He was afraid.
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Bring it home. Oh, yeah.
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Come on, papi. Yes!
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- We've got our jam on now.
- Jump to it.
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It's been a dry June,
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and I know it doesn't
need to be said out loud,
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- but we need this sale.
- I am so confident
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that we're going to
close this thing
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that I'm going to order
the Pappy Van Winkle.
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I know it's pricey, but I want
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to spiritually invest
in our success.
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I'll tell you what, if you
didn't order the Pappy,
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I'd send your raggedy
ass back out to the car
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to listen to the get-psyched
mix to get your mind right.
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We're selling Bob Williams.
Been married 16 years.
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Wife Karen, one daughter.
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You read the first page
of the scouting report.
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Let me hip you to page two.
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Daughter's name is Skyler,
big into gymnastics.
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And to hear Bob tell it, the kid
is aces on the pommel horse.
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He don't just tell it, old boy. He
likes to show it with pictures.
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Everyone's searching for something.
Am I right, Bob?
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Love. Success.
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But what's the one thing
that no one can get more of?
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Time.
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Mmm. And you can't fight it.
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Well, you don't have to tell me.
I mean, look at my little girl.
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How old is Skyler
nowdays, Bob?
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- Just turned nine in May.
- Nine?
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- Isn't that something?
- She just turned nine.
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- Skyler's nine?
- Mmm.
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Good Lord. How old does
that make all of us?
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Don't answer that
question, Bob.
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- Let's move on.
- I was about... I was about to answer.
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Pretty soon, she's going to
be borrowing Karen's makeup,
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and you're going to have two
beauties on your hands.
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Lock the door.
It's coming, Bob.
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- Double digits.
- No way. Is Skyler
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still giving them hell
on that pommel horse?
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- You want to see that photo?
- If it's not too much trouble.
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Yeah, let me show you Sky, yeah.
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- Let's get those eyes on Skyler.
- Look at her.
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Yeah... yeah, she's
really sprouted.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Skyler's
really slimming down.
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And I'll tell you what.
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- Gorgeous.
- She's eating really healthy.
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Just mostly fruits and nuts.
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- Her choice.
- There is no telling what this little girl
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on a squirrel diet
could end up doing.
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Could she win us the
gold and make us proud?
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- You're damn right she could.
- You're damn right.
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I have a feeling she's
already made you proud.
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- Am I right?
- Guilty. Guilty, my friend.
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Oh, guys, it... it goes so fast.
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Oh, it's like a freight
train going down the track.
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Clickety-clack, clickety-clack.
Now she's got a boyfriend.
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- Oh.
- Guy you like, hopefully.
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Clickety-clack, clickety-clack,
she's married.
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Clickety-clack, she's
putting you in a home!
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Oh, my God, a home.
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She would do it, too.
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- I believe that, too.
- No, no, she would.
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Only when you don't
remember who she is.
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I'm kidding!
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Oh, it feels good to
laugh about Alzheimer's.
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You can't control time.
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No.
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But... you can manage it.
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- Mmm.
- Bob...
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the Chronoshock Aught Thirteen.
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Carpe diem.
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These babies will
fly off your shelf.
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Now, I know that you've moved
up to having six stores,
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so you're probably
going to want to have
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a little larger order
than you did last year.
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You're kidding, right?
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Your... your business has...
been folded.
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- I'm sorry?
- No, no, no, no, Bob,
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there has been some chatter.
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The last few years
have been rough.
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But come on, who
hasn't felt the pinch?
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Yeah. They didn't
tell you, did they?
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Look...
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I thought you guys just
wanted to grab dinner
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- for old times' sake, but, uh...
- Yeah.
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Your company is closed.
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I hate to be the one
telling you that.
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Honestly, I know that I
can't buy the watches
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because your company
doesn't exist anymore,
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but I wish I could.
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I mean, that's how
good you guys are.
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One round of Pappy Van Winkle.
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Enjoy, gentlemen.
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Oh... wow.
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That is expensive stuff.
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You know, Bob, uh...
do you mind, uh...
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- just going Dutch?
- You don't have to say any more.
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I got it. I'm doing this.
Let me do this.
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I'm saying let's slice the
pie three ways, honestly.
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- If you don't mind.
- No, that-that-that's silly.
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That's silly. I'm doing
really, really...
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really well right now,
and you guys are not.
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- But, Bob, I can...
- At all.
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Let me do this.
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But let's just split it.
Let's go Dutch.
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- Okay. Okay.
- Let's be the three Dutchmen.
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Okay, but this
Dutchman's going to...
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going to pay when he
can in a couple weeks.
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I hope you understand.
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What the fuck, Sammy?
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What the fuck, me?
What the fuck, you?
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Who told you you could barge
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into my office without
an appointment?
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You closed the company?
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And then you send
us out on a sale
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that we really needed
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and had Bob Williams
drop that bomb on us?
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Bob Williams has got
a big fucking mouth.
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- Yeah, he does.
- Look.
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You weren't going to
get the sale anyway.
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Nobody wears a watch anymore.
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They just check their
goddamn phones.
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- Disagree. Cite your sources.
- The kids, maybe,
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but there's... there's
a broader market.
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Lorraine, what time is it?
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10:26.
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One hip, pioneering secretary
does not a cultural trend make.
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She's 75 years old.
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Watches are obsolete, and
so are the two of you.
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Hey. Obsolete?
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What does that even mean?
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It means everything's
computerized now.
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It's cheaper for a
machine to tell
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these companies what to order
than a manufacturer's rep.
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They don't need us anymore.
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No, people have a deep
mistrust of machines.
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That's right.
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Have you seen Terminator?
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- Yep. Mm-hmm. All of them.
- Or 2 or 3 or 4?
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People want to deal with
people, not Terminators.
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People hate people.
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Times have changed.
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That's so negative.
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Luckily, I saw this coming,
cashed out my retirement,
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bought a condo in Miami
Beach, new tits for the wife.
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Silicone. It's legal again.
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- Wow.
- Saline's out?
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Yeah, me and the old lady are
going to be tucked away real nice.
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Yeah, great for you, huh?
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Perfect.
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So, uh, that's it, right?
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But what about us, Sammy?
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You two were great
salesmen-the best-
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but at the end of the day,
you're grinders, foot soldiers.
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We all know you'll
never be generals.
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And I'm going to say
something harsh now.
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Now you're going to
say something harsh?
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Strap it in, boys, 'cause
it ain't pretty out there.
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And you two are dinosaurs.
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Face it.
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Where you're going...
you've already been.
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I thank you for your service.
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What are we going to do?
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I don't know.
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But I got to worry
about the now.
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I don't know what the hell
I'm going to say to Megan.
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♪ It's like rain... ♪
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No. Let it play.
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For the love of
God, let it play.
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♪ It's a free ride
when you've already paid ♪
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- Go.
- ♪ It's the good advice that you... ♪
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Come on, Megan, listen to me.
Honey, let's talk about this.
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Is this because I'm
too unselfish in bed?
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Because I can change it around. I'm not
going to say it's going to be easy,
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but I can do it.
Megan, listen to me.
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Honey, it's always
darkest before the dawn.
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No, Billy, it's not. It's actually
darkest in the middle of the night.
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We have enough on the table here
without arguing about proverbs.
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Look, I knew things
weren't great,
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but to come home to
a foreclosure sign?
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Can we hug it for a second?
Can I touch it?
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No. No, please.
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Okay, listen. That
could've been avoided
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if the Bob Williams deal
didn't go so bad on me.
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- You blew the Bob Williams deal?
- Well, it's not so much
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that I blew the deal
as much as the company
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just decided to shut down
and take our jobs away.
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- What?
- Come on, listen to me, sweetheart.
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I promise you, I can
pay for all of this.
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It's not about the
money, Billy.
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This is about you, okay?
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You-you talk a big game, but you
never do anything about it.
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It's like you say that we're
going to go to Spain,
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- but have I ever been to Barcelona?
- "Barthelona."
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- Ugh.
- And not yet, but we're going.
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Vaya con dios, mi amor.
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- What?
- Porque esta bravo
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en Barthelona y fantástico.
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No, we are not going
to "Barthelona," okay?
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We have discussed
going to Barthelona,
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but we are never going
to go to Barthelona.
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Not with an attitude
like that, we're not.
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Oh, God.
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Wait, do you even
hear yourself?
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Yes.
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I'm glad that you
got to say some of that,
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because we're in a
relationship, and I'm
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just glad that we're
both committed to it.
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No... do you know how badly I
want to believe that, Billy?
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Because I've been with
you for a long time,
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and nothing ever
seems to get better.
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Honey, you were...
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you're such a great guy,
but you always figure out
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a way to screw things
up and let people down.
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And, Billy, I love you,
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but I'm really tired
of being let down.
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That's terrible, Nicky.
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Are you okay?
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I should have gone on my
own when I had the chance.
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I was so stupid. I was...
245
00:09:26,418 --> 00:09:27,852
Nicky, you did
the right thing.
246
00:09:27,853 --> 00:09:29,687
Always got a paycheck,
played it smart.
247
00:09:29,688 --> 00:09:31,088
Dad would have been proud.
248
00:09:31,089 --> 00:09:32,623
Well, what would he
have been proud of?
249
00:09:32,624 --> 00:09:34,792
I didn't play it smart.
I played it safe.
250
00:09:34,793 --> 00:09:35,793
And look where I am now.
251
00:09:35,794 --> 00:09:37,328
Proud?
252
00:09:37,329 --> 00:09:39,196
You're at your nephew's
Little League game.
253
00:09:39,197 --> 00:09:40,197
Now, cheer up.
254
00:09:40,198 --> 00:09:41,665
- Okay.
- Come on.
255
00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:44,168
- All right, Tate!
- All right, here we go, Tate.
256
00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:45,636
Put some wood on it.
257
00:09:45,637 --> 00:09:47,138
He's a great kid.
258
00:09:47,139 --> 00:09:49,974
I keep telling you you'd
make a terrific father.
259
00:09:49,975 --> 00:09:52,143
Yep, you do keep
telling me that.
260
00:09:52,144 --> 00:09:53,677
Unfortunately, it would
require you having
261
00:09:53,678 --> 00:09:56,180
a relationship that lasted
longer than three months.
262
00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:58,482
I'm not sure it
would require that.
263
00:09:58,483 --> 00:10:00,718
- Let me call Kevin.
- Jeanie...
264
00:10:00,719 --> 00:10:02,386
I'm sure your boyfriend's
a great guy,
265
00:10:02,387 --> 00:10:04,321
but I'm not ready
to work for someone
266
00:10:04,322 --> 00:10:06,190
who spent all of
last Thanksgiving
267
00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:08,659
explaining the meaning
of his tattoo.
268
00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:10,060
Be reasonable, Nicky.
269
00:10:10,061 --> 00:10:11,662
Take the job.
270
00:10:11,663 --> 00:10:13,731
What else are you going to do?
271
00:10:13,732 --> 00:10:16,233
That's it. Just take
the walk, Eagle Eye.
272
00:10:16,234 --> 00:10:17,735
Walk's as good as a hit.
Come on.
273
00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:19,336
What is this guy saying?
Bullshit.
274
00:10:19,337 --> 00:10:21,138
Nick. Nick!
275
00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:22,623
- A walk's not as good as a hit.
- Nick!
276
00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:23,385
It's not as good
277
00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:25,109
as a double or a triple.
278
00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:26,410
It's not as good as a dinger.
279
00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:27,778
Go on, take a big cut, Tate.
280
00:10:27,779 --> 00:10:29,013
Nick!
281
00:10:29,014 --> 00:10:31,081
- Get off the field.
- What are you doing?
282
00:10:31,082 --> 00:10:33,484
You call him Eagle Eye
to get him not to swing?
283
00:10:33,485 --> 00:10:35,119
Come on, he's 12 years old.
284
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,288
He's got the rest of his
life to take a walk.
285
00:10:37,289 --> 00:10:39,957
How about you take a walk,
pal, and get off my field?
286
00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:41,525
Just stop calling him
Eagle Eye, okay?
287
00:10:41,526 --> 00:10:43,294
Oh, I'm going to
call him Eagle Eye.
288
00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:45,095
- Oh, no, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
289
00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:46,630
- You're Eagle Eye, you piece of...
- No, I'm not.
290
00:10:46,631 --> 00:10:48,264
Huh?
291
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,434
Nick! Get off me!
292
00:10:52,571 --> 00:10:55,406
Go ahead, Tate. Swing!
293
00:10:55,407 --> 00:10:57,508
I'm okay! I'm okay.
294
00:10:57,509 --> 00:10:58,576
Play ball!
295
00:10:58,577 --> 00:11:00,810
Come on, Tate! Swing big!
296
00:11:07,685 --> 00:11:08,786
Read Moneyball, asshole.
297
00:11:08,787 --> 00:11:11,254
Walks are as good as hits.
298
00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:16,627
Just when you think your day
299
00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:18,696
couldn't get any
worse, it got worse.
300
00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:20,130
I feel like my day
301
00:11:20,131 --> 00:11:23,099
bent me over, put a ball in
my mouth and fucked me bad.
302
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:27,404
Is it just me, or does life look
a lot like those hillbillies
303
00:11:27,405 --> 00:11:28,672
from Deliverance right now?
304
00:11:28,673 --> 00:11:30,641
It's got me over
by the tree there,
305
00:11:30,642 --> 00:11:32,876
just told me I had
a pretty mouth.
306
00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:36,580
You over, squealing like a
pig on all fours. "Whee!"
307
00:11:36,581 --> 00:11:39,049
I'm looking, "Wh-Where's Burt
Reynolds with the crossbow?"
308
00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:40,651
He's not coming.
309
00:11:40,652 --> 00:11:42,820
We're there, it's
gonna happen.
310
00:11:42,821 --> 00:11:44,255
You're gonna get raped.
311
00:11:44,256 --> 00:11:45,723
You know what it is?
312
00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:48,692
I feel like life's inside
of me, just working,
313
00:11:48,693 --> 00:11:50,995
just pushing, just
going all after it.
314
00:11:50,996 --> 00:11:53,030
And then, all of a
sudden, life pulls out.
315
00:11:53,031 --> 00:11:54,832
But he's gonna scurry
up the pillow.
316
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:57,267
Boom, just explodes right
in my fucking mouth.
317
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,337
How are you?
318
00:12:00,338 --> 00:12:02,139
Hey. A cute kid.
319
00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:03,574
How old is she?
320
00:12:03,575 --> 00:12:04,775
She's a boy.
321
00:12:04,776 --> 00:12:05,576
Okay.
322
00:12:05,577 --> 00:12:07,278
Still very attractive.
323
00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:08,679
You know, without
pink or Blue,
324
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,014
it's hard to tell, but
the features are great.
325
00:12:10,015 --> 00:12:11,348
Maybe... maybe put him
in some modeling.
326
00:12:11,349 --> 00:12:12,549
That's what they're going for-
327
00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:13,851
that right-down-the-middle
thing.
328
00:12:13,852 --> 00:12:15,786
It's like, how many
different ways
329
00:12:15,787 --> 00:12:18,088
do we have to
say, "I give up,"
330
00:12:18,089 --> 00:12:19,390
say "Uncle," say "mercy"
331
00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:21,592
before life stops
wailing away on us?
332
00:12:21,593 --> 00:12:23,661
I mean, we are
getting pounded.
333
00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:26,030
You know, I feel like our
whole generation are sheep
334
00:12:26,031 --> 00:12:27,798
that's been sold a
bad bill of goods.
335
00:12:27,799 --> 00:12:31,068
Like, we were told, you know,
go to college, get good grades.
336
00:12:31,069 --> 00:12:32,870
Well, you didn't
go to college.
337
00:12:32,871 --> 00:12:35,572
I'm saying, in
theory, in concept,
338
00:12:35,573 --> 00:12:37,741
our generation was told
that you go to college,
339
00:12:37,742 --> 00:12:39,643
you get a job, you...
you get a mortgage,
340
00:12:39,644 --> 00:12:41,211
and, you know, here
we did everything
341
00:12:41,212 --> 00:12:42,413
the way we were supposed to,
342
00:12:42,414 --> 00:12:43,681
and what do we get for it?
343
00:12:43,682 --> 00:12:44,847
Where's our thanks? Nothing.
344
00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:48,886
I think I'm going to call
Kevin about that job.
345
00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:50,087
Kevin?
346
00:12:50,088 --> 00:12:51,955
Thanksgiving tattoo?
347
00:12:51,956 --> 00:12:54,223
We're not that
low, are we, Nick?
348
00:13:22,319 --> 00:13:24,188
Okay.
349
00:13:24,189 --> 00:13:25,756
Come on.
350
00:13:25,757 --> 00:13:28,658
Show me one little
something here.
351
00:13:32,296 --> 00:13:34,530
What are you going to do, Billy?
Come on, Billy.
352
00:14:27,651 --> 00:14:29,853
There he is.
353
00:14:29,854 --> 00:14:31,220
- Nickrophiliac!
- Hey.
354
00:14:32,757 --> 00:14:33,590
How you been?
355
00:14:33,591 --> 00:14:35,426
- Good. Just working away.
- Yeah.
356
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:36,660
- Yeah. I see that.
- Yeah.
357
00:14:36,661 --> 00:14:37,861
Don't slag off on the corners.
358
00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:39,263
Okay.
359
00:14:39,264 --> 00:14:40,931
- The corners are so important.
- All right.
360
00:14:40,932 --> 00:14:43,000
'Cause we got people tracking
shit in here all the time.
361
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:44,301
Okay.
362
00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:47,171
And I mean, like,
literally dog shit.
363
00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:48,472
Jesus.
364
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:49,807
- Huh?
- Wow, I should've worn some gloves.
365
00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:51,542
I said I should've
worn some gloves.
366
00:14:51,543 --> 00:14:52,810
Gloves aren't gonna help you.
367
00:14:52,811 --> 00:14:54,778
You don't want protector duty?
368
00:14:54,779 --> 00:14:56,480
'Cause I got another
place I can put you:
369
00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:58,382
Out on the curb,
twirling the big arrow.
370
00:14:58,383 --> 00:14:59,450
Does that sound good?
371
00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:00,784
Hot sun beating down on you?
372
00:15:00,785 --> 00:15:02,486
I've lost three of those
guys to skin cancer.
373
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:04,221
We call that curb
"the widow maker."
374
00:15:04,222 --> 00:15:05,211
I don't want to go out
to the widow maker.
375
00:15:05,224 --> 00:15:06,223
Okay?
376
00:15:06,224 --> 00:15:08,892
How do you think you'd fare out
there with that alabaster skin?
377
00:15:08,893 --> 00:15:11,028
- Well, I don't know.
- I'll tell you.
378
00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,296
You'd be dead in a year.
379
00:15:12,297 --> 00:15:13,764
It felt like you...
380
00:15:13,765 --> 00:15:15,365
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
381
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:16,400
- Jeggings.
- What?
382
00:15:16,401 --> 00:15:18,168
- Jeggings, 5:00.
- Where?
383
00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:20,838
Right there.
384
00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:22,906
I'd like to play around
in that rumpus room.
385
00:15:22,907 --> 00:15:24,508
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
386
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:25,909
Have you done the back door yet?
387
00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:27,511
- Do what?
- Back door.
388
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:28,879
Back-door action.
389
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,614
"Knock-knock. " Back door.
390
00:15:30,615 --> 00:15:32,115
- No.
- "It's me."
391
00:15:32,116 --> 00:15:32,916
No.
392
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,918
- "With my penis."
- No.
393
00:15:34,919 --> 00:15:36,453
A life changer.
394
00:15:36,454 --> 00:15:38,088
It is a life changer!
395
00:15:38,089 --> 00:15:40,991
You VIP your way into
that back alley,
396
00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:43,060
you don't even think about
the main entrance anymore.
397
00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:45,796
You know what I mean by
"the main entrance"?
398
00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:48,932
We're talking dick
into the vagina.
399
00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:51,268
Kevin, this is an
awkward conversation.
400
00:15:51,269 --> 00:15:52,336
Why?
401
00:15:52,337 --> 00:15:54,538
Because you're going
out with my sister!
402
00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:57,741
Oh, yeah. Well, don't
think we didn't go through
403
00:15:57,742 --> 00:15:59,109
a period of adjustment.
404
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:00,344
Adjustment?
405
00:16:00,345 --> 00:16:01,678
Can you gentlemen help me?
406
00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:03,780
Yes, ma'am. Nick is
one of our best.
407
00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:05,215
In fact, his entire family
408
00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:07,383
knows their way
around a mattress.
409
00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:10,888
- Get it.
- What are...?
410
00:16:10,889 --> 00:16:13,423
- Get it done.
- My question is about
411
00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:15,225
memory foam versus standard.
412
00:16:15,226 --> 00:16:17,427
Specifically as it relates
to lumbar support.
413
00:16:17,428 --> 00:16:19,329
What?
414
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:20,764
- Lumbar support.
- I'm-Okay, I'm sorry.
415
00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:22,499
- Hi, great choice in mattress.
- Yeah.
416
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,968
Why don't you go ahead
and, uh, lie down there.
417
00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:26,603
Let's try to work our way
through this conundrum.
418
00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:27,843
Uh, because what I
think you're asking is...
419
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,106
Oh, man.
420
00:16:29,107 --> 00:16:30,313
Uh, Billy, I'm with a
customer, thank you.
421
00:16:30,326 --> 00:16:31,542
Sure.
422
00:16:31,543 --> 00:16:33,544
Pardon me, ma'am, yeah, just
maybe start off on this.
423
00:16:33,545 --> 00:16:35,746
- Yeah. Just lay it down.
- Yeah, come here for a second.
424
00:16:35,747 --> 00:16:37,481
Hey, what are you doing here?
425
00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:38,982
Listen, I got it.
426
00:16:38,983 --> 00:16:40,284
I've seen the future, and
it's beautiful for us.
427
00:16:40,285 --> 00:16:41,985
Okay, I don't know
what you got,
428
00:16:41,986 --> 00:16:44,087
but I got a job here, and
I don't want to lose it.
429
00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:45,255
Now, can we talk
about this later?
430
00:16:45,256 --> 00:16:46,723
No, we can't talk
about it later.
431
00:16:46,724 --> 00:16:48,225
The future doesn't know later.
432
00:16:48,226 --> 00:16:49,159
What are you...?
433
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,727
All the future is, is later.
434
00:16:50,728 --> 00:16:52,329
That's literally
what the future is.
435
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:53,163
It's later.
436
00:16:53,164 --> 00:16:54,498
What are you talking about?
437
00:16:54,499 --> 00:16:55,866
Google.
438
00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:57,768
- Google?
- Yeah.
439
00:16:57,769 --> 00:16:59,002
The place is amazing.
440
00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:00,938
They got nap pods, they
got massage rooms,
441
00:17:00,939 --> 00:17:02,005
they got a volleyball court.
442
00:17:02,006 --> 00:17:03,473
They got the whole nine.
443
00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:05,842
It's ranked as the greatest
place to work at in America.
444
00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:07,377
Yeah, I know. It's a
technology company-
445
00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:09,146
a field we know
Jack squat about.
446
00:17:09,147 --> 00:17:10,781
Look-it, Google needs us.
447
00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:12,382
And Google wants us.
448
00:17:12,383 --> 00:17:13,483
They do?
449
00:17:13,484 --> 00:17:15,018
You sweet son of a bitch.
450
00:17:15,019 --> 00:17:16,720
You got us a job at Google?
451
00:17:16,721 --> 00:17:17,988
Well, it's not actually a job.
452
00:17:17,989 --> 00:17:19,423
What do you mean,
not an actual job?
453
00:17:19,424 --> 00:17:21,491
Well, it's an interview for
an internship that has
454
00:17:21,492 --> 00:17:24,161
a better-than-not chance of
materializing into a job.
455
00:17:24,162 --> 00:17:26,930
Billy, now you're
making me very angry.
456
00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:29,833
You want me to leave my job
to go for an interview,
457
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:32,135
not for a job but
for an internship
458
00:17:32,136 --> 00:17:33,837
that may or may not
lead to a job?
459
00:17:33,838 --> 00:17:36,807
Nick, aren't you tired of asking
for just enough to get by?
460
00:17:36,808 --> 00:17:37,941
Yes.
461
00:17:37,942 --> 00:17:40,677
I want to do something
that matters.
462
00:17:40,678 --> 00:17:43,847
I want to have a life that I'm
excited about and that's great.
463
00:17:43,848 --> 00:17:46,183
Nick, I want us to
go to California.
464
00:17:46,184 --> 00:17:48,652
And I want us to get
these jobs at Google.
465
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,721
I'm going to speak
to a manager.
466
00:17:50,722 --> 00:17:53,190
Terrific. I think he's right
over there in the corner.
467
00:17:53,191 --> 00:17:55,459
Let's roll it on over
onto the stomach.
468
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:57,260
- He'll be very helpful.
- Okay, what we're gonna do here
469
00:17:57,261 --> 00:17:59,329
is get a little
support for the hips.
470
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:01,264
So here comes... Imagine a
pillow, right like there, okay?
471
00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:02,499
Oh. Uh-huh.
472
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,934
And what we're gonna do
is separate the feet,
473
00:18:03,935 --> 00:18:05,936
create a little heat dispersion.
474
00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:07,337
- Excuse me!
- Now, so we have...
475
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:10,373
Is there something I can
help you with, ma'am?!
476
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:12,275
What?!
477
00:18:12,276 --> 00:18:13,944
I'm trying to buy a mattress.
478
00:18:13,945 --> 00:18:15,345
Unbelievable!
479
00:18:15,346 --> 00:18:17,314
Listen, our interview
is in one hour.
480
00:18:17,315 --> 00:18:19,783
Now, Nick, this might be the
last chance that we got.
481
00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:23,253
How's it going, Gossip Girls? CW
just called, You're canceled.
482
00:18:23,254 --> 00:18:24,154
Excuse me?
483
00:18:24,155 --> 00:18:25,522
Look, I know you're peddling him
484
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:28,091
a bunch of crap, just
like the crap merchandise
485
00:18:28,092 --> 00:18:29,192
you two used to shill.
486
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:31,128
So, listen up, Marfan Syndrome.
487
00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:32,729
- Excuse me?
- Marfansism.
488
00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:33,864
Big man's disease.
489
00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:35,032
The Giant Killer.
490
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:36,800
- You.
- Me and you are the same height.
491
00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:39,102
We're not the same height.
We're not the same height.
492
00:18:39,103 --> 00:18:40,904
I'm handsome tall.
493
00:18:40,905 --> 00:18:43,440
You're the type of tall where
you walk through the airport,
494
00:18:43,441 --> 00:18:45,709
people stop what they're
eating and look at you.
495
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,244
You're like a freak.
496
00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:48,979
Now, Nick, you have
a customer waiting.
497
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:52,282
Nick... we have our
future waiting.
498
00:18:52,283 --> 00:18:53,650
Nick, you know what that says?
499
00:18:53,651 --> 00:18:55,285
No, I don't read Sanskrit.
500
00:18:55,286 --> 00:18:57,721
"Make reasonable choices."
501
00:18:57,722 --> 00:19:00,924
That's an odd thing to get
tattooed on your neck.
502
00:19:00,925 --> 00:19:04,261
Just get back to work!
503
00:19:04,262 --> 00:19:06,430
God! I'm sorry you had
to see that, ma'am.
504
00:19:06,431 --> 00:19:08,331
Now, let's get back to you
505
00:19:08,332 --> 00:19:09,666
and talk pelvic ventilation.
506
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:10,667
Kevin!
507
00:19:10,668 --> 00:19:12,636
What?
508
00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:13,904
You know, you've been saying
509
00:19:13,905 --> 00:19:15,505
some insulting things
to me all day.
510
00:19:15,506 --> 00:19:16,707
What are you doing?
511
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,141
I'm taking the shirt off.
512
00:19:18,142 --> 00:19:19,209
Because I don't know
513
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:20,510
what happens to a
dream deferred.
514
00:19:20,511 --> 00:19:23,613
Does it dry up like a
raisin in the sun?
515
00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:25,615
Or does it explode?
516
00:19:25,616 --> 00:19:27,550
I don't want to find out.
517
00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:31,188
You just made the worst mistake
of your life, my friend.
518
00:19:31,189 --> 00:19:33,256
Hey, hey-hey-hey-hey,
yeah, hey!
519
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,425
You take the shirt off, it
doesn't go back on, okay?
520
00:19:35,426 --> 00:19:37,526
There's not a second chance!
521
00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:41,097
See you in hell!
522
00:19:42,866 --> 00:19:44,201
So we're meeting our
interviewer in here?
523
00:19:44,202 --> 00:19:45,802
No, not in here. We're
meeting him in here.
524
00:19:45,803 --> 00:19:46,937
It's a Hangout.
525
00:19:46,938 --> 00:19:48,371
This is how people
do it now, Nicky-
526
00:19:48,372 --> 00:19:50,073
they have their interviews on the Internet.
- Oh.
527
00:19:50,074 --> 00:19:51,374
I like it.
528
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:54,044
Now, it says here
that the internship
529
00:19:54,045 --> 00:19:55,946
is only for college
students, so...
530
00:19:55,947 --> 00:19:57,581
Guess who's way ahead of you.
531
00:19:57,582 --> 00:20:00,383
That's why I enrolled us at
the University of Phoenix.
532
00:20:00,384 --> 00:20:02,052
That proud online institution.
533
00:20:02,053 --> 00:20:03,286
Go, Fighting Phoenixes.
534
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,321
Nice.
535
00:20:04,322 --> 00:20:06,590
Wait, you put my major
down as physics?
536
00:20:06,591 --> 00:20:08,225
Why-why would you put
my major down as...
537
00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:09,259
I don't know shit
about physics.
538
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,794
- Look...
- Physics scares me.
539
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,096
These guys paint the corner of
the plate with their pitches.
540
00:20:13,097 --> 00:20:14,931
They're not gonna come
straight down the middle
541
00:20:14,932 --> 00:20:16,833
and ask you about physics,
It's too obvious.
542
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:18,101
I took it off the table.
543
00:20:18,102 --> 00:20:19,536
Good. Hide in plain sight.
544
00:20:19,537 --> 00:20:21,171
Yes.
545
00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:23,340
But you put you down for sales?
As your major?
546
00:20:23,341 --> 00:20:24,441
Well, 'cause I'm a talker.
547
00:20:24,442 --> 00:20:26,076
I figure I should
probably dazzle.
548
00:20:26,077 --> 00:20:27,644
I want you to-you know,
I've thought about this.
549
00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:29,479
I just figure, like, hide your
vacancy and let me dazzle.
550
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,747
Okay, dazzle. Are
you done yet?
551
00:20:30,748 --> 00:20:32,115
There's a 15-minute limit.
552
00:20:32,116 --> 00:20:33,617
I'm sorry, you know what?
553
00:20:33,618 --> 00:20:35,252
The big boys are gonna need
the computer a little longer,
554
00:20:35,253 --> 00:20:36,620
but maybe we can make
this a win-win for you.
555
00:20:36,621 --> 00:20:37,921
Get yourself a soda pop.
556
00:20:37,922 --> 00:20:39,156
Give her some money, yeah.
Here you go.
557
00:20:39,157 --> 00:20:40,757
Yeah, just go put some
sugar in your body.
558
00:20:40,758 --> 00:20:42,159
- Enjoy it.
- What a cute kid.
559
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,827
- I'm no child, but, Billy...
- Okay, here they are.
560
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:45,462
Now, when I hit this, they'll be
able to see us, so come on in,
561
00:20:45,463 --> 00:20:47,030
get in there close so we
can be seen on the Webcam.
562
00:20:47,031 --> 00:20:48,498
- See how small the Webcam is?
- They can see us...
563
00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:50,433
No, get cheek to cheek. Nick,
come here, cheek to cheek.
564
00:20:50,434 --> 00:20:52,169
Okay, but don't crowd me.
You're crowding me right now.
565
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,904
Nick, get cheek to cheek.
Will you get your cheek...
566
00:20:53,905 --> 00:20:55,972
- Buddy, they can't see us.
- I understand that. Here we go.
567
00:20:55,973 --> 00:20:56,862
Go cheek to cheek. Just
go like I tell you.
568
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:57,774
Okay. Don't yell in my...
569
00:20:57,775 --> 00:20:59,142
- Put your fucking cheek next to mine.
- Yes, yes, I get it.
570
00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:00,310
We can see you guys.
571
00:21:00,311 --> 00:21:01,845
- Okay, great!
- Good! You got us?
572
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:03,113
Hi! My name is Billy!
573
00:21:03,114 --> 00:21:04,981
Uh, we can hear
you fine as well.
574
00:21:04,982 --> 00:21:06,016
- Oh, great. Um...
- Good.
575
00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:07,017
Billy McMahon.
576
00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:08,051
Nick Campbell.
577
00:21:08,052 --> 00:21:09,686
- I'm Benjamin.
- Allison.
578
00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:10,887
We're thirsty, too.
579
00:21:10,888 --> 00:21:12,122
Okay, slow it down
there, camper.
580
00:21:12,123 --> 00:21:13,123
I'm not an ATM.
581
00:21:13,124 --> 00:21:14,291
I got a job interview here.
582
00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:15,659
- Thank you.
- We'll be back.
583
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,727
- Okay, easy.
- Are you in a library?
584
00:21:17,728 --> 00:21:18,517
You know, we're in a
program here called...
585
00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:19,329
We are.
586
00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:20,430
There's some beautiful
little kids here.
587
00:21:20,431 --> 00:21:21,898
Yeah, kids. Helping
kids program.
588
00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:23,733
One of the things we're
involved in-where we take
589
00:21:23,734 --> 00:21:26,269
suburban kids and we teach them
what it's like to be homeless.
590
00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:28,038
- Oh, what's it called?
- Oh, it's-it's called, uh...
591
00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:29,773
- Attitude Adjustment.
- Attitude Adjustment.
592
00:21:29,774 --> 00:21:31,541
And that's where we are today.
We're helping the kids.
593
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,243
And-and to be honest with you,
we did the interview here
594
00:21:33,244 --> 00:21:34,644
because we wanted to help out,
595
00:21:34,645 --> 00:21:36,646
and also we don't have
Webcams for our computer.
596
00:21:36,647 --> 00:21:38,381
If you don't have a
Webcam on your computer,
597
00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:40,417
what type of computer do you
use for your coding ability?
598
00:21:40,418 --> 00:21:42,752
- Coding ability?
- Uh, yeah.
599
00:21:42,753 --> 00:21:44,955
Uh, under computer skills,
you put "C-plus-plus."
600
00:21:44,956 --> 00:21:46,256
That's actually a C-plus.
601
00:21:46,257 --> 00:21:47,691
- What's that?
- Well, the second plus is
602
00:21:47,692 --> 00:21:49,960
to reflect my attitude of how
I felt about the C-plus.
603
00:21:49,961 --> 00:21:51,094
But it's a C-plus.
604
00:21:51,095 --> 00:21:52,095
It was a typing class.
605
00:21:52,096 --> 00:21:53,330
You know, same principle,
606
00:21:53,331 --> 00:21:54,998
just not the engine
inside the baby there.
607
00:21:54,999 --> 00:21:56,266
But it was more like
"quick brown fox."
608
00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:57,267
You know, put your
hands in the basin,
609
00:21:57,268 --> 00:21:58,435
and crushing it like that.
610
00:21:58,436 --> 00:22:00,303
But that h-helped me
out a lot when I,
611
00:22:00,304 --> 00:22:01,805
as I started my journey
into computers
612
00:22:01,806 --> 00:22:03,740
because I already knew where
to put my hands, clearly.
613
00:22:03,741 --> 00:22:06,576
Okay, if we could focus on
this now-you are currently
614
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,612
enrolled at the University
of Phoenix online?
615
00:22:08,613 --> 00:22:10,146
- Indeed, yes, we are.
- Damn right we are.
616
00:22:10,147 --> 00:22:11,414
- Damn right we are.
- It's, uh, the oldest
617
00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:13,083
institution of its
kind, and as such,
618
00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:16,553
many people refer to it as the
Harvard of Internet colleges.
619
00:22:16,554 --> 00:22:17,754
Oh! I hadn't heard
that actually.
620
00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:19,022
I... No.
621
00:22:19,023 --> 00:22:20,390
That-that has not
made it out here,
622
00:22:20,391 --> 00:22:21,391
- that reputation.
- Well, we're Phoenix proud.
623
00:22:21,392 --> 00:22:22,392
We're Phoenix proud.
624
00:22:22,393 --> 00:22:23,660
Well, that's fine.
625
00:22:23,661 --> 00:22:25,362
Um, we're gonna ask
you a few questions
626
00:22:25,363 --> 00:22:27,230
that some of our candidates
find a little bit odd.
627
00:22:27,231 --> 00:22:28,231
Let's get weird!
628
00:22:28,232 --> 00:22:29,833
No judgment. Shoot.
629
00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:32,035
You're shrunken down
to the size of nickels
630
00:22:32,036 --> 00:22:33,803
and dropped to the
bottom of a blender.
631
00:22:33,804 --> 00:22:35,071
What do you do?
632
00:22:35,072 --> 00:22:37,107
Is there anything
else in the blender?
633
00:22:37,108 --> 00:22:38,341
Uh, I don't know.
634
00:22:38,342 --> 00:22:39,409
Well, that's gonna
make a difference.
635
00:22:39,410 --> 00:22:40,543
Are there ice cubes
to climb on?
636
00:22:40,544 --> 00:22:41,878
Are we working with
a daiquiri here?
637
00:22:41,879 --> 00:22:43,380
Are we throwing a
little rum in?
638
00:22:43,381 --> 00:22:44,915
- Are we making a smoothie?
- It's been a long week.
639
00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:46,883
Maybe we want to let these
little guys live a little.
640
00:22:46,884 --> 00:22:48,551
Okay, for the sake of the
argument, let's say it's empty.
641
00:22:48,552 --> 00:22:49,753
- Sure.
- Well, in that case, it's easy, then.
642
00:22:49,754 --> 00:22:50,887
- Why?
- I'm sorry?
643
00:22:50,888 --> 00:22:52,322
If we're shrunk
down to the size
644
00:22:52,323 --> 00:22:53,456
of a nickel and there's
no liquid in the blender,
645
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:54,724
we go ahead and put
it on our backs.
646
00:22:54,725 --> 00:22:56,493
So you take her flat on
your back like this.
647
00:22:56,494 --> 00:22:58,461
Right, right, right. You just
lay back, enjoy that breeze.
648
00:22:58,462 --> 00:22:59,663
- Lay stiff as a board, light as a feather.
- Pretend it's a fan.
649
00:22:59,664 --> 00:23:01,031
- Okay, once is...
- And let those blades
650
00:23:01,032 --> 00:23:02,393
just whip all around
you like this.
651
00:23:04,068 --> 00:23:05,769
It's like getting an MRI.
Dazzle, dazzle.
652
00:23:05,770 --> 00:23:07,137
Once this blender's
on, it's on forever.
653
00:23:07,138 --> 00:23:08,338
It's on. Forever.
654
00:23:08,339 --> 00:23:09,906
Respectfully, I
got to disagree.
655
00:23:09,907 --> 00:23:12,509
We sold blenders, and even
the best model in the world
656
00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:14,077
is only gonna run nonstop
for, what, Billy?
657
00:23:14,078 --> 00:23:15,211
Even the Germans, the
Germans could never...
658
00:23:15,212 --> 00:23:16,980
Yeah. Even the German model.
659
00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:18,915
Even one of those Braun ones,
they're only gonna run nonstop
660
00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:21,117
maybe ten or 11 hours.
So we're getting out,
661
00:23:21,118 --> 00:23:22,752
and when we do, we're
better off for it,
662
00:23:22,753 --> 00:23:24,187
because whatever doesn't
kill you makes you stronger.
663
00:23:24,188 --> 00:23:25,455
But let's just go ahead
664
00:23:25,456 --> 00:23:27,057
and big-picture this for
a second, if I can.
665
00:23:27,058 --> 00:23:28,725
Just like the
founders of Google.
666
00:23:28,726 --> 00:23:29,893
Big-picture Googling.
667
00:23:29,894 --> 00:23:32,529
It's not so much getting
out of the blender,
668
00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:34,197
It's what happens next.
669
00:23:34,198 --> 00:23:35,765
That's the question.
670
00:23:35,766 --> 00:23:38,301
You've got two nickel-sized
men free in the world.
671
00:23:38,302 --> 00:23:39,803
- Think of the possibilities.
- I mean,
672
00:23:39,804 --> 00:23:41,604
off the top of my head, and
I'm just spitballing here.
673
00:23:41,605 --> 00:23:43,373
- My head's swimming.
- Sunglass repair?
674
00:23:43,374 --> 00:23:45,008
- Yeah, yeah...
- We'd be hell on those little screws.
675
00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:47,177
Or maybe you stick us in those
submarines that they put
676
00:23:47,178 --> 00:23:48,645
in people's bodies
to fight diseases.
677
00:23:48,646 --> 00:23:50,413
That's cutting-edge
right there.
678
00:23:50,414 --> 00:23:51,948
Okay, you-That's-that's
not a real thing,
679
00:23:51,949 --> 00:23:52,949
- the submarines.
- No.
680
00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:54,117
Wait a minute.
681
00:23:54,118 --> 00:23:55,285
I thought we were
stuck in a blender.
682
00:23:55,286 --> 00:23:56,453
Now we're saving lives? What?!
683
00:23:56,454 --> 00:23:57,988
- Uh, what?
- What?
684
00:23:57,989 --> 00:23:59,222
- What?!
- What?
685
00:23:59,223 --> 00:24:00,457
Let me just recap this
for you real quick.
686
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:01,458
- We started off in a blend...
- Yeah.
687
00:24:01,459 --> 00:24:02,659
Now we're saving lives!
688
00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:03,727
- What?!
- What?!
689
00:24:03,728 --> 00:24:05,562
- What?
- Wait a minute!
690
00:24:05,563 --> 00:24:07,364
- We were stuck in a blender...
- What a journey!
691
00:24:07,365 --> 00:24:08,598
And now we saving lives?!
692
00:24:08,599 --> 00:24:10,000
- What?!
- You guys led us to this.
693
00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:11,301
Thank you.
694
00:24:11,302 --> 00:24:12,802
I think we've gotten
a little far afield.
695
00:24:12,803 --> 00:24:14,304
Just a little off topic.
696
00:24:14,305 --> 00:24:16,439
Ally, I'll get inside you
and I'll fight for you.
697
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,841
Uh, thank you. I
appreciate that, but...
698
00:24:17,842 --> 00:24:19,209
Which one of you... which
one of you is physics?
699
00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:20,777
Mr. Campbell?
700
00:24:20,778 --> 00:24:24,247
You could maybe expound on
this from a physics aspect.
701
00:24:24,248 --> 00:24:25,382
Physics.
702
00:24:25,383 --> 00:24:26,683
Here, here...
703
00:24:26,684 --> 00:24:29,686
Listen, the I
could bend your ear
704
00:24:29,687 --> 00:24:32,255
about physics and various
physical phenomenon,
705
00:24:32,256 --> 00:24:34,724
but the truth is, we
were in a blender.
706
00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:37,827
We lost our jobs,
we'd given up.
707
00:24:37,828 --> 00:24:40,030
So I think we already
answered the question
708
00:24:40,031 --> 00:24:41,331
when we took this interview.
709
00:24:41,332 --> 00:24:43,967
We got ourselves out,
and here we are.
710
00:24:43,968 --> 00:24:46,703
If you guys really want to know
what happens when you take
711
00:24:46,704 --> 00:24:50,206
two guys out of a blender-
I'm sorry, Allison, is it?
712
00:24:50,207 --> 00:24:51,875
Yes.
713
00:24:51,876 --> 00:24:53,243
Then give us a shot.
714
00:24:53,244 --> 00:24:55,677
And I think you'd be
happy that you did.
715
00:24:57,514 --> 00:24:59,449
So, who is our next applicant?
716
00:24:59,450 --> 00:25:02,218
Ah, our two daiquiri men.
717
00:25:02,219 --> 00:25:04,621
So, what are we thinking...
Dana?
718
00:25:04,622 --> 00:25:06,923
You're kidding, right?
719
00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:08,124
No.
720
00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,426
Eleanor?
721
00:25:09,427 --> 00:25:11,861
Mmm, they seem like
really nice guys,
722
00:25:11,862 --> 00:25:13,897
- but I don't think so.
- Okay. Moving on.
723
00:25:13,898 --> 00:25:14,898
Oh, can I say something?
724
00:25:14,899 --> 00:25:16,232
You can. You will.
725
00:25:16,233 --> 00:25:17,801
We will resent you for
wasting our time,
726
00:25:17,802 --> 00:25:19,402
but please don't
let that stop you.
727
00:25:19,403 --> 00:25:21,871
It's just, diversity
is in our DNA, right?
728
00:25:21,872 --> 00:25:23,406
I thought the goal here
729
00:25:23,407 --> 00:25:25,775
was to find people with a
different way of thinking.
730
00:25:25,776 --> 00:25:27,410
There's plenty of people with
a different way of thinking.
731
00:25:27,411 --> 00:25:28,711
It doesn't mean that
we have to hire them.
732
00:25:28,712 --> 00:25:30,780
Very good point, Dana.
Moving on.
733
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,348
I'm sorry, but you read
their résumés, right?
734
00:25:32,349 --> 00:25:34,417
They have more years
735
00:25:34,418 --> 00:25:35,785
of sales and life experience
736
00:25:35,786 --> 00:25:37,821
than the age of most
of our interns.
737
00:25:37,822 --> 00:25:39,522
Not to mention, our
final judgment
738
00:25:39,523 --> 00:25:41,558
is always based on the
Layover Test, right?
739
00:25:41,559 --> 00:25:42,992
Who would you rather
be stuck next to
740
00:25:42,993 --> 00:25:45,462
at an airport bar for
a six-hour delay?
741
00:25:45,463 --> 00:25:47,363
The ten millionth kid who
knows that if you shrink,
742
00:25:47,364 --> 00:25:48,531
your strength-to-weight ratio
743
00:25:48,532 --> 00:25:51,267
allows you to jump way higher?
Duh.
744
00:25:51,268 --> 00:25:52,769
Or the out-of-the-box thinkers
745
00:25:52,770 --> 00:25:54,804
who turned being
stuck in a blender
746
00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:56,772
into an advantage?
747
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:01,411
♪ Tell me how you feel ♪
748
00:26:01,412 --> 00:26:02,779
♪ What's your fantasy, oh? ♪
749
00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:05,582
♪ I see us on a beach
down in Mexico ♪
750
00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:08,451
♪ You can put your feet
up, be my señorita ♪
751
00:26:08,452 --> 00:26:11,287
♪ We ain't got to rush,
just take it slow ♪
752
00:26:11,288 --> 00:26:13,823
♪ You'll be in the high life,
soaking up the sunlight ♪
753
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:16,759
♪ Anything you want,
it's yours ♪
754
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,796
♪ I'll have you living
life like you should ♪
755
00:26:19,797 --> 00:26:22,499
♪ You say you never
had it so good... ♪
756
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:25,001
So it begins.
757
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:26,136
Here we go.
758
00:26:26,137 --> 00:26:27,237
Place is incredible.
759
00:26:27,238 --> 00:26:28,538
Where do we check in?
760
00:26:28,539 --> 00:26:29,939
Let's ask somebody here.
761
00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:31,441
Oh, excuse me!
762
00:26:31,442 --> 00:26:33,142
I'm sorry, excuse me, do you...
763
00:26:36,112 --> 00:26:39,115
Billy?
764
00:26:39,116 --> 00:26:41,484
It's scary because it's new.
765
00:26:41,485 --> 00:26:42,785
Let's go check in.
766
00:26:42,786 --> 00:26:45,121
Head towards those big,
big letters there.
767
00:26:45,122 --> 00:26:46,589
What's up, family?
768
00:26:46,590 --> 00:26:48,925
♪ Girl, tell me how you feel ♪
769
00:26:48,926 --> 00:26:50,527
♪ What's your fantasy, oh? ♪
770
00:26:50,528 --> 00:26:52,996
♪ I see us on a beach
down in Mexico ♪
771
00:26:52,997 --> 00:26:56,866
♪ You can put your feet
up, be my señorita ♪
772
00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:59,068
♪ We ain't got to rush,
just take it slow ♪
773
00:26:59,069 --> 00:27:01,671
♪ You'll be in the high life,
soaking up the sunlight ♪
774
00:27:01,672 --> 00:27:03,640
♪ Anything you want,
it's yours ♪
775
00:27:03,641 --> 00:27:05,408
♪ I'll have you living life ♪
776
00:27:05,409 --> 00:27:06,709
- What's your last name?
- ♪ Like you should
777
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:10,446
♪ You say you never
had it so good ♪
778
00:27:10,447 --> 00:27:12,682
♪ Na na-na na-na na-na ♪
779
00:27:12,683 --> 00:27:15,652
♪ Na na na
You never had it so good ♪
780
00:27:15,653 --> 00:27:17,820
♪ Na na-na na-na na-na ♪
781
00:27:17,821 --> 00:27:21,891
♪ Na na-na na
You never had it so good... ♪
782
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:24,194
Picture the greatest
amusement park
783
00:27:24,195 --> 00:27:25,828
you've ever been to as a kid.
784
00:27:25,829 --> 00:27:28,331
Now imagine a place
nothing like it
785
00:27:28,332 --> 00:27:30,667
and a million times better.
786
00:27:30,668 --> 00:27:32,735
That's where we are.
787
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,270
I'm gonna grab us a coffee.
788
00:27:34,271 --> 00:27:35,371
You check us in.
789
00:27:35,372 --> 00:27:37,239
Yeah.
790
00:27:42,345 --> 00:27:43,613
Morning.
791
00:27:43,614 --> 00:27:45,381
- Hi.
- What's the damage here?
792
00:27:45,382 --> 00:27:48,384
Nothing.
793
00:27:48,385 --> 00:27:49,652
For the-for these?
794
00:27:49,653 --> 00:27:51,621
- Free.
- These are complimentary?
795
00:27:51,622 --> 00:27:52,956
Complimentary. Free.
796
00:27:52,957 --> 00:27:54,390
Whatever you want.
797
00:27:54,391 --> 00:27:55,758
What you're just
saying is if
798
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,126
whatever I walk
away with here...
799
00:27:57,127 --> 00:27:58,127
It's free.
800
00:27:58,128 --> 00:27:59,329
- Doesn't...
- Yeah.
801
00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:00,897
You can have bananas.
802
00:28:00,898 --> 00:28:02,899
I probably should, only because
it's a great way to st...
803
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,467
This is the most important
meal of the day.
804
00:28:04,468 --> 00:28:05,868
Take two. They're free.
805
00:28:05,869 --> 00:28:07,637
- No, I know, but for my day, I need it.
- Yeah.
806
00:28:07,638 --> 00:28:09,472
What about these?
The bagels and all that?
807
00:28:09,473 --> 00:28:10,673
Yeah, it's free.
Anything you want.
808
00:28:10,674 --> 00:28:11,908
If you're insisting,
twist my arm.
809
00:28:11,909 --> 00:28:13,243
- I'll have a couple of them.
- Sure.
810
00:28:13,244 --> 00:28:14,444
- Like four of them.
- Four?
811
00:28:14,445 --> 00:28:15,612
- Well, just whatever it is.
- Yeah.
812
00:28:15,613 --> 00:28:17,080
- What about five of them?
- Free, too.
813
00:28:17,081 --> 00:28:18,982
Well, why don't you go ahead
and make it seven, then?
814
00:28:18,983 --> 00:28:20,617
If you want to whip up
some of the other drinks.
815
00:28:20,618 --> 00:28:22,085
- Do you have a to-go cup, like, a Guzzler?
- Sure.
816
00:28:22,086 --> 00:28:23,620
Do you have, like, a Rednek
Guzzler with a straw?
817
00:28:23,621 --> 00:28:25,021
- Excuse me. Pardon me.
- Yes?
818
00:28:25,022 --> 00:28:28,157
Do you know what, uh,
launch this was from?
819
00:28:28,158 --> 00:28:29,826
Sorry. Uh, I have a meeting.
820
00:28:29,827 --> 00:28:31,294
Oh, no, no, I don't
want to hold you.
821
00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:32,562
I was just...
822
00:28:32,563 --> 00:28:34,564
I was just curious.
823
00:28:34,565 --> 00:28:36,633
Was this thing
actually in space?
824
00:28:36,634 --> 00:28:39,569
If only there were some
Web page you could go to.
825
00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:40,803
Right? Where you could just
826
00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:43,306
type things in and
search for answers.
827
00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:45,642
Ah. Yes, that would be nice.
828
00:28:45,643 --> 00:28:48,144
Nick Campbell.
829
00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:49,512
Uh, oops. Intern.
830
00:28:49,513 --> 00:28:52,415
Dana Simms. Late.
831
00:28:52,416 --> 00:28:53,416
Yep, and I'm late, too.
832
00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:54,550
I got to rush off.
833
00:28:54,551 --> 00:28:56,085
And it's SpaceShipOne.
834
00:28:56,086 --> 00:28:58,221
First private
manned spaceflight.
835
00:28:58,222 --> 00:29:00,222
Winner of the X Prize.
836
00:29:08,264 --> 00:29:09,699
Oh, my God, are
those your Dads?
837
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:12,268
Seriously, same-sex partners
make excellent parents.
838
00:29:12,269 --> 00:29:14,070
I so wish my parents were gay.
839
00:29:14,071 --> 00:29:15,505
When did 20 start
to look like 12?
840
00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:16,939
Oh, man.
841
00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:18,541
Yes, of course I'll
work my hardest.
842
00:29:18,542 --> 00:29:20,076
Mom, how can I work
harder than my hardest?
843
00:29:20,077 --> 00:29:21,744
That's physically
impossible...
844
00:29:21,745 --> 00:29:23,546
Okay, okay, I will.
845
00:29:23,547 --> 00:29:26,015
Yes, I love you... Mom.
846
00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:27,417
- Billy McMahon, Billy McMahon.
- Nice to meet you.
847
00:29:27,418 --> 00:29:28,785
How are you?
848
00:29:28,786 --> 00:29:30,219
Oh, I'm gonna grab
some food over here.
849
00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:31,621
- You okay?
- Get something. I'm good.
850
00:29:31,622 --> 00:29:33,188
- You all right if I leave you?
- Yeah.
851
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,993
This stuff looks good, huh?
852
00:29:36,994 --> 00:29:38,361
- Little pick-me-up.
- Excuse me. Sir.
853
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:39,862
- Graham Hawtrey.
- Oh.
854
00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:41,364
- Billy McMahon.
- I'm so thrilled to be here.
855
00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:42,432
Oh, me, too.
856
00:29:42,433 --> 00:29:44,067
Feels kind of like
the first day
857
00:29:44,068 --> 00:29:45,967
of spring training for
Little League here.
858
00:29:47,971 --> 00:29:50,606
I got to tell you, I feel
like I got a few more clicks
859
00:29:50,607 --> 00:29:52,141
on the old odometer than
most of you kids here.
860
00:29:52,142 --> 00:29:53,776
Well, honestly, that's
why I came over here.
861
00:29:53,777 --> 00:29:55,244
I said to myself,
"Graham, there's a man
862
00:29:55,245 --> 00:29:56,412
"with some life experience.
863
00:29:56,413 --> 00:29:57,714
Probably teach you
a thing or two."
864
00:29:57,715 --> 00:29:59,182
Oh, you got to meet
my friend, Nicky.
865
00:29:59,183 --> 00:29:59,982
You'll love him. Nicky!
866
00:29:59,983 --> 00:30:01,317
Nickelodeon! Come over here!
867
00:30:01,318 --> 00:30:02,318
Come over.
868
00:30:02,319 --> 00:30:03,786
Come meet this guy, Graham.
869
00:30:03,787 --> 00:30:04,887
He's in the internship
program with me and you.
870
00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:05,888
- Hey. How you doing?
- Good.
871
00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:07,590
- You're interns?
- Yes.
872
00:30:07,591 --> 00:30:09,392
- Shut up!
- Deal with it.
873
00:30:09,393 --> 00:30:11,260
- Shut the fuck up.
- Deal with it.
874
00:30:11,261 --> 00:30:12,562
But you're so old, though.
875
00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:14,030
Whoa. Excuse me?
876
00:30:14,031 --> 00:30:16,099
Oh, my God, I feel terrible!
I feel so stupid.
877
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,800
- No, don't be. We're excited.
- No, it's fine.
878
00:30:17,801 --> 00:30:19,769
- No, I feel terrible. I feel terrible.
- No. For what?
879
00:30:19,770 --> 00:30:21,671
I just, you know, um... I
thought you were important.
880
00:30:21,672 --> 00:30:23,072
Oh, shit.
881
00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:25,108
I've got to find some
people who actually matter,
882
00:30:25,109 --> 00:30:26,376
but good luck!
883
00:30:26,377 --> 00:30:28,811
Wh-Why did you bring me over
to introduce me to this guy?
884
00:30:28,812 --> 00:30:30,279
It's like he was
your best friend.
885
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,681
You introduced me to Hitler.
886
00:30:31,682 --> 00:30:33,816
Well, he seemed like
he was sweet at first.
887
00:30:33,817 --> 00:30:35,351
My name is Roger Chetty.
888
00:30:35,352 --> 00:30:38,221
And I am head of the
Google Intern Program.
889
00:30:38,222 --> 00:30:40,823
Welcome to Google.
890
00:30:40,824 --> 00:30:43,393
This will not be your
average internship.
891
00:30:43,394 --> 00:30:45,194
Oh, no.
892
00:30:45,195 --> 00:30:47,063
You will do what we do.
893
00:30:47,064 --> 00:30:50,233
And we will watch
how well you do it.
894
00:30:50,234 --> 00:30:52,935
Now, you represent
the finest schools.
895
00:30:52,936 --> 00:30:55,838
Your intelligence, your
achievement is well noted,
896
00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:57,707
but to excel at this internship,
897
00:30:57,708 --> 00:31:00,576
you're going to need far
more than brainpower.
898
00:31:00,577 --> 00:31:04,312
What you're going to
need is Googliness.
899
00:31:06,049 --> 00:31:07,183
Nothing funny.
900
00:31:07,184 --> 00:31:08,418
Googliness.
901
00:31:08,419 --> 00:31:13,356
The intangible stuff that
made a search engine
902
00:31:13,357 --> 00:31:15,525
into an engine for change.
903
00:31:15,526 --> 00:31:18,961
Now, you will be
divided into teams,
904
00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:20,530
and by the end of the summer,
905
00:31:20,531 --> 00:31:24,600
only one team will be guaranteed
a full-time position.
906
00:31:24,601 --> 00:31:29,906
The other 95% of you will not.
907
00:31:29,907 --> 00:31:31,774
Now, you've been split
up into several seminars
908
00:31:31,775 --> 00:31:34,911
to acquaint you with our
campus and culture.
909
00:31:34,912 --> 00:31:37,280
Seminar descriptions have
been e-mailed to each of you.
910
00:31:37,281 --> 00:31:40,750
I would wish you luck, but
it's not luck that you need.
911
00:31:40,751 --> 00:31:42,919
Get to work!
912
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,253
Well, this ain't
gonna be about
913
00:31:44,254 --> 00:31:46,255
getting coffee and running
errands for people.
914
00:31:46,256 --> 00:31:47,490
No, no.
915
00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:49,358
We're looking at some sort
of mental Hunger Games
916
00:31:49,359 --> 00:31:51,861
against a bunch of genius kids
for just a handful of jobs.
917
00:31:51,862 --> 00:31:53,029
That's why we got
to nail this thing.
918
00:31:53,030 --> 00:31:54,230
This is our opening statement.
919
00:31:54,231 --> 00:31:55,298
If it please the court.
920
00:31:55,299 --> 00:31:56,933
Oh, it pleases the
court, counselor.
921
00:31:56,934 --> 00:31:58,301
Okay, Workplace Seminar.
922
00:31:58,302 --> 00:31:59,434
Still a few seats left.
923
00:32:00,503 --> 00:32:01,604
First impression time, baby.
924
00:32:01,605 --> 00:32:02,772
Bingo!
925
00:32:02,773 --> 00:32:03,706
Okay, we can do good in this.
926
00:32:03,707 --> 00:32:05,041
- We have to do...
- Shazam!
927
00:32:05,042 --> 00:32:06,742
So close yet so far, boys.
928
00:32:06,743 --> 00:32:08,511
Whoa! Graham, Graham,
we were here first.
929
00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:09,512
You know what?
930
00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:10,713
You're right.
931
00:32:10,714 --> 00:32:11,781
You guys could use
the advantage.
932
00:32:11,782 --> 00:32:12,882
Go ahead.
933
00:32:12,883 --> 00:32:14,317
What's that supposed to mean?
934
00:32:14,318 --> 00:32:16,819
It means that in a
world of excellence,
935
00:32:16,820 --> 00:32:19,655
old and unexceptional
qualifies as diversity.
936
00:32:19,656 --> 00:32:21,257
So you know what? Go ahead.
937
00:32:21,258 --> 00:32:22,258
What's that saying?
938
00:32:22,259 --> 00:32:24,260
"Age before beauty"?
939
00:32:24,261 --> 00:32:26,062
Thank you.
940
00:32:26,063 --> 00:32:28,064
You're welcome, William.
941
00:32:28,065 --> 00:32:29,799
You know, there's
always some joker
942
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,901
who likes to play fuck-around.
943
00:32:31,902 --> 00:32:34,203
I guess that's gonna
be you, Graham.
944
00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:36,606
All right, at least we know.
Game on.
945
00:32:36,607 --> 00:32:38,374
Good luck, boys.
946
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:40,877
Now, I recognize that Google is
not a conventional workplace.
947
00:32:40,878 --> 00:32:43,946
Having said that,
we have rules.
948
00:32:43,947 --> 00:32:46,682
I'm going to ask you a
series of questions.
949
00:32:46,683 --> 00:32:48,084
You are going to raise
the green paddle
950
00:32:48,085 --> 00:32:50,853
to indicate "yes"
and the red paddle
951
00:32:50,854 --> 00:32:53,689
to indicate "no."
952
00:32:53,690 --> 00:32:55,491
So, let's begin.
953
00:32:55,492 --> 00:32:58,159
"Having a beer
with your boss."
954
00:32:59,996 --> 00:33:03,099
Some of you are under 21.
955
00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:04,667
Some of us aren't
under 21, so...
956
00:33:04,668 --> 00:33:06,068
if you want to grab
a cold one with me,
957
00:33:06,069 --> 00:33:07,436
I'm happy to do that with you.
958
00:33:07,437 --> 00:33:09,839
I will not be grabbing
a cold one with you.
959
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:10,973
You get high?
960
00:33:10,974 --> 00:33:12,608
- I don't get high.
- Okay.
961
00:33:12,609 --> 00:33:14,210
I'm not judging,
I'm just saying,
962
00:33:14,211 --> 00:33:15,011
people do it.
963
00:33:15,012 --> 00:33:16,345
That being said, if you want
964
00:33:16,346 --> 00:33:18,247
something cold to drink,
we'll hook you up.
965
00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:19,315
I'm okay.
966
00:33:19,316 --> 00:33:20,917
Thank you, Just
stop talking to me.
967
00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:23,252
I'm your Bill Holden
in Stalag 17.
968
00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:25,454
I don't even... I really
don't get that reference.
969
00:33:25,455 --> 00:33:28,524
- Google it.
- Got it.
970
00:33:28,525 --> 00:33:32,361
"Dating a fellow intern."
971
00:33:32,362 --> 00:33:35,498
This is Google, not Match.
Com.
972
00:33:35,499 --> 00:33:37,934
Chetty, excuse me. What
about a full-time employee?
973
00:33:37,935 --> 00:33:40,136
Say, management level, but
not a direct supervisor.
974
00:33:40,137 --> 00:33:44,840
Great eyes, and a
severity to her look
975
00:33:44,841 --> 00:33:48,010
that is surprisingly sexy.
976
00:33:48,011 --> 00:33:50,112
What's the policy on that?
977
00:33:50,113 --> 00:33:51,814
No? That's frowned upon also?
978
00:33:51,815 --> 00:33:52,949
So we'll say no to love?
979
00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:54,050
We'll say no to love, yes.
980
00:33:54,051 --> 00:33:55,318
- That's gonna be a no.
- Now,
981
00:33:55,319 --> 00:33:58,421
"taking food home
from the office."
982
00:33:58,422 --> 00:33:59,455
Boom.
983
00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:00,723
Yes.
984
00:34:00,724 --> 00:34:01,757
Are you having
difficulty with this,
985
00:34:01,758 --> 00:34:03,192
- Mr. McMahon?
- I'm sorry.
986
00:34:03,193 --> 00:34:04,327
Just to drill down on
this, what if it's,
987
00:34:04,328 --> 00:34:05,928
like, a perishable?
Like, say there was
988
00:34:05,929 --> 00:34:07,363
a pudding or something
that was left out.
989
00:34:07,364 --> 00:34:09,198
You'd like to take home
a pudding, would you?
990
00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:10,866
I wouldn't mind taking
home a pudding, I don't...
991
00:34:10,867 --> 00:34:12,368
- I don't know who wouldn't.
- Oh, yeah.
992
00:34:12,369 --> 00:34:14,203
But that being said, I'm
just saying if it's gonna
993
00:34:14,204 --> 00:34:15,838
- go bad, is that okay to take-take it home?
- Mm-hmm.
994
00:34:15,839 --> 00:34:17,306
Mm-hmm. Anything else
you'd like to take home?
995
00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:18,908
Only if there was, let's
say, salsa or chips.
996
00:34:18,909 --> 00:34:20,109
You know, something
that's not wrapped.
997
00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:21,477
Salsa, chips and pudding.
998
00:34:21,478 --> 00:34:22,278
Or Sushi.
999
00:34:22,279 --> 00:34:23,813
Salsa, chips, pudding and Sushi.
1000
00:34:23,814 --> 00:34:25,181
- Anything else?
- Ice cream.
1001
00:34:25,182 --> 00:34:27,183
Salsa, chips, pudding,
Sushi and ice cream.
1002
00:34:27,184 --> 00:34:29,051
- Pizza.
- Salsa, chips, pudding,
1003
00:34:29,052 --> 00:34:30,353
Sushi, ice cream and pizza.
1004
00:34:30,354 --> 00:34:31,721
I wouldn't take home
a frozen pizza,
1005
00:34:31,722 --> 00:34:32,855
but if there was a nice pie
1006
00:34:32,856 --> 00:34:34,190
- that was out...
- Oh, boy.
1007
00:34:34,191 --> 00:34:38,027
I am truly impressed,
Mr. McMahon.
1008
00:34:38,028 --> 00:34:40,463
- Thank you.
- At the both of you.
1009
00:34:40,464 --> 00:34:43,566
At how quickly you have
confirmed my doubts about you.
1010
00:34:43,567 --> 00:34:46,335
Now, let's try this
1011
00:34:46,336 --> 00:34:47,435
one more time.
1012
00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:53,508
"Taking food home
from the office."
1013
00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:56,144
Very good.
1014
00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:02,484
Ladies and gentlemen,
that is all.
1015
00:35:10,826 --> 00:35:12,828
Well, I'm not gonna
dress it up.
1016
00:35:12,829 --> 00:35:14,830
Today didn't go well.
1017
00:35:14,831 --> 00:35:16,165
Yeah.
1018
00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:18,367
It certainly wasn't
the first impression
1019
00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:19,668
we were looking for.
1020
00:35:21,704 --> 00:35:23,773
But here's the deal.
1021
00:35:23,774 --> 00:35:26,075
Tomorrow is the pick
teams day, right?
1022
00:35:26,076 --> 00:35:28,444
Which makes it all
the more important
1023
00:35:28,445 --> 00:35:30,713
for us to fall in
with a strong team.
1024
00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:32,448
If we can surround ourselves
1025
00:35:32,449 --> 00:35:34,150
with the right group of
these little geniuses,
1026
00:35:34,151 --> 00:35:36,719
we still got a shot here.
1027
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,721
Nicky,
1028
00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:40,456
we can coattail this bitch.
1029
00:35:40,457 --> 00:35:43,092
You're right, and by the way,
there's no shame in that.
1030
00:35:43,093 --> 00:35:44,527
- No.
- There's no shame
1031
00:35:44,528 --> 00:35:46,896
in being the 12th man
at the end of the bench
1032
00:35:46,897 --> 00:35:48,197
who's never getting
in the game,
1033
00:35:48,198 --> 00:35:49,365
but he's got a lot
of enthusiasm.
1034
00:35:49,366 --> 00:35:51,067
- Right.
- He's waving the towel,
1035
00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:52,368
he's doling out high
fives during time-outs.
1036
00:35:52,369 --> 00:35:53,469
Exactly.
1037
00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:55,271
Because I'll tell
you about that guy.
1038
00:35:55,272 --> 00:35:57,540
When the team wins
the championship,
1039
00:35:57,541 --> 00:35:59,008
he still gets a ring.
1040
00:35:59,009 --> 00:36:00,476
Damn right he does.
1041
00:36:00,477 --> 00:36:02,878
So we got to be that
awkward seven-footer
1042
00:36:02,879 --> 00:36:03,879
from Lithuania.
1043
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,147
I love your spirit.
1044
00:36:05,148 --> 00:36:06,782
Look, I love you like a brother,
1045
00:36:06,783 --> 00:36:08,284
but I can't have
those cold clams
1046
00:36:08,285 --> 00:36:10,319
brushing up against me in
the bed here at night.
1047
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,254
- Keep me up all night.
- Okay, suit yourself.
1048
00:36:12,255 --> 00:36:14,123
I'm gonna give you the bed,
I'll take her tomorrow.
1049
00:36:14,124 --> 00:36:17,560
Can you hit that
light, Pocahontas?
1050
00:36:17,561 --> 00:36:19,895
Tomorrow's a new day.
1051
00:36:19,896 --> 00:36:22,598
Welcome to day two. I am Sid,
1052
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:23,899
eighth-year Googler.
1053
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:26,569
You guys are new Googlers,
1054
00:36:26,570 --> 00:36:28,037
Thus you're... Nooglers.
1055
00:36:28,038 --> 00:36:30,172
Okay.
1056
00:36:30,173 --> 00:36:32,975
Now, this place is all about
community and collaboration.
1057
00:36:32,976 --> 00:36:35,377
So you'll be working in teams
1058
00:36:35,378 --> 00:36:36,779
from here on out. All right.
1059
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,047
You have five minutes.
1060
00:36:38,048 --> 00:36:39,048
Pick your teams.
1061
00:36:39,049 --> 00:36:40,716
You, on me.
1062
00:36:40,717 --> 00:36:41,884
Oh, now, be picky, okay?
1063
00:36:41,885 --> 00:36:43,152
Play hard to get.
1064
00:36:43,153 --> 00:36:44,587
Don't be desperate,
Just be cool, okay?
1065
00:36:44,588 --> 00:36:45,821
This is everything.
1066
00:36:45,822 --> 00:36:47,389
Are you still looking
for someone?
1067
00:36:47,390 --> 00:36:49,258
- I could be your teammate.
- College, major, S.A.T. score?
1068
00:36:49,259 --> 00:36:51,260
Um, Harvard, computer
science, 2390.
1069
00:36:51,261 --> 00:36:52,661
Fine. On me, Fatface.
1070
00:36:52,662 --> 00:36:53,729
Uh, my name's Zach, not...
1071
00:36:53,730 --> 00:36:54,830
- You?
- University of...
1072
00:36:54,831 --> 00:36:55,898
No.
1073
00:36:55,899 --> 00:36:57,199
My name's not Fat...
1074
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,468
Hello, Stanford.
You're coming with me.
1075
00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:01,403
The University of
Phoenix online.
1076
00:37:01,404 --> 00:37:02,938
Sort of considered the
Harvard of the West.
1077
00:37:02,939 --> 00:37:04,140
Why don't we all be a team?
1078
00:37:04,141 --> 00:37:05,941
Why don't we all be a team?
1079
00:37:05,942 --> 00:37:07,343
Why don't we all be a team?
1080
00:37:07,344 --> 00:37:08,944
Can I just get... Oh,
please don't touch me.
1081
00:37:08,945 --> 00:37:10,079
Please, you-you're
touching me.
1082
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,380
Blondie, you're coming with me
1083
00:37:11,381 --> 00:37:13,115
on account of your
physical appearance.
1084
00:37:13,116 --> 00:37:15,684
Does anyone want to... want
to be on a team with me?
1085
00:37:15,685 --> 00:37:17,219
Super fun.
1086
00:37:17,220 --> 00:37:19,388
Really smart, but also very fun.
1087
00:37:19,389 --> 00:37:22,090
I was voted "most likely to
succeed" in my chess club.
1088
00:37:28,664 --> 00:37:30,666
Um, Mr. Chetty?
1089
00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:33,169
I don't have a group.
1090
00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:35,171
You'll mentor the leftovers.
1091
00:37:35,172 --> 00:37:37,039
Which, it would
seem, would include
1092
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,874
your two charity cases.
1093
00:37:38,875 --> 00:37:40,543
- Nice.
- Off you go.
1094
00:37:40,544 --> 00:37:42,477
Go.
1095
00:37:45,748 --> 00:37:47,049
Yo, Billy and Nick?
1096
00:37:47,050 --> 00:37:48,918
- Hey.
- Nice, there they are.
1097
00:37:48,919 --> 00:37:50,186
Nice to meet you. I'm Lyle,
1098
00:37:50,187 --> 00:37:52,188
one of the team managers.
Pound me.
1099
00:37:52,189 --> 00:37:54,123
Oh, normally, just
putting the fist out
1100
00:37:54,124 --> 00:37:56,058
without the words is
all that's necessary.
1101
00:37:56,059 --> 00:37:58,160
Come on, bro, fist
me, Get up in there.
1102
00:37:58,161 --> 00:38:00,296
Yeah, that's
definitely not right.
1103
00:38:00,297 --> 00:38:01,997
I'm sorry, you said
you were a manager?
1104
00:38:01,998 --> 00:38:03,098
How old are you?
1105
00:38:03,099 --> 00:38:05,367
I'm 23, but no worries, fellas.
1106
00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:07,002
- I'm an old soul.
- Yeah, that's great.
1107
00:38:07,003 --> 00:38:08,971
Um, yeah, well, the
thing about it is, pal,
1108
00:38:08,972 --> 00:38:11,407
is that, um, we don't have a...
well, we have two, me and...
1109
00:38:11,408 --> 00:38:13,442
me and Nick. But we don't
have the rest of our team.
1110
00:38:13,443 --> 00:38:14,910
- We didn't...
- But we figured...
1111
00:38:14,911 --> 00:38:16,879
Correction: You
didn't have a team,
1112
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,614
but you got one now, son.
1113
00:38:18,615 --> 00:38:20,049
'Cause I got a few outliers.
1114
00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:22,551
Buh-bam, ker-plash, zshaw!
1115
00:38:22,552 --> 00:38:24,620
And we about to get it all
good up in this hood, right?
1116
00:38:24,621 --> 00:38:26,288
Outliers?
1117
00:38:26,289 --> 00:38:28,557
Outliers, 'cause I just dropped
a little G-well on you.
1118
00:38:28,558 --> 00:38:31,026
'Cause Malcolm's my
dog, Malcolm's my dog.
1119
00:38:31,027 --> 00:38:32,995
What you say...
Malcolm's my dog.
1120
00:38:32,996 --> 00:38:34,830
Outliers, you know,
from 10,000 hours?
1121
00:38:34,831 --> 00:38:37,399
Look, let's get a team
meeting going, everybody!
1122
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,667
Come on, team meet time.
1123
00:38:38,668 --> 00:38:41,370
- Nick?
- Wonder Twin powers activate!
1124
00:38:41,371 --> 00:38:43,572
What other options do we have?
Let's go, everybody!
1125
00:38:43,573 --> 00:38:45,241
Come on, you're with me!
You're with me.
1126
00:38:45,242 --> 00:38:46,742
- Uh...
- My team, corner pocket.
1127
00:38:46,743 --> 00:38:49,645
All right, let's get some
meet and greet going
1128
00:38:49,646 --> 00:38:51,146
up in this heezy.
1129
00:38:51,147 --> 00:38:52,982
I'm Lyle, and it's
pretty much WYSIWYG,
1130
00:38:52,983 --> 00:38:54,350
what you see is what you get.
1131
00:38:54,351 --> 00:38:56,418
I've been here at the
Goog for four years,
1132
00:38:56,419 --> 00:38:58,787
working on seven projies
1133
00:38:58,788 --> 00:39:00,055
en este momento.
1134
00:39:00,056 --> 00:39:02,057
Wow, seven projects?
1135
00:39:02,058 --> 00:39:03,459
Hey, they ask, and I do's it.
1136
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:05,227
What can I say, I'm
a people pleaser,
1137
00:39:05,228 --> 00:39:06,262
especially the ladies.
1138
00:39:06,263 --> 00:39:07,630
My Mercedes.
1139
00:39:07,631 --> 00:39:09,431
So it's all good in
Lyle's hood, you heard?
1140
00:39:09,432 --> 00:39:11,233
Uh, yeah, is Lyle always
1141
00:39:11,234 --> 00:39:13,035
gonna be referring to himself
in the third person?
1142
00:39:13,036 --> 00:39:15,204
'Cause if he is, I might want
to punch Lyle in the face.
1143
00:39:15,205 --> 00:39:16,205
Okay, tough but fair.
1144
00:39:16,206 --> 00:39:17,573
Good note.
1145
00:39:17,574 --> 00:39:19,241
Lyle's still a little nervous.
Shh...
1146
00:39:19,242 --> 00:39:21,243
Uh, first-time manager,
Lyle's a first-time...
1147
00:39:21,244 --> 00:39:22,978
I'm gonna stop doing that.
I'm gonna cut it out.
1148
00:39:22,979 --> 00:39:24,747
Keep it to first
and second person.
1149
00:39:24,748 --> 00:39:27,149
Who's next?
1150
00:39:27,150 --> 00:39:30,152
My name is Yo-Yo Santos.
1151
00:39:30,153 --> 00:39:31,287
Yo-Yo, how about a high five?
1152
00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:32,421
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
1153
00:39:32,422 --> 00:39:34,490
Yo-Yo, easy, buddy.
I come in peace.
1154
00:39:34,491 --> 00:39:35,991
Geez, Yo-Yo, did you get
1155
00:39:35,992 --> 00:39:37,259
beat up a lot in school?
1156
00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:39,128
I was homeschooled by my Mom.
1157
00:39:39,129 --> 00:39:40,329
Did you get beat up
1158
00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:41,730
a lot in homeschool?
1159
00:39:41,731 --> 00:39:43,899
Discipline is a very
important part of growth.
1160
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:44,900
But my mother was actually
1161
00:39:44,901 --> 00:39:46,135
a very nurturing person.
1162
00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:47,536
For example, she
provided me selflessly
1163
00:39:47,537 --> 00:39:49,204
with the milk of her bosom
1164
00:39:49,205 --> 00:39:50,839
until I was seven years old.
1165
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,341
So it's like, uh,
1166
00:39:52,342 --> 00:39:54,109
you're tying your shoe,
you're climbing trees,
1167
00:39:54,110 --> 00:39:56,178
you're blowing up fireworks,
and then you're right on Mom.
1168
00:39:56,179 --> 00:39:57,379
You got mouth on Mom.
1169
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:59,248
Breast-feeding leads
to a higher IQ.
1170
00:39:59,249 --> 00:40:00,416
Okay. Actually, the science
1171
00:40:00,417 --> 00:40:02,751
isn't quite definitive on that.
1172
00:40:02,752 --> 00:40:04,119
I was bottle-fed.
1173
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,187
It never slowed me down.
1174
00:40:05,188 --> 00:40:06,522
Vitamins are vitamins,
1175
00:40:06,523 --> 00:40:09,692
whether they come from
a teat or a baba.
1176
00:40:09,693 --> 00:40:11,226
Wrong.
1177
00:40:11,227 --> 00:40:12,528
Sorry, what was that?
1178
00:40:12,529 --> 00:40:13,662
Wrong.
1179
00:40:13,663 --> 00:40:15,331
The teat or baba
thing, it's wrong.
1180
00:40:15,332 --> 00:40:16,965
I just Googled it,
so you're wrong.
1181
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,668
Oh, yeah, I'm Stuart.
1182
00:40:19,669 --> 00:40:21,203
Well, it's a pleasure
1183
00:40:21,204 --> 00:40:22,471
to meet you, Stu. You
know, you can't trust
1184
00:40:22,472 --> 00:40:24,073
everything you read on the...
1185
00:40:24,074 --> 00:40:26,141
The Journal of the American
Medical Association?
1186
00:40:26,142 --> 00:40:27,242
Sounds pretty trustworthy.
1187
00:40:27,243 --> 00:40:28,344
It says that breast milk
1188
00:40:28,345 --> 00:40:29,411
has more nutrients
1189
00:40:29,412 --> 00:40:31,480
and that those nutrients
1190
00:40:31,481 --> 00:40:33,282
are more easily
digested and absorbed.
1191
00:40:33,283 --> 00:40:34,450
Your confusion is
understandable, though.
1192
00:40:34,451 --> 00:40:35,551
You were bottle-fed.
1193
00:40:35,552 --> 00:40:36,785
He's right. That's right.
1194
00:40:36,786 --> 00:40:38,153
Whoa, guys,
1195
00:40:38,154 --> 00:40:39,855
where's all this
hostility coming from?
1196
00:40:39,856 --> 00:40:41,924
Where do you think it's
coming from, you big tree?
1197
00:40:41,925 --> 00:40:43,325
Two fifths of our team are
1198
00:40:43,326 --> 00:40:45,627
made up of two old guys
who don't know shit.
1199
00:40:45,628 --> 00:40:46,562
Wow.
1200
00:40:46,563 --> 00:40:48,797
Okay, guys, I, for one,
1201
00:40:48,798 --> 00:40:50,566
am very happy to have
1202
00:40:50,567 --> 00:40:53,702
two strapping, mature
gentlemen on the team.
1203
00:40:53,703 --> 00:40:54,703
Thank you.
1204
00:40:54,704 --> 00:40:55,771
Oh, uh,
1205
00:40:55,772 --> 00:40:57,506
I'm Neha Patel,
and oh, my God,
1206
00:40:57,507 --> 00:40:59,341
you guys would make the
best Luke and Han.
1207
00:40:59,342 --> 00:41:00,376
Excuse me?
1208
00:41:00,377 --> 00:41:01,510
Oh, Star Wars cosplay.
1209
00:41:01,511 --> 00:41:03,278
- Cosplay?
- Costume play.
1210
00:41:03,279 --> 00:41:04,546
You know, where people dress up
1211
00:41:04,547 --> 00:41:06,248
as their favorite anime
or movie character?
1212
00:41:06,249 --> 00:41:07,649
I'd be slave girl Leia.
1213
00:41:07,650 --> 00:41:11,086
Yeah, metal bikini top,
metal G-string panty,
1214
00:41:11,087 --> 00:41:12,321
high-heel leather boots.
1215
00:41:12,322 --> 00:41:14,356
Of course, I'm
chained at the neck.
1216
00:41:14,357 --> 00:41:15,424
Not too constricted,
1217
00:41:15,425 --> 00:41:18,560
but just enough to make
things interesting.
1218
00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:19,795
The neck constriction's
interesting?
1219
00:41:19,796 --> 00:41:20,896
Yeah, a few of us
1220
00:41:20,897 --> 00:41:22,197
get together and...
1221
00:41:22,198 --> 00:41:23,565
whatever happens, happens.
1222
00:41:23,566 --> 00:41:24,500
Oh, uh,
1223
00:41:24,501 --> 00:41:25,968
but work-wise, yeah, um,
1224
00:41:25,969 --> 00:41:27,870
your skills aren't
really relevant here
1225
00:41:27,871 --> 00:41:30,539
or really in this millennium,
so stay out of our way.
1226
00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:32,441
We're gonna do this
shit on our own.
1227
00:41:32,442 --> 00:41:34,009
Well, I'm loving
this friction.
1228
00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:36,612
You know why? Because that's
how you get a fire started.
1229
00:41:36,613 --> 00:41:38,313
I'm Nick, This is
my pal, Billy,
1230
00:41:38,314 --> 00:41:39,548
and despite what
you may think,
1231
00:41:39,549 --> 00:41:41,250
uh, we're here like
the rest of you,
1232
00:41:41,251 --> 00:41:42,618
just running down a dream.
1233
00:41:42,619 --> 00:41:44,753
All right.
1234
00:41:44,754 --> 00:41:46,455
Team Lyle!
1235
00:41:46,456 --> 00:41:47,856
No, okay, we'll workshop that.
1236
00:41:47,857 --> 00:41:48,957
It's in beta.
1237
00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:50,325
Okeydoke.
1238
00:41:50,326 --> 00:41:52,660
Our Translate lecture
is in 15 minutes.
1239
00:41:54,730 --> 00:41:56,398
Translate is about
giving everyone access
1240
00:41:56,399 --> 00:41:57,766
to every word ever written,
1241
00:41:57,767 --> 00:42:00,702
no matter what language
it was written in,
1242
00:42:00,703 --> 00:42:03,772
because when the entire
world can see, read
1243
00:42:03,773 --> 00:42:07,209
and find the rest of the
world's cool stuff,
1244
00:42:07,210 --> 00:42:08,444
good things start happening.
Lyle,
1245
00:42:08,445 --> 00:42:10,245
you laying-in-the-weeds
son of a bitch.
1246
00:42:10,246 --> 00:42:11,946
You're hot for
teacher, my man.
1247
00:42:13,415 --> 00:42:15,784
I took her dance
class here once,
1248
00:42:15,785 --> 00:42:18,320
but she doesn't
even know I exist.
1249
00:42:18,321 --> 00:42:19,354
What are you talking about?
1250
00:42:19,355 --> 00:42:20,923
Doesn't know you exist?
1251
00:42:20,924 --> 00:42:23,125
Come on, you're communicating
with her right here.
1252
00:42:23,126 --> 00:42:24,359
What's this thing?
1253
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,528
Oh, no, this is just
the company intranet.
1254
00:42:26,529 --> 00:42:29,465
It's got info on every
Google employee
1255
00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:32,901
like birthdays, trivia, meeting
calendars, everything.
1256
00:42:32,902 --> 00:42:34,870
Really?
1257
00:42:34,871 --> 00:42:36,437
Hmm.
1258
00:42:48,283 --> 00:42:50,752
Oh, hey, fancy seeing you here.
1259
00:42:50,753 --> 00:42:51,987
Is it?
1260
00:42:51,988 --> 00:42:54,256
Or maybe you calendar-stalked
me and you knew exactly
1261
00:42:54,257 --> 00:42:55,657
where I was gonna be right now.
1262
00:42:55,658 --> 00:42:57,793
Now, am I detecting
a bit of an accent?
1263
00:42:57,794 --> 00:42:58,694
You are.
1264
00:42:58,695 --> 00:43:00,696
Uh-huh, I have a
very good ear.
1265
00:43:00,697 --> 00:43:02,731
English, right? 'Ello, guvna.
1266
00:43:02,732 --> 00:43:05,200
Oliver Twist. More
bread, please, sir.
1267
00:43:05,201 --> 00:43:06,768
Australian, actually.
1268
00:43:06,769 --> 00:43:08,971
Really? Similar flags, though.
1269
00:43:08,972 --> 00:43:10,439
- Hey, Dana.
- Kiwi.
1270
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,773
Lord of the Rings country.
1271
00:43:11,774 --> 00:43:13,242
Okay, the stain on
this one's better,
1272
00:43:13,243 --> 00:43:14,776
but the white one
may be a goner.
1273
00:43:14,777 --> 00:43:15,944
Okay, thanks.
1274
00:43:15,945 --> 00:43:17,179
I eat very fast.
1275
00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:18,213
Bangers and mash.
1276
00:43:18,214 --> 00:43:19,214
That's also British.
1277
00:43:19,215 --> 00:43:20,582
Vegemite sandwich, then,
1278
00:43:20,583 --> 00:43:22,317
which I'm sure you
gobble down very quickly
1279
00:43:22,318 --> 00:43:23,986
so you can get
back to the grind.
1280
00:43:23,987 --> 00:43:26,455
I mean, it is impressive
staying at work till midnight
1281
00:43:26,456 --> 00:43:28,790
every day-also
on the calendar.
1282
00:43:28,791 --> 00:43:29,858
Look, Nick,
1283
00:43:29,859 --> 00:43:32,861
I'm sure you're very popular
1284
00:43:32,862 --> 00:43:34,897
with the 19-year-olds at
the University of Phoenix,
1285
00:43:34,898 --> 00:43:38,534
with your Southern drawl,
and the blond hair,
1286
00:43:38,535 --> 00:43:40,502
and this whole thing
you got going on,
1287
00:43:40,503 --> 00:43:43,105
but I got to tell you, this
is just never gonna happen.
1288
00:43:43,106 --> 00:43:45,474
This? What?
1289
00:43:45,475 --> 00:43:46,475
I mean, it's...
1290
00:43:46,476 --> 00:43:47,709
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
1291
00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:49,378
This is me reaching
out as an intern.
1292
00:43:49,379 --> 00:43:50,479
They've encouraged us
1293
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,747
to approach experienced Googlers
1294
00:43:51,748 --> 00:43:53,081
and just pick their brains.
1295
00:43:53,082 --> 00:43:55,217
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
1296
00:43:55,218 --> 00:43:56,318
Of course.
1297
00:43:56,319 --> 00:43:57,753
You thought I was just...
1298
00:43:57,754 --> 00:43:59,755
Oh, who's this wanker
just steaming in?
1299
00:43:59,756 --> 00:44:02,424
You just want to learn.
You want to learn.
1300
00:44:02,425 --> 00:44:03,859
Well, look, Sid here,
he's incredible.
1301
00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:06,395
He's about to give
a talk on HTML5.
1302
00:44:06,396 --> 00:44:07,396
- Okay.
- Nick is desperate to learn.
1303
00:44:07,397 --> 00:44:08,530
He'd love to come along.
1304
00:44:08,531 --> 00:44:09,531
- Yeah.
- Let's make it happen.
1305
00:44:09,532 --> 00:44:10,732
Yeah, sure.
1306
00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:12,000
- Okay, well...
- Come on down, brother.
1307
00:44:12,001 --> 00:44:13,936
Sometimes we go all
day, all night.
1308
00:44:13,937 --> 00:44:15,304
Well, I can't start any
sooner than right now.
1309
00:44:15,305 --> 00:44:17,005
Let's do it.
1310
00:44:17,006 --> 00:44:18,640
- Cool, let's rock.
- Come on, everybody, Here we go.
1311
00:44:18,641 --> 00:44:19,708
Now, wait, where are you going?
1312
00:44:19,709 --> 00:44:21,376
Oh, I have a meeting.
1313
00:44:21,377 --> 00:44:23,078
But you know that.
1314
00:44:23,079 --> 00:44:24,213
Cheerio.
1315
00:44:24,214 --> 00:44:25,414
Cheerio.
1316
00:44:25,415 --> 00:44:26,748
Let's go.
1317
00:44:26,749 --> 00:44:29,217
Come on, don't be shy.
1318
00:44:32,387 --> 00:44:35,224
You have a crush
on her, my friend.
1319
00:44:35,225 --> 00:44:36,758
Good morning, interns.
1320
00:44:36,759 --> 00:44:39,027
Today marks the first
of several challenges
1321
00:44:39,028 --> 00:44:41,496
through which your team
will show their merits.
1322
00:44:41,497 --> 00:44:43,298
While internally
dogfooding a new product,
1323
00:44:43,299 --> 00:44:44,499
a number of Googlers reported
1324
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,368
a bug that disabled their audio.
1325
00:44:46,369 --> 00:44:48,403
All two million lines
1326
00:44:48,404 --> 00:44:51,206
of that code are in
the source files.
1327
00:44:51,207 --> 00:44:53,408
Your job, find the bug.
1328
00:44:53,409 --> 00:44:54,876
Okay, we should check
the user reports.
1329
00:44:54,877 --> 00:44:56,345
Scan the logs for
any red flags.
1330
00:44:56,346 --> 00:44:57,679
See what exceptions
were thrown.
1331
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,114
I always start by
drawing up strategies
1332
00:44:59,115 --> 00:45:00,415
to sift through the code.
1333
00:45:00,416 --> 00:45:02,084
- Code, right? Code, right? Codes.
- Right?
1334
00:45:02,085 --> 00:45:03,752
- Uh...
- So at the end of the day, we're looking
1335
00:45:03,753 --> 00:45:05,420
to kind of break the
password here, right?
1336
00:45:05,421 --> 00:45:06,888
Maybe the answer's
in the question.
1337
00:45:06,889 --> 00:45:08,523
- Maybe it's something with bug.
- Eureka.
1338
00:45:08,524 --> 00:45:09,524
Bug like fly. The Fly.
1339
00:45:09,525 --> 00:45:10,525
Is Chetty a cinephile?
1340
00:45:10,526 --> 00:45:12,861
- Goldblum.
- Goldblum!
1341
00:45:12,862 --> 00:45:14,496
Boggles my mind that no
one has a notebook out.
1342
00:45:14,497 --> 00:45:16,265
You guys are focused on
writing this gibberish.
1343
00:45:16,266 --> 00:45:17,733
Maybe that's helpful,
maybe it's not,
1344
00:45:17,734 --> 00:45:19,701
but I guarantee you what
we're saying is helpful.
1345
00:45:19,702 --> 00:45:21,342
Guys, we're looking for
a bug, not a password.
1346
00:45:21,355 --> 00:45:23,005
They're different things.
1347
00:45:23,006 --> 00:45:24,573
Keep going with that
human connection.
1348
00:45:24,574 --> 00:45:26,135
- Oh, geez, you know what?
- You had it.
1349
00:45:28,711 --> 00:45:30,445
We'll go on fly, 'cause
that's where we're at,
1350
00:45:30,446 --> 00:45:32,080
- and we're flying it, We're right there.
- Fly, fly.
1351
00:45:32,081 --> 00:45:33,282
- I know we're buzzing around it.
- I like that.
1352
00:45:33,283 --> 00:45:34,783
Zzz, Y-L-F.
1353
00:45:34,784 --> 00:45:36,785
And it's a word scramble,
and it's life.
1354
00:45:36,786 --> 00:45:38,553
For some reason, I can't
get "fly" out of my mind,
1355
00:45:38,554 --> 00:45:39,988
and now I'm going
Lopez, Jennifer Lopez.
1356
00:45:39,989 --> 00:45:41,657
- Is it a fly girl?
- Superfly.
1357
00:45:41,658 --> 00:45:43,892
Pop fly? Uh, excavation.
1358
00:45:43,893 --> 00:45:46,061
- Earthquakes, California.
- That's it! Write that down!
1359
00:45:46,062 --> 00:45:47,562
- Where? Where?
- Do it, do it, write it down, type it in.
1360
00:45:47,563 --> 00:45:49,131
- What am I doing?
- Would you please stop?
1361
00:45:49,132 --> 00:45:51,767
- No, we're working.
- No, we're working.
1362
00:45:51,768 --> 00:45:55,904
Yeah, and that's a Sharpie,
by the way, genius.
1363
00:45:55,905 --> 00:45:57,506
That's my fault.
1364
00:45:57,507 --> 00:45:59,741
Go ahead and wash that.
1365
00:45:59,742 --> 00:46:02,277
Look, guys, I'm sorry,
but you're not helping.
1366
00:46:02,278 --> 00:46:03,745
You're just saying a lot
of words really fast
1367
00:46:03,746 --> 00:46:05,047
that mean nothing.
1368
00:46:05,048 --> 00:46:07,249
To find the bug, we need
to scan the user logs
1369
00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:09,318
and review the code until we
find the programmer's mistake.
1370
00:46:09,319 --> 00:46:10,619
It's the only way.
1371
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:12,254
Except what if it's
not the only way?
1372
00:46:12,255 --> 00:46:14,222
- Go.
- Okay, you said that someone programmed it.
1373
00:46:14,223 --> 00:46:15,657
That means some person
1374
00:46:15,658 --> 00:46:18,293
- in this building wrote that code.
- A human being.
1375
00:46:18,294 --> 00:46:20,495
Let's just give him a
name and call him Tony.
1376
00:46:20,496 --> 00:46:22,798
- Tony.
- Let's say Tony likes kayaking.
1377
00:46:22,799 --> 00:46:23,671
Kayak.
1378
00:46:23,684 --> 00:46:24,566
All of a sudden, me and
Nick become friends
1379
00:46:24,567 --> 00:46:26,134
with Tony, We're throwing
a few beers back.
1380
00:46:26,135 --> 00:46:28,970
We're doing a little kayaking
with my main man, Tony.
1381
00:46:28,971 --> 00:46:31,106
Tony's bombed on
the open water.
1382
00:46:31,107 --> 00:46:32,074
Next thing you know,
1383
00:46:32,075 --> 00:46:34,076
we start gabbing
about audio bugs.
1384
00:46:34,077 --> 00:46:36,078
Yeah, I actually think
it's a great idea.
1385
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:37,412
- Good, great!
- Finally!
1386
00:46:37,413 --> 00:46:38,780
Dark and stormy, feeling us.
1387
00:46:38,781 --> 00:46:40,449
Yeah, no, feeling you
big-time, buddy.
1388
00:46:40,450 --> 00:46:42,217
- Terrific.
- You know what, in fact, why don't the two
1389
00:46:42,218 --> 00:46:44,419
of you guys right now go
and find the programmer.
1390
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:45,821
Great. Great idea.
1391
00:46:45,822 --> 00:46:47,021
Yo-Yo, who's our man?
1392
00:46:47,856 --> 00:46:50,092
His name is Charles Xavier.
1393
00:46:50,093 --> 00:46:52,160
- Charles Xavier.
- Perfect. Nick, write this down.
1394
00:46:52,161 --> 00:46:54,429
- Steel trap.
- Uh, he's a Professor.
1395
00:46:54,430 --> 00:46:55,831
At Stanford.
1396
00:46:55,832 --> 00:46:57,999
Yeah, just a few
minutes away, really.
1397
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,701
- Guys...
- And he's in a wheelchair.
1398
00:46:59,702 --> 00:47:00,936
Got it, Stanford, wheelchair.
1399
00:47:00,937 --> 00:47:02,537
- What else?
- Uh, oh, he's bald.
1400
00:47:02,538 --> 00:47:04,740
Might be with his best friend
who wears a metal helmet.
1401
00:47:04,741 --> 00:47:06,608
- Wears a fitted suit.
- He looks like a geneticist.
1402
00:47:06,609 --> 00:47:08,377
More, more, more, more.
Go on, hit us, hit us.
1403
00:47:08,378 --> 00:47:10,712
- Has a British accent.
- British? With my ear, we're done.
1404
00:47:10,713 --> 00:47:12,414
Okay, keep searching,
Think fly, think bug.
1405
00:47:12,415 --> 00:47:13,849
I promise you, somehow,
1406
00:47:13,850 --> 00:47:15,250
- this intersects with Goldblum.
- Billy!
1407
00:47:15,251 --> 00:47:16,651
- Let's get a move on.
- Goldblum, of course.
1408
00:47:16,652 --> 00:47:18,152
All right, back to work, guys.
1409
00:47:20,756 --> 00:47:23,758
Hey, Professor, what up!
1410
00:47:27,596 --> 00:47:29,331
Professor Charles Xavier?
1411
00:47:29,332 --> 00:47:30,599
Very funny.
1412
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,300
British. Listen,
Professor Xavier,
1413
00:47:32,301 --> 00:47:34,669
sorry to bother you. If we
could just talk to you for...
1414
00:47:34,670 --> 00:47:35,804
Gentlemen, I don't
have time for his.
1415
00:47:35,805 --> 00:47:36,838
Okay, Professor Xavier,
1416
00:47:36,839 --> 00:47:38,140
we know that it's you,
1417
00:47:38,141 --> 00:47:39,841
and listen, we really
need your help.
1418
00:47:39,842 --> 00:47:41,510
All right, you-you found me out.
1419
00:47:41,511 --> 00:47:42,944
I am Charles Xavier,
1420
00:47:42,945 --> 00:47:45,614
and that's Cyclops,
1421
00:47:45,615 --> 00:47:47,349
and Rogue.
1422
00:47:47,350 --> 00:47:48,417
We're all here.
1423
00:47:48,418 --> 00:47:49,751
Now, come closer.
1424
00:47:49,752 --> 00:47:50,919
I want to share some
1425
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,021
of my telekinetic
wisdom with you.
1426
00:47:53,022 --> 00:47:54,623
Well, I want you
to share with me,
1427
00:47:54,624 --> 00:47:56,144
'cause I want to know
about these bugs.
1428
00:47:58,628 --> 00:48:00,362
Assholes!
1429
00:48:00,363 --> 00:48:02,697
Oh, you maniacal monster!
1430
00:48:02,698 --> 00:48:05,400
Professor Xavier
is a total dick!
1431
00:48:05,401 --> 00:48:07,302
Yo to the yo.
1432
00:48:07,303 --> 00:48:09,137
Where are we at on ensuring
it wasn't a networking issue?
1433
00:48:09,138 --> 00:48:10,772
Confirmed there was
no packet lost.
1434
00:48:10,773 --> 00:48:12,007
Almost done checking on
whether the encryption
1435
00:48:12,008 --> 00:48:13,208
had the wrong certificate.
1436
00:48:13,209 --> 00:48:14,643
I'm sorry, almost?
1437
00:48:14,644 --> 00:48:15,777
Uh, you're either
done or you're not.
1438
00:48:15,778 --> 00:48:16,845
You can't be almost pregnant.
1439
00:48:16,846 --> 00:48:18,447
Yeah, hey, she
would know, guys.
1440
00:48:18,448 --> 00:48:20,315
You know what, why don't you
Google asshole, asshole?
1441
00:48:20,316 --> 00:48:22,217
She's right. It's
not good enough.
1442
00:48:22,218 --> 00:48:23,652
Get it together, Yo-Yo.
1443
00:48:23,653 --> 00:48:25,520
What the fuck was that?
1444
00:48:25,521 --> 00:48:28,023
I was punishing myself for
my inferior performance.
1445
00:48:28,024 --> 00:48:29,558
Well, that's good.
1446
00:48:29,559 --> 00:48:30,926
That's great. We got
crazy over here
1447
00:48:30,927 --> 00:48:33,028
- and crazy horny over here.
- Oh, let me guess.
1448
00:48:33,029 --> 00:48:35,063
- Big dick 'cause... little dick?
- Did your mind
1449
00:48:35,064 --> 00:48:36,665
just immediately go
to a penis joke?
1450
00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:37,833
- Is that, like, all you...
- Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
1451
00:48:37,834 --> 00:48:38,934
Was that not witty
enough for you?
1452
00:48:38,935 --> 00:48:40,268
Because I'm too busy working.
1453
00:48:40,269 --> 00:48:42,037
No, yeah, that's fine.
I just want you
1454
00:48:42,038 --> 00:48:43,438
to acknowledge the fact that
I'm winning the quip-off.
1455
00:48:43,439 --> 00:48:45,140
That's what you're
worried about right now?
1456
00:48:45,141 --> 00:48:46,675
Yes, that's really what
I'm worried about.
1457
00:48:46,676 --> 00:48:47,809
So you're more concerned
with snarky banter
1458
00:48:47,810 --> 00:48:49,076
- than actually winning?
- Yeah.
1459
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:55,050
The deadline's at the
end of the week, so...
1460
00:48:55,051 --> 00:48:56,718
Hey, hey.
1461
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,553
You guys find Professor Xavier?
1462
00:48:58,554 --> 00:48:59,688
Yeah, we found him.
1463
00:48:59,689 --> 00:49:00,889
Yeah, thanks so much for that.
1464
00:49:00,890 --> 00:49:02,057
That's, uh...
1465
00:49:02,058 --> 00:49:03,692
really great team spirit.
1466
00:49:03,693 --> 00:49:05,192
Mind sliding over here?
1467
00:49:06,228 --> 00:49:07,963
I'm sorry.
1468
00:49:07,964 --> 00:49:10,364
It really doesn't look like
there's enough room for you.
1469
00:49:12,701 --> 00:49:14,169
Have a great lunch.
1470
00:49:14,170 --> 00:49:15,269
Yeah, enjoy it.
1471
00:49:16,771 --> 00:49:18,405
Billy Okay, let's see here.
1472
00:49:20,308 --> 00:49:22,344
Let's see.
1473
00:49:22,345 --> 00:49:24,379
- See anything?
- Oh, there's an opening.
1474
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:27,314
Is that taken? Okay.
It's taken.
1475
00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:33,053
Let's go over here.
1476
00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:36,858
Hi, Headphones. You
mind if we sit here?
1477
00:49:38,336 --> 00:49:39,394
I think we can take that
1478
00:49:39,395 --> 00:49:40,862
- as a yes.
- All right.
1479
00:49:40,863 --> 00:49:43,331
We're gonna have
to at this point.
1480
00:49:43,332 --> 00:49:45,200
How you doing, bud?
1481
00:49:45,201 --> 00:49:47,102
He doesn't even know we exist.
1482
00:49:47,103 --> 00:49:49,271
He's like some kind of a
superhero on this computer.
1483
00:49:49,272 --> 00:49:51,306
Look at him, He's just
crushing his thing
1484
00:49:51,307 --> 00:49:52,641
and kicking ass.
1485
00:49:52,642 --> 00:49:54,009
Do you remember
what it felt like
1486
00:49:54,010 --> 00:49:56,211
to be that good at something?
1487
00:49:56,212 --> 00:49:58,413
Look at this!
1488
00:49:58,414 --> 00:49:59,548
William.
1489
00:49:59,549 --> 00:50:00,882
Nicholas.
1490
00:50:00,883 --> 00:50:03,285
Person I don't know.
1491
00:50:03,286 --> 00:50:05,153
Figured I'd find you at
the cool kids' table.
1492
00:50:05,154 --> 00:50:08,490
It's like a confederacy
of outcasts out here.
1493
00:50:08,491 --> 00:50:10,292
Heard you had a
day trip to, uh,
1494
00:50:10,293 --> 00:50:11,693
Palo Alto?
1495
00:50:11,694 --> 00:50:15,330
Home of Silicon Valley and
also the X-Men, apparently.
1496
00:50:15,331 --> 00:50:17,032
Where are you going
with this, Graham?
1497
00:50:17,033 --> 00:50:19,501
Oh, I just wanted to
let you guys know,
1498
00:50:19,502 --> 00:50:20,902
we won the bug challenge.
1499
00:50:20,903 --> 00:50:22,637
What are you gonna
do about it, boys?
1500
00:50:22,638 --> 00:50:24,539
I wouldn't worry if I was you
about what we're gonna do
1501
00:50:24,540 --> 00:50:26,374
or what we're not gonna do,
We're gonna be just fine.
1502
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:28,043
You're gonna be fine?
All right.
1503
00:50:28,044 --> 00:50:29,344
Keep telling yourself that.
1504
00:50:29,345 --> 00:50:31,546
See you all-stars at
the intramural fields
1505
00:50:31,547 --> 00:50:32,881
for the next
challenge I'll win.
1506
00:50:32,882 --> 00:50:35,150
Sports. Something we
know about, baby.
1507
00:50:35,151 --> 00:50:36,718
Something we know a
lot about, baby.
1508
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,486
- Come on, now.
- Look at me.
1509
00:50:38,487 --> 00:50:39,721
For real.
1510
00:51:01,610 --> 00:51:04,679
All right, teams, welcome
to the Quidditch pitch.
1511
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,348
Let's have a good,
clean match, Nooglers.
1512
00:51:13,955 --> 00:51:15,590
Fatty, don't touch the ball.
1513
00:51:15,591 --> 00:51:17,592
Okay, rules. The Beaters toss
the Bludgers at the Chasers
1514
00:51:17,593 --> 00:51:19,561
before they can get the Quaffle
through the three rings.
1515
00:51:19,562 --> 00:51:21,363
No blagging, no blatching, no
bumphing, no haversacking.
1516
00:51:21,364 --> 00:51:23,231
I don't want to see
any Quaffle-pocking.
1517
00:51:23,232 --> 00:51:25,467
No Imperius curses,
no Confundus charms.
1518
00:51:25,468 --> 00:51:27,569
In the unlikely event
of a Dementor attack,
1519
00:51:27,570 --> 00:51:29,170
use a Patronus charm.
1520
00:51:29,171 --> 00:51:31,406
I recommend the stag, but
that's a personal decision.
1521
00:51:31,407 --> 00:51:33,108
Lyle, Lyle, Lyle, these
beautiful idiots
1522
00:51:33,109 --> 00:51:34,142
have no idea what
you're talking about.
1523
00:51:34,143 --> 00:51:35,477
Use your Muggle words.
Come on.
1524
00:51:35,478 --> 00:51:36,945
Come on, Lyle, you're
making me feel
1525
00:51:36,946 --> 00:51:38,580
like I'm back in
math class, okay?
1526
00:51:38,581 --> 00:51:41,650
You got a couple savants here
with eye-hand coordination.
1527
00:51:41,651 --> 00:51:43,985
Just say "game on"
and let us play.
1528
00:51:43,986 --> 00:51:45,587
Fair enough, Version 2.0.
1529
00:51:45,588 --> 00:51:46,688
Peg them with the kick balls
1530
00:51:46,689 --> 00:51:47,989
before they throw the volleyball
1531
00:51:47,990 --> 00:51:49,124
through the hoop.
1532
00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:50,458
Brooms in, people.
1533
00:51:50,459 --> 00:51:51,626
Hufflepuff on three.
1534
00:51:51,627 --> 00:51:53,595
One, two, three...
1535
00:51:53,596 --> 00:51:54,596
Hufflepuff!
1536
00:51:54,597 --> 00:51:55,664
Yeah, son!
1537
00:51:55,665 --> 00:51:56,865
Yeah, let's get it.
1538
00:51:56,866 --> 00:51:58,633
All right, game time.
1539
00:51:58,634 --> 00:52:00,567
Let's get Huff-tarded in here.
1540
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,477
No mercy! No mercy!
1541
00:52:09,478 --> 00:52:11,746
Tips down!
1542
00:52:11,747 --> 00:52:13,248
Blue team, ready?
1543
00:52:13,249 --> 00:52:14,883
Ready!
1544
00:52:14,884 --> 00:52:16,785
Red team, ready?
1545
00:52:16,786 --> 00:52:17,886
Bangarang!
1546
00:52:17,887 --> 00:52:19,687
Brooms up!
1547
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,301
Ball!
1548
00:52:33,302 --> 00:52:36,304
All right, slam it!
1549
00:52:36,305 --> 00:52:37,672
- Nice.
- Yeah!
1550
00:52:37,673 --> 00:52:38,940
Yeah!
1551
00:52:38,941 --> 00:52:41,309
Ten points Blue.
1552
00:52:41,310 --> 00:52:42,444
Billy, Billy, talk to me!
1553
00:52:42,445 --> 00:52:43,812
- What do I do?
- What are we doing?
1554
00:52:43,813 --> 00:52:45,146
- How do I do it?
- It's chaos!
1555
00:52:45,147 --> 00:52:47,448
Come on, you got it.
1556
00:52:48,950 --> 00:52:50,218
Billy, I'm lost.
1557
00:52:50,219 --> 00:52:51,953
Just hit them, hit them!
1558
00:52:51,954 --> 00:52:54,456
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's happening?
1559
00:52:54,457 --> 00:52:56,491
Lyle!
1560
00:52:56,492 --> 00:52:58,326
What the hell was that?
1561
00:52:58,327 --> 00:53:00,328
Why don't you try looking
up and giving a shit, man?
1562
00:53:00,329 --> 00:53:02,397
Come on!
1563
00:53:02,398 --> 00:53:03,898
I can't take this! What am I supposed...
Come get me.
1564
00:53:03,899 --> 00:53:04,966
Who do I hit?
1565
00:53:04,967 --> 00:53:06,234
- No, no!
- Come get hit.
1566
00:53:06,235 --> 00:53:07,302
Who wants to fight?
1567
00:53:07,303 --> 00:53:08,536
I want somebody to hit!
1568
00:53:08,537 --> 00:53:09,871
Get the broom between
the legs, folks.
1569
00:53:09,872 --> 00:53:11,206
My bad. Let's go, let's go.
1570
00:53:11,207 --> 00:53:12,707
Lesson learned, lesson
learned, lesson learned.
1571
00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:15,110
What the fuck does this
have to do with computers?
1572
00:53:15,111 --> 00:53:16,578
- I'm winning.
- Stop.
1573
00:53:16,579 --> 00:53:17,945
Don't move, fatty.
1574
00:53:25,621 --> 00:53:26,821
Blue, ten points.
1575
00:53:26,822 --> 00:53:28,255
Ball!
1576
00:53:28,923 --> 00:53:30,424
Thank you.
1577
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:33,661
What?! What?!
1578
00:53:33,662 --> 00:53:34,662
Time-out.
1579
00:53:34,663 --> 00:53:35,963
Time!
1580
00:53:38,633 --> 00:53:40,535
Bring it in, guys. Come
on, let's huddle up.
1581
00:53:40,536 --> 00:53:41,669
Good work, everybody.
1582
00:53:41,670 --> 00:53:42,971
Everybody except for you, Zach.
1583
00:53:42,972 --> 00:53:44,939
- It's over.
- Yeah, our team's a joke.
1584
00:53:44,940 --> 00:53:46,141
Well, I ain't laughing.
1585
00:53:46,142 --> 00:53:47,342
What about you, Billy?
1586
00:53:47,343 --> 00:53:48,443
Hell, no.
1587
00:53:48,444 --> 00:53:50,545
Listen, we need to
get our minds right
1588
00:53:50,546 --> 00:53:51,913
and start believing.
1589
00:53:51,914 --> 00:53:52,981
This reminds me
of a little girl
1590
00:53:52,982 --> 00:53:54,015
who had to get her head right
1591
00:53:54,016 --> 00:53:55,049
and start believing,
1592
00:53:55,050 --> 00:53:56,317
a little girl from a steel town
1593
00:53:56,318 --> 00:53:57,652
who had the dream to dance.
1594
00:53:57,653 --> 00:53:59,420
No one believed in that
little welder girl,
1595
00:53:59,421 --> 00:54:01,055
but thank God she
believed in herself.
1596
00:54:01,056 --> 00:54:02,056
Are you talking
about Flashdance?
1597
00:54:02,057 --> 00:54:03,124
The movie from the '80s?
1598
00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:04,425
Yeah, you're damn right I am.
1599
00:54:04,426 --> 00:54:05,426
That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
1600
00:54:05,427 --> 00:54:07,128
- Got it.
- The deck was stacked
1601
00:54:07,129 --> 00:54:09,264
against Alex, and you know
how she overcame those odds?
1602
00:54:09,265 --> 00:54:10,832
By believing in
herself and trying.
1603
00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:13,568
She literally had
to become a maniac.
1604
00:54:13,569 --> 00:54:15,603
Have any of you ever
been called a maniac?
1605
00:54:15,604 --> 00:54:16,638
Maybe because you were
1606
00:54:16,639 --> 00:54:17,639
a little bit different?
1607
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,007
My Mom calls me a maniac
1608
00:54:19,008 --> 00:54:20,208
every night when I
tell her I love her.
1609
00:54:20,209 --> 00:54:21,476
Of course she does, Yo-Yo.
1610
00:54:21,477 --> 00:54:23,812
You are a little
bit, in a good way.
1611
00:54:23,813 --> 00:54:24,846
Well, guess what.
1612
00:54:24,847 --> 00:54:26,281
That old Bill Gates,
1613
00:54:26,282 --> 00:54:28,283
- they called him a maniac, too.
- No question.
1614
00:54:28,284 --> 00:54:30,685
Yeah, I don't think anyone
ever called him a maniac.
1615
00:54:30,686 --> 00:54:32,520
- I just called him a maniac.
- Okay, damn it, guys.
1616
00:54:32,521 --> 00:54:34,022
- You guys are getting off the point here.
- You're right.
1617
00:54:34,023 --> 00:54:35,323
She had to strip
down to nothing.
1618
00:54:35,324 --> 00:54:37,192
She had to sit in that
chair and arch her back,
1619
00:54:37,193 --> 00:54:38,326
and she pulled a
chain to nowhere,
1620
00:54:38,327 --> 00:54:39,494
and doused herself with water.
1621
00:54:39,495 --> 00:54:41,029
Yeah, where did that
water come from?
1622
00:54:41,030 --> 00:54:42,730
- Who knows?
- It came from her belief
1623
00:54:42,731 --> 00:54:44,165
that it was there.
1624
00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,267
She believed so hard she found
herself with an audition
1625
00:54:46,268 --> 00:54:48,169
in front of those stuffed
shirts at the dance school,
1626
00:54:48,170 --> 00:54:51,639
and she spun... oh, and
she spun and she spun
1627
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,341
and she spun and she spun
1628
00:54:53,342 --> 00:54:55,410
and she spun herself
into that dance school.
1629
00:54:55,411 --> 00:54:57,679
And she spun herself
into our hearts.
1630
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,080
Now,
1631
00:54:59,081 --> 00:55:00,415
in the second half
1632
00:55:00,416 --> 00:55:02,450
of whatever the hell you
guys call this game,
1633
00:55:02,451 --> 00:55:04,886
can't we all be that
little welder girl
1634
00:55:04,887 --> 00:55:06,454
who wants to be
something more?
1635
00:55:06,455 --> 00:55:07,989
Now, look, I know you
guys aren't excited
1636
00:55:07,990 --> 00:55:10,291
that we're on your
team, but we're here.
1637
00:55:10,292 --> 00:55:12,493
Guys, we're in this
thing together.
1638
00:55:12,494 --> 00:55:14,629
So I'm asking you,
believe in yourselves,
1639
00:55:14,630 --> 00:55:15,762
believe in each other.
1640
00:55:16,865 --> 00:55:18,833
Let's put on our leg warmers,
1641
00:55:18,834 --> 00:55:20,902
and let's dance our asses off.
1642
00:55:20,903 --> 00:55:23,304
Come here, you little lovable maniacs.
Get in here.
1643
00:55:23,305 --> 00:55:25,573
All right, now, I got an idea
that I think would make.
1644
00:55:25,574 --> 00:55:27,075
Bear Bryant smile. No idea
1645
00:55:27,076 --> 00:55:28,508
who that is, but
we're listening.
1646
00:55:32,448 --> 00:55:34,648
Let's go!
1647
00:55:36,784 --> 00:55:38,119
Stuart!
1648
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:39,720
Neha!
1649
00:55:41,189 --> 00:55:42,390
Lyle, hit me!
1650
00:55:42,391 --> 00:55:44,692
Got it, got it, got it, got it!
1651
00:55:44,693 --> 00:55:45,726
Yeah!
1652
00:55:46,762 --> 00:55:48,996
Baby!
1653
00:55:54,670 --> 00:55:57,671
Blind her! I'm going in!
1654
00:55:58,907 --> 00:56:00,041
Yeah!
1655
00:56:00,042 --> 00:56:02,276
Yes!
1656
00:56:09,518 --> 00:56:10,751
Yo-Yo!
1657
00:56:12,253 --> 00:56:15,123
Yeah! Eat it, Malfoy! Suck it!
1658
00:56:19,161 --> 00:56:21,095
See ya!
1659
00:56:21,096 --> 00:56:22,664
Coming at you, Nick!
1660
00:56:24,133 --> 00:56:25,333
Yeah!
1661
00:56:25,334 --> 00:56:27,001
Who's on Blondie?
1662
00:56:27,002 --> 00:56:30,170
All right, let's go, boys.
1663
00:56:31,173 --> 00:56:33,975
Okay.
1664
00:56:33,976 --> 00:56:35,376
Pick and roll.
1665
00:56:35,377 --> 00:56:36,411
Stockton to Malone!
1666
00:56:36,412 --> 00:56:38,446
She shoots, she scores, baby!
1667
00:56:38,447 --> 00:56:40,480
- Baby, what's up?!
- Yeah!
1668
00:56:41,716 --> 00:56:42,817
Tie game!
1669
00:56:42,818 --> 00:56:44,018
Where were you? Huh?
1670
00:56:44,019 --> 00:56:45,519
I had to use the restroom.
I'm sorry.
1671
00:56:50,359 --> 00:56:51,993
It's the Golden Snitch!
1672
00:56:51,994 --> 00:56:54,128
Who the fuck is this now?
1673
00:56:54,129 --> 00:56:55,697
Zach, get over here.
1674
00:56:55,698 --> 00:56:58,433
All right, Fatface, I think
it's time to fake an injury.
1675
00:56:58,434 --> 00:57:00,334
I don't know how
to fake an injury.
1676
00:57:01,837 --> 00:57:03,871
Man down.
1677
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,773
Get the tennis ball and we win!
1678
00:57:15,316 --> 00:57:17,051
Run, you big tree!
1679
00:57:17,052 --> 00:57:18,786
Aah! Go!
1680
00:57:18,787 --> 00:57:22,022
Come on, ref, you
gonna call that?!
1681
00:57:35,004 --> 00:57:36,436
Yeah! Yeah!
1682
00:57:46,181 --> 00:57:48,116
You can't be serious. That
bitch just snaked me.
1683
00:57:48,117 --> 00:57:49,517
That's got to be illegal.
1684
00:57:49,518 --> 00:57:51,619
Sorry, if I didn't see
it, I can't call it.
1685
00:57:51,620 --> 00:57:53,888
You okay there, Golden Boy?
1686
00:57:53,889 --> 00:57:54,956
Yeah, the Snitch is fine.
1687
00:57:54,957 --> 00:57:56,424
G.D. it!
1688
00:57:56,425 --> 00:57:57,892
Don't start that, Yo-Yo.
1689
00:57:57,893 --> 00:57:59,127
You did your best
1690
00:57:59,128 --> 00:58:01,362
out there today.
That's the first time
1691
00:58:01,363 --> 00:58:03,297
we all came together as a team.
1692
00:58:03,298 --> 00:58:05,233
Goddamn it, Billy's right.
1693
00:58:05,234 --> 00:58:06,968
Let's keep it rolling.
1694
00:58:06,969 --> 00:58:08,536
Just keep it rolling.
1695
00:58:08,537 --> 00:58:10,505
Come on, let's get a frosty.
1696
00:58:10,506 --> 00:58:13,441
- Nick?
- Yeah?
1697
00:58:13,442 --> 00:58:15,777
Would I be wrong to
call you my brother?
1698
00:58:15,778 --> 00:58:17,512
Of course not. I'd do anything
1699
00:58:17,513 --> 00:58:18,946
for my little show pony.
1700
00:58:18,947 --> 00:58:20,515
Look at me. Anything.
1701
00:58:20,516 --> 00:58:22,749
I'm gonna need you to
ice my balls for me.
1702
00:58:25,887 --> 00:58:28,422
Brother!
1703
00:58:33,461 --> 00:58:36,064
Nick Oh, boy.
1704
00:58:36,065 --> 00:58:39,000
Time to shut the engines
down for a little bit and...
1705
00:58:39,001 --> 00:58:41,002
take a load off, Nicky.
1706
00:58:41,003 --> 00:58:42,703
Oh, boy. What would I do
1707
00:58:42,704 --> 00:58:46,240
- without these babies?
- This is a "shh" zone.
1708
00:58:46,241 --> 00:58:48,076
Hi. Hey.
1709
00:58:48,077 --> 00:58:49,577
Sorry.
1710
00:58:49,578 --> 00:58:51,079
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
1711
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,315
By the way, thank you for
sending me to that seminar.
1712
00:58:54,316 --> 00:58:56,217
It was actually
pretty interesting.
1713
00:58:56,218 --> 00:58:57,285
Really?
1714
00:58:57,286 --> 00:58:58,553
Absolutely.
1715
00:58:58,554 --> 00:59:00,154
What have you been up to?
1716
00:59:00,155 --> 00:59:01,823
I'm gonna go.
1717
00:59:01,824 --> 00:59:03,324
No, no, no, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
1718
00:59:03,325 --> 00:59:05,159
You were here
first, I'll leave.
1719
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,461
Sorry.
1720
00:59:06,462 --> 00:59:08,262
Uh, one thing before I
go, Quick question.
1721
00:59:08,263 --> 00:59:09,764
If I was to invite someone out
1722
00:59:09,765 --> 00:59:12,133
to a really nice dinner around
here, where would I go?
1723
00:59:12,134 --> 00:59:14,135
Um...
1724
00:59:14,136 --> 00:59:15,770
I wouldn't know, actually.
1725
00:59:15,771 --> 00:59:18,406
I spend most of my
time on campus.
1726
00:59:18,407 --> 00:59:20,708
What?! That's criminal!
1727
00:59:20,709 --> 00:59:22,743
Has it occurred to you that
I work hard for a reason?
1728
00:59:22,744 --> 00:59:24,445
Hmm? This may sound silly
1729
00:59:24,446 --> 00:59:26,948
to you, but I actually
believe that what we do here
1730
00:59:26,949 --> 00:59:28,850
helps make people's lives
a little bit better.
1731
00:59:28,851 --> 00:59:30,718
No, no, no. I'm not
saying that sounds silly.
1732
00:59:30,719 --> 00:59:32,120
I think it's admirable.
I agree.
1733
00:59:32,121 --> 00:59:33,321
I'm just saying that sometimes
1734
00:59:33,322 --> 00:59:35,389
with all the work,
that you can...
1735
00:59:35,390 --> 00:59:38,126
forget about the person
that matters the most.
1736
00:59:38,127 --> 00:59:40,628
Is this a nap pod
or a convo pod?
1737
00:59:40,629 --> 00:59:42,930
Oh, that's right-
it's a nap pod.
1738
00:59:42,931 --> 00:59:44,966
- Shh!
- Yikes.
1739
00:59:44,967 --> 00:59:46,634
I know where you're
going with this.
1740
00:59:46,635 --> 00:59:47,768
- Where?
- You think I'm some
1741
00:59:47,769 --> 00:59:49,203
30-year-old exec who's devoted
1742
00:59:49,204 --> 00:59:50,738
her entire life to her career.
1743
00:59:50,739 --> 00:59:53,508
Right? And one day I'm gonna
wake up wanting more.
1744
00:59:53,509 --> 00:59:55,610
Stop me if I'm off base here.
1745
00:59:55,611 --> 00:59:56,944
- No?
- Well, no...
1746
00:59:56,945 --> 00:59:58,479
What else does your
intuition tell you?
1747
00:59:58,480 --> 00:59:59,947
That, um, I can't go
on Facebook anymore
1748
00:59:59,948 --> 01:00:01,682
because it's nothing but
happy couples gloating
1749
01:00:01,683 --> 01:00:03,618
about their perfect little
babies in those tiny socks
1750
01:00:03,619 --> 01:00:05,119
that look like
goddamn sneakers?
1751
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,522
Oh, yeah, yeah, the
little Chuck Taylors.
1752
01:00:07,523 --> 01:00:08,723
Only I'm ten years
too late, right?
1753
01:00:08,724 --> 01:00:10,024
Because while I've been working
1754
01:00:10,025 --> 01:00:11,893
so hard, I missed out
on all the bad dates
1755
01:00:11,894 --> 01:00:14,495
and the assholes, and now
I'm running out of time.
1756
01:00:14,496 --> 01:00:16,931
No one told me it was a
game of musical chairs.
1757
01:00:16,932 --> 01:00:18,666
And by the time I
figured it out,
1758
01:00:18,667 --> 01:00:21,002
you know, you can forget
it, it's too late.
1759
01:00:21,003 --> 01:00:22,536
Yeah.
1760
01:00:23,404 --> 01:00:25,773
Anyway...
1761
01:00:25,774 --> 01:00:29,677
anyway... is that kind of what
you were gonna say to me?
1762
01:00:29,678 --> 01:00:32,079
Well, no, I was gonna suggest
that you work harder,
1763
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:33,381
that you roll up your sleeves,
1764
01:00:33,382 --> 01:00:35,049
that you buckle down
and you get to work.
1765
01:00:35,050 --> 01:00:37,518
You can't change the world when
you're laying in a nap pod.
1766
01:00:37,519 --> 01:00:39,487
No, but honestly,
1767
01:00:39,488 --> 01:00:41,255
if any of what you
were just saying
1768
01:00:41,256 --> 01:00:43,558
applies even slightly to
yourself, you might want
1769
01:00:43,559 --> 01:00:44,992
to think about doing
something about it.
1770
01:00:44,993 --> 01:00:46,494
And that's not me
1771
01:00:46,495 --> 01:00:48,229
preaching at you, That's
coming from someone who,
1772
01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:50,932
when they wake up, the first
thing on their calendar
1773
01:00:50,933 --> 01:00:52,433
is regret.
1774
01:00:52,434 --> 01:00:54,701
Now, that's not
a good feeling.
1775
01:00:57,439 --> 01:00:59,040
Anyway, I should go.
1776
01:00:59,041 --> 01:01:00,575
Thank you!
1777
01:01:00,576 --> 01:01:03,411
- But before I go...
- Ah, geez!
1778
01:01:03,412 --> 01:01:05,546
Just bear with me. I
want to throw down
1779
01:01:05,547 --> 01:01:06,948
a challenge for you
1780
01:01:06,949 --> 01:01:09,116
to go out to dinner
before I leave town.
1781
01:01:09,117 --> 01:01:11,986
- I'll let you know if a window opens up.
- Great.
1782
01:01:11,987 --> 01:01:13,554
And if it does,
don't minimize it.
1783
01:01:13,555 --> 01:01:15,423
Don't click that
little red "X"
1784
01:01:15,424 --> 01:01:16,424
in the corner.
1785
01:01:16,425 --> 01:01:17,825
See? I'm getting it.
1786
01:01:17,826 --> 01:01:19,227
I get it.
1787
01:01:19,228 --> 01:01:21,195
Okay.
1788
01:01:21,196 --> 01:01:23,330
Shh. Go back to sleep.
1789
01:01:29,303 --> 01:01:30,905
Hey, Chetty.
1790
01:01:30,906 --> 01:01:33,874
Pretty good effort on the, uh,
Quidditch field yesterday,
1791
01:01:33,875 --> 01:01:35,076
huh?
1792
01:01:35,077 --> 01:01:38,713
It was a game throwing
balls, and you lost.
1793
01:01:38,714 --> 01:01:40,781
Yeah, but we really rallied
the second half, I think.
1794
01:01:40,782 --> 01:01:42,650
Uh, kind of a spiritual
victory for us.
1795
01:01:42,651 --> 01:01:45,119
Well, perhaps you'll
land a spiritual job.
1796
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,855
You know, Mr. McMahon,
the admissions committee
1797
01:01:47,856 --> 01:01:50,258
was split on you, You
made it by one vote.
1798
01:01:50,259 --> 01:01:52,627
That deciding member thought
you showed promise.
1799
01:01:52,628 --> 01:01:54,528
It's clear now
1800
01:01:54,529 --> 01:01:56,631
that... he was wrong.
1801
01:01:56,632 --> 01:02:00,033
Sometimes the long shots
pay off the biggest.
1802
01:02:01,068 --> 01:02:02,570
Enjoy your pudding.
1803
01:02:02,571 --> 01:02:05,273
I will.
1804
01:02:05,274 --> 01:02:06,907
Oh, and, Chetty?
1805
01:02:06,908 --> 01:02:08,342
Not for nothing,
1806
01:02:08,343 --> 01:02:10,610
can't get me not to like you.
1807
01:02:18,152 --> 01:02:20,221
All right, guys, let's
take this new team spirit,
1808
01:02:20,222 --> 01:02:22,823
and let's apply it to this next
app challenge. We got this.
1809
01:02:22,824 --> 01:02:24,892
Yo, it'd help if we had
an idea for an app.
1810
01:02:24,893 --> 01:02:28,095
You bet your sweet ass
it would, Stewie. No.
1811
01:02:28,096 --> 01:02:30,498
- Never Stewie.
- Okay, you don't like "Stewie."
1812
01:02:30,499 --> 01:02:32,266
Perimeter breach
acknowledged, Stuart.
1813
01:02:32,267 --> 01:02:34,769
It'll feel good when
this one warms up to me.
1814
01:02:34,770 --> 01:02:36,237
You know it's gonna
happen, right?
1815
01:02:36,238 --> 01:02:37,438
I'll break you down like
a two-by-four, bronco.
1816
01:02:37,439 --> 01:02:38,439
Watch me do it.
1817
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:39,507
Okay, come on, guys,
1818
01:02:39,508 --> 01:02:40,808
let's brainstorm this puppy.
1819
01:02:40,809 --> 01:02:42,376
We're gonna put the
coffee in the pot,
1820
01:02:42,377 --> 01:02:43,778
and we're gonna let it percolate.
Let's go!
1821
01:02:43,779 --> 01:02:45,212
I think it'll be
helpful to explore
1822
01:02:45,213 --> 01:02:46,614
what apps have been most
popular in the past.
1823
01:02:46,615 --> 01:02:48,115
- Go.
- Go backwards to go forwards.
1824
01:02:48,116 --> 01:02:49,850
- Oh, and we can bin it, you know?
- Fall out.
1825
01:02:49,851 --> 01:02:51,319
Uh, categorize needle-movers
by type of user.
1826
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:52,687
You're gonna do what?
There you go, Neha.
1827
01:02:52,688 --> 01:02:54,188
Hit it both by
function and by user.
1828
01:02:54,189 --> 01:02:56,190
The old two-prong. You're on
the forest moon of Endor,
1829
01:02:56,191 --> 01:02:57,958
taking out the shield
generator, and you're launching
1830
01:02:57,959 --> 01:02:59,160
an offensive with
Admiral Ackbar.
1831
01:02:59,161 --> 01:03:00,895
It's not a trap.
1832
01:03:00,896 --> 01:03:02,997
All right, guys, I don't want to
kill the momentum, or the mojo
1833
01:03:02,998 --> 01:03:05,266
that you have cooking,
but to be fair with you,
1834
01:03:05,267 --> 01:03:07,668
needles and categories,
they don't use apps.
1835
01:03:07,669 --> 01:03:08,703
People use apps.
1836
01:03:08,704 --> 01:03:09,970
So I have an idea-
1837
01:03:09,971 --> 01:03:11,605
nowdays, people are
taking pictures, right?
1838
01:03:11,606 --> 01:03:13,107
They have their phones
now, They're out.
1839
01:03:13,108 --> 01:03:14,942
Something catches their
eye, they want to take it.
1840
01:03:14,943 --> 01:03:17,144
But then the photo's just
sitting there-what if they
1841
01:03:17,145 --> 01:03:18,946
take that photo and
instantaneously
1842
01:03:18,947 --> 01:03:20,448
put it out there on the line
1843
01:03:20,449 --> 01:03:21,782
and they share it
with their friends?
1844
01:03:21,783 --> 01:03:23,651
That's Instagram.
It already exists.
1845
01:03:23,652 --> 01:03:25,820
It's one of the most
popular apps in the world.
1846
01:03:25,821 --> 01:03:27,577
Facebook bought 'em for,
like, a billion dollars.
1847
01:03:27,590 --> 01:03:29,357
That's "billion" with a "B."
1848
01:03:29,358 --> 01:03:31,058
Oh, no, no. Mine is very
different than that.
1849
01:03:31,059 --> 01:03:34,328
Because, in mine, you're taking
the photo instantaneously,
1850
01:03:34,329 --> 01:03:35,696
you're putting the photo
out there on the line.
1851
01:03:35,697 --> 01:03:38,065
On the line and I'm
creating an exchange.
1852
01:03:38,066 --> 01:03:39,834
- Yeah, that's Instagram.
- But mine's more
1853
01:03:39,835 --> 01:03:41,469
of a social sharing on the
line that's happening.
1854
01:03:41,470 --> 01:03:42,937
Online. Quick interjection.
1855
01:03:42,938 --> 01:03:45,239
When you keep saying "on the
line," you do mean "online"?
1856
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,242
Stuart, don't do that. You
don't do that to a man.
1857
01:03:48,243 --> 01:03:49,977
He's got a million-dollar
idea right here.
1858
01:03:49,978 --> 01:03:51,612
- Billion-dollar idea.
- Even better. Let him flow.
1859
01:03:51,613 --> 01:03:53,280
Nick, I appreciate it.
You can't bring me down.
1860
01:03:53,281 --> 01:03:55,149
I'm too positive. Come here, let
me share something with you.
1861
01:03:55,150 --> 01:03:57,551
- No.
- Please, come. I'm gonna explain this
1862
01:03:57,552 --> 01:03:58,953
to you in a way that's visual.
1863
01:03:58,954 --> 01:04:00,454
He's bigger than you.
Be careful.
1864
01:04:00,455 --> 01:04:02,757
So, now you're out
there, take a photo.
1865
01:04:02,758 --> 01:04:04,424
Just a pretend one. Go ahead.
1866
01:04:06,194 --> 01:04:08,496
Now you take that photo,
you put it on the line,
1867
01:04:08,497 --> 01:04:09,599
- Online.
- Put it on Twitter,
1868
01:04:09,690 --> 01:04:10,906
you put it on whatever you want.
1869
01:04:11,266 --> 01:04:12,700
That is Instagram.
1870
01:04:12,701 --> 01:04:14,235
- That's Instagram.
- Hundred percent.
1871
01:04:14,236 --> 01:04:16,404
- I get it. We're hip.
- We're not dummies.
1872
01:04:16,405 --> 01:04:19,140
Point taken. Now let's
go with my concept.
1873
01:04:19,141 --> 01:04:22,443
Now you've taken a
photo instantaneously,
1874
01:04:22,444 --> 01:04:23,911
or not instantaneously,
1875
01:04:23,912 --> 01:04:26,614
and then you take those
and you send those out
1876
01:04:26,615 --> 01:04:28,082
on the line.
1877
01:04:28,083 --> 01:04:30,751
- Online.
- You don't have to say shit.
1878
01:04:30,752 --> 01:04:32,753
You don't. You just say,
1879
01:04:32,754 --> 01:04:34,622
"I like that photo," and
you share that photo
1880
01:04:34,623 --> 01:04:35,990
instantaneously on the line.
1881
01:04:35,991 --> 01:04:37,458
- Online.
- With your friends.
1882
01:04:37,459 --> 01:04:38,759
Now everyone's exchanging ideas.
1883
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,294
Everyone's exchanging photos!
1884
01:04:40,295 --> 01:04:41,762
And that's why the photos
1885
01:04:41,763 --> 01:04:44,498
- that are being shared on the line...
- Online.
1886
01:04:44,499 --> 01:04:45,900
Will be known as
"Exchangeagram."
1887
01:04:45,901 --> 01:04:47,601
- Nice!
- Holy shitballs, Billy!
1888
01:04:47,602 --> 01:04:49,036
We don't have time for this.
1889
01:04:49,037 --> 01:04:50,738
Hello, fellow interns!
Graham Hawtrey here.
1890
01:04:50,739 --> 01:04:52,106
I've taken the liberty
1891
01:04:52,107 --> 01:04:54,909
of attaching a link
to our app, which has
1892
01:04:54,910 --> 01:04:57,778
already been downloaded 230 times.
Booyah!
1893
01:04:57,779 --> 01:04:59,647
Great.
1894
01:04:59,648 --> 01:05:01,015
We're gonna lose yet
another challenge,
1895
01:05:01,016 --> 01:05:02,450
we're not gonna
get these jobs,
1896
01:05:02,451 --> 01:05:04,051
and our lives are
basically ruined.
1897
01:05:04,052 --> 01:05:06,787
Okay, hold on a sec.
Your life isn't ruined.
1898
01:05:06,788 --> 01:05:07,988
You guys are 21 years old.
1899
01:05:07,989 --> 01:05:09,924
You have your whole
life in front of you.
1900
01:05:09,925 --> 01:05:11,892
Do you even know what it's
like to be 21 right now?
1901
01:05:11,893 --> 01:05:13,327
I mean, a quarter of the kids
1902
01:05:13,328 --> 01:05:14,929
coming out of college
can't even get jobs.
1903
01:05:14,930 --> 01:05:16,197
That's a correct statistic.
Mother says
1904
01:05:16,198 --> 01:05:18,165
you can work hard and
go to the right school,
1905
01:05:18,166 --> 01:05:19,767
but nothing is
guaranteed anymore.
1906
01:05:19,768 --> 01:05:22,403
That's life. Sorry.
1907
01:05:22,404 --> 01:05:23,938
These guys are right.
1908
01:05:23,939 --> 01:05:26,674
The whole American Dream thing
that you guys grew up on,
1909
01:05:26,675 --> 01:05:29,109
that's all it is
nowdays, a dream.
1910
01:05:29,110 --> 01:05:30,778
You're too young to
be this cynical.
1911
01:05:30,779 --> 01:05:32,646
Do you really see
the world this way?
1912
01:05:32,647 --> 01:05:34,148
That's not how we see it.
1913
01:05:34,149 --> 01:05:37,151
It's just... the way
things are now.
1914
01:05:37,152 --> 01:05:38,752
All right, that's it.
1915
01:05:38,753 --> 01:05:40,287
Everybody up. Here we go.
1916
01:05:40,288 --> 01:05:42,556
Let's do it.
Breath-of-fresh-air time.
1917
01:05:42,557 --> 01:05:43,757
Why? We have work to do.
1918
01:05:43,758 --> 01:05:44,792
- No, no, no.
- Uh-huh. Ah-ah!
1919
01:05:44,793 --> 01:05:46,126
Time to hit the reset button.
1920
01:05:46,127 --> 01:05:47,795
- Yeah.
- We're taking it to the street.
1921
01:05:47,796 --> 01:05:49,497
We're gonna get our heads
right, 'cause we need
1922
01:05:49,498 --> 01:05:51,165
to come together as a team,
'cause that's not happening.
1923
01:05:51,166 --> 01:05:52,733
- What about the app?
- This is bigger than an app.
1924
01:05:52,734 --> 01:05:54,401
Okay, and by the way,
we do have something
1925
01:05:54,402 --> 01:05:56,136
pretty terrific in our back
pocket with that Exchangeagram.
1926
01:05:56,137 --> 01:05:57,738
- Just let it marinate.
- Oh, we're holding four aces.
1927
01:05:57,739 --> 01:05:59,173
Stop saying no before
you give it a chance.
1928
01:05:59,174 --> 01:06:00,708
Oh, yeah, that's a winner.
Here we go.
1929
01:06:00,709 --> 01:06:01,976
Time to light it up forever
1930
01:06:01,977 --> 01:06:03,911
- and never go to sleep.
- Let's go.
1931
01:06:03,912 --> 01:06:06,981
Can we talk about this
"online, on the line" thing?
1932
01:06:06,982 --> 01:06:09,149
Please? We're gonna
follow the morons?
1933
01:06:09,150 --> 01:06:11,485
♪ Lookin' at, lookin'
at, lookin' at me ♪
1934
01:06:11,486 --> 01:06:14,054
♪ Look at that, look at how
they lookin' at me ♪
1935
01:06:14,055 --> 01:06:16,390
♪ Eyes all sticky like
honey on bees ♪
1936
01:06:16,391 --> 01:06:19,072
♪ Yeah, uh, uh Look at that,
look at how they lookin' at me... ♪
1937
01:06:27,068 --> 01:06:28,301
Eh...
1938
01:06:33,842 --> 01:06:35,276
Oh, xièxie!
1939
01:06:35,277 --> 01:06:38,178
My friend here says there's
1940
01:06:38,179 --> 01:06:40,281
a dance club down the street
that's supposed to be great.
1941
01:06:40,282 --> 01:06:41,882
- You're shitting me.
- No, I shit you not.
1942
01:06:41,883 --> 01:06:43,217
Come on, let's hit it.
1943
01:06:43,218 --> 01:06:45,386
♪ Driving my car
to a foreign place ♪
1944
01:06:45,387 --> 01:06:48,022
♪ Lookin' at me, now
they know my face ♪
1945
01:06:48,023 --> 01:06:49,690
♪ We want it all now,
we got it all ♪
1946
01:06:49,691 --> 01:06:52,259
♪ Yes, look at that,
look at how they lookin' at ♪
1947
01:06:52,260 --> 01:06:54,901
♪ Look at how they lookin' at,
look at how they lookin' at... ♪
1948
01:06:57,966 --> 01:07:00,333
♪ Roll that ♪
1949
01:07:01,402 --> 01:07:02,535
♪ Roll that ♪
1950
01:07:05,506 --> 01:07:07,140
♪ Roll that ♪
1951
01:07:09,777 --> 01:07:11,412
♪ Trust me, trust me ♪
1952
01:07:11,413 --> 01:07:13,747
♪ I'll give you one night
just to love me ♪
1953
01:07:13,748 --> 01:07:15,115
♪ Have your man
say, "Fuck me" ♪
1954
01:07:15,116 --> 01:07:16,817
♪ 'Cause I beat
that pussy up ugly ♪
1955
01:07:16,818 --> 01:07:18,652
♪ Ooh... We gamblin'... ♪
1956
01:07:18,653 --> 01:07:21,322
Are you sure he
said "dance club"?
1957
01:07:21,323 --> 01:07:23,123
You know, I was
rocking Mandarin,
1958
01:07:23,124 --> 01:07:25,326
he was rocking Cantonese,
something clearly got confused
1959
01:07:25,327 --> 01:07:27,761
in the middle, but I say,
boom goes the dynamite.
1960
01:07:27,762 --> 01:07:29,696
Happy accident, right?
1961
01:07:31,532 --> 01:07:33,967
Show you to your table?
1962
01:07:37,271 --> 01:07:39,807
Great big world out
there, my friend.
1963
01:07:39,808 --> 01:07:43,077
Just three inches
up, I beg you.
1964
01:07:43,078 --> 01:07:44,778
Yeah.
1965
01:07:44,779 --> 01:07:46,112
Any questions?
1966
01:07:47,481 --> 01:07:49,149
Oh... wow.
1967
01:07:49,150 --> 01:07:50,684
Holy...
1968
01:07:50,685 --> 01:07:52,352
shit, that's deep.
1969
01:07:54,989 --> 01:07:57,291
All right, I think that's our cue.
Here we go.
1970
01:07:57,292 --> 01:07:58,792
- Deal with it.
- Yes.
1971
01:07:58,793 --> 01:08:00,561
- Come on! Wooh!
- This is... this is good.
1972
01:08:00,562 --> 01:08:01,629
I mean, it's totally cool.
1973
01:08:01,630 --> 01:08:03,097
It's great.
1974
01:08:03,098 --> 01:08:04,832
You okay there, firecracker?
1975
01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:06,300
- What? Yeah. Totally.
- All right.
1976
01:08:06,301 --> 01:08:08,268
What? This... this is my jam.
1977
01:08:08,269 --> 01:08:09,903
- I mean, this... this here is my shit.
- No, look, I know
1978
01:08:09,904 --> 01:08:11,238
this is your shit, but
look, if you don't
1979
01:08:11,239 --> 01:08:12,873
want to be here, I'll
go grab those guys
1980
01:08:12,874 --> 01:08:13,974
by their little boners,
and we'll drag them,
1981
01:08:13,975 --> 01:08:15,743
we'll all go back on the bus.
1982
01:08:15,744 --> 01:08:18,579
- Yeah, we can...
- No, no, no, don't do that, don't do that.
1983
01:08:18,580 --> 01:08:19,947
It's just, um...
1984
01:08:19,948 --> 01:08:22,683
I've only read about
this stuff, okay?
1985
01:08:22,684 --> 01:08:27,021
Craigslist casual encounters.
Twilight fan fiction. Hentai.
1986
01:08:27,022 --> 01:08:28,321
What's Hentai?
1987
01:08:29,390 --> 01:08:30,991
Japanese comic books
where the women
1988
01:08:30,992 --> 01:08:32,860
get penetrated by
octopus tentacles.
1989
01:08:32,861 --> 01:08:35,696
- Oh. Ah.
- Look,
1990
01:08:35,697 --> 01:08:36,730
it's just...
1991
01:08:36,731 --> 01:08:38,732
I have imagined... everything.
1992
01:08:38,733 --> 01:08:41,568
It's just I've... I've never done...
anything.
1993
01:08:41,569 --> 01:08:42,836
Hey, listen,
1994
01:08:42,837 --> 01:08:44,238
your secret's safe with us.
1995
01:08:44,239 --> 01:08:45,706
And for what it's worth,
1996
01:08:45,707 --> 01:08:48,642
your imagination is so wild,
1997
01:08:48,643 --> 01:08:51,879
reality's gonna be a
breeze, if not a letdown.
1998
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,614
Thanks.
1999
01:08:53,615 --> 01:08:55,616
Show you to your table, cutie?
2000
01:08:55,617 --> 01:08:58,452
♪ I'd rather lose it all than
take it home without you ♪
2001
01:08:58,453 --> 01:08:59,585
♪ Roll that ♪
2002
01:09:01,989 --> 01:09:03,189
♪ Roll the dice. ♪
2003
01:09:14,001 --> 01:09:15,335
Get in here!
2004
01:09:15,336 --> 01:09:17,104
Let's go! It's about time
2005
01:09:17,105 --> 01:09:20,340
this group had a night.
Let the good times roll!
2006
01:09:20,341 --> 01:09:23,410
Bingo...! Here you go!
2007
01:09:23,411 --> 01:09:25,379
- Bottoms up, Yo-Yo.
- Oh, I can't.
2008
01:09:25,380 --> 01:09:26,313
I can't.
2009
01:09:26,314 --> 01:09:28,048
What? You're 21, right?
2010
01:09:28,049 --> 01:09:31,251
Yeah, but my Mom says
alcohol numbs the brain.
2011
01:09:31,252 --> 01:09:33,387
Look, I'm not saying
a shot of Tequila's
2012
01:09:33,388 --> 01:09:35,556
the first step on the
journey to self-respect,
2013
01:09:35,557 --> 01:09:39,326
but goddamn, maybe it's a
step in the right direction.
2014
01:09:39,327 --> 01:09:40,627
Maybe?
2015
01:09:40,628 --> 01:09:41,962
Your call.
2016
01:09:41,963 --> 01:09:43,497
One shot.
2017
01:09:43,498 --> 01:09:44,698
- Wooh! All right! That-a-boy!
- One shot!
2018
01:09:44,699 --> 01:09:46,100
- Yeah!
- Bang it, Yo!
2019
01:09:46,101 --> 01:09:47,434
- Let's go, baby!
- Yeah! That's it, baby!
2020
01:09:47,435 --> 01:09:49,636
To the night you'll
never remember!
2021
01:10:03,384 --> 01:10:05,486
- Yeah!
- He's getting down, people!
2022
01:10:05,487 --> 01:10:07,421
One more!
2023
01:10:18,499 --> 01:10:21,234
Look what we got cooking here.
Ready?
2024
01:10:23,237 --> 01:10:25,838
Exchangeagram moment, bitches!
2025
01:10:29,109 --> 01:10:31,011
Ready for your first
lap dance, Professor?
2026
01:10:31,012 --> 01:10:32,446
Are you kidding?
Yo-Yo stays ready.
2027
01:10:32,447 --> 01:10:33,847
That way, he doesn't have
2028
01:10:33,848 --> 01:10:36,083
- to get ready.
- This is Tapioca.
2029
01:10:36,084 --> 01:10:38,485
She's studying to be
a dental assistant.
2030
01:10:38,486 --> 01:10:39,752
Enjoy!
2031
01:10:47,561 --> 01:10:50,264
It happens all the time.
2032
01:10:50,265 --> 01:10:52,766
Some would say it's the point.
2033
01:10:57,738 --> 01:10:59,339
It's all good.
2034
01:10:59,340 --> 01:11:02,776
You might want to double up
on the underwear next time.
2035
01:11:02,777 --> 01:11:06,914
♪ Make that body work,
make that body work... ♪
2036
01:11:06,915 --> 01:11:08,415
I got to tell you,
2037
01:11:08,416 --> 01:11:11,018
the reboot time is impressive.
2038
01:11:11,019 --> 01:11:13,287
Trifecta.
2039
01:11:13,288 --> 01:11:15,889
- Cheers, bud.
- Hey, cheers. Cheers.
2040
01:11:15,890 --> 01:11:18,625
♪ Hot thing, hot thing, hot thing
What's up with it? ♪
2041
01:11:18,626 --> 01:11:21,128
♪ Hot thing, hot thing
What's up with it? ♪
2042
01:11:21,129 --> 01:11:23,997
♪ What's up with it? Shorty got
a body that jeans can't hold ♪
2043
01:11:23,998 --> 01:11:27,534
♪ And she movin' like she learn
everything from the pole ♪
2044
01:11:27,535 --> 01:11:30,404
♪ And she love to party,
number one hobby ♪
2045
01:11:30,405 --> 01:11:33,173
♪ Out till the morning,
better ask somebody ♪
2046
01:11:33,174 --> 01:11:35,742
♪ Yo, talk to the girl,
don't fool around ♪
2047
01:11:35,743 --> 01:11:38,612
♪ Yo oh. Watch what happen to
you when she hear the sound ♪
2048
01:11:38,613 --> 01:11:41,715
♪ Yo oh. Tell her shake it up,
tell her hit the ground ♪
2049
01:11:41,716 --> 01:11:44,518
♪ Yo oh. Gonna face time,
see if she's down... ♪
2050
01:11:44,519 --> 01:11:47,554
No way. Hi.
2051
01:11:47,555 --> 01:11:50,057
Is that your dance teacher
from back at Google?
2052
01:11:50,058 --> 01:11:52,459
Go talk to her.
2053
01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:54,328
Yeah, for shizzle,
you know,
2054
01:11:54,329 --> 01:11:56,430
I just go up and I'm, like,
2055
01:11:56,431 --> 01:11:58,332
Yo, you want to join
the Lyle-High Club?
2056
01:11:58,333 --> 01:12:00,234
You know, Lyle, sometimes
the most radical move
2057
01:12:00,235 --> 01:12:01,701
is just to be yourself.
2058
01:12:02,769 --> 01:12:05,205
And I really like the real Lyle.
2059
01:12:05,206 --> 01:12:07,941
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
2060
01:12:07,942 --> 01:12:10,811
Go on, you're
burning daylight.
2061
01:12:13,214 --> 01:12:14,847
Let's do this.
2062
01:12:22,356 --> 01:12:23,824
- Uh, hi.
- Okay, good.
2063
01:12:23,825 --> 01:12:26,627
- Hi.
- Hi.
2064
01:12:26,628 --> 01:12:27,628
Hi.
2065
01:12:27,629 --> 01:12:28,628
- Hi.
- Hi.
2066
01:12:29,464 --> 01:12:31,331
You were really good up there.
2067
01:12:31,332 --> 01:12:33,000
I mean, that was amaz... I...
2068
01:12:33,001 --> 01:12:34,968
Not in... not in,
like, a sexual way.
2069
01:12:34,969 --> 01:12:36,103
Well, kind of in a sexual way.
2070
01:12:36,104 --> 01:12:37,838
It was... you're very talented.
2071
01:12:37,839 --> 01:12:39,306
Everything you do is special,
2072
01:12:39,307 --> 01:12:40,641
is what I'm saying.
2073
01:12:40,642 --> 01:12:42,542
I'm just... I'm
so embarrassed.
2074
01:12:42,543 --> 01:12:44,011
What? You're embar...
Are you kidding?
2075
01:12:44,012 --> 01:12:45,412
Now we're even,
because dancing
2076
01:12:45,413 --> 01:12:47,581
in your class at Google
was one of the most
2077
01:12:47,582 --> 01:12:50,851
embarrassing
moments of m'life.
2078
01:12:50,852 --> 01:12:54,288
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I
don't remember anything specifically awful.
2079
01:12:54,289 --> 01:12:57,658
Oh, poop. You don't remem...
you don't...
2080
01:12:57,659 --> 01:13:00,928
Well, then that means
we're not even, and...
2081
01:13:00,929 --> 01:13:03,530
there's only one very
unfortunate way to fix that.
2082
01:13:03,531 --> 01:13:04,931
Oh.
2083
01:13:07,802 --> 01:13:10,203
Okay, yes, all right,
2084
01:13:10,204 --> 01:13:12,272
that is burned in my memory.
You can stop now.
2085
01:13:12,273 --> 01:13:14,007
How about I stop...
2086
01:13:14,008 --> 01:13:15,742
- if and only if...
- Yes?
2087
01:13:15,743 --> 01:13:17,311
I can buy you a drink?
2088
01:13:17,312 --> 01:13:20,847
I would love that.
2089
01:13:20,848 --> 01:13:21,882
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
2090
01:13:21,883 --> 01:13:22,916
Shots?
2091
01:13:22,917 --> 01:13:24,985
- Yes. Shots.
- Shots.
2092
01:13:24,986 --> 01:13:27,054
♪ I can fuck you ♪
2093
01:13:39,299 --> 01:13:40,567
♪ I can fuck you ♪
2094
01:13:40,568 --> 01:13:42,235
♪ Better, better,
better, better ♪
2095
01:13:42,236 --> 01:13:43,337
♪ Better, better ♪
2096
01:13:43,338 --> 01:13:45,037
♪ I can fuck you ♪
2097
01:13:56,450 --> 01:13:59,319
♪ Hey, I heard you
were a wild one ♪
2098
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:01,788
♪ Wild one, wild one, ooh ♪
2099
01:14:01,789 --> 01:14:04,191
♪ Oh, I like crazy,
foolish, stupid ♪
2100
01:14:04,192 --> 01:14:05,826
♪ Party going wild,
fist-pumping music... ♪
2101
01:14:05,827 --> 01:14:08,295
I love teaching at Google,
2102
01:14:08,296 --> 01:14:10,130
but it's only part-time,
and it doesn't cover
2103
01:14:10,131 --> 01:14:11,398
my tuition, so I augment.
2104
01:14:11,399 --> 01:14:12,933
No, don't augment,
You look perfect
2105
01:14:12,934 --> 01:14:14,401
- the way you are.
- Aw.
2106
01:14:14,402 --> 01:14:16,436
- Thanks.
- Could I get a dance?
2107
01:14:16,437 --> 01:14:18,138
- Not now.
- Look, bitch, I don't know
2108
01:14:18,139 --> 01:14:19,539
who you think this geek is,
2109
01:14:19,540 --> 01:14:22,075
but I spend a shitload
of dinerin this place
2110
01:14:22,076 --> 01:14:23,877
and I expect to nut.
2111
01:14:23,878 --> 01:14:26,313
Yeah, I know, I'm totally
a geek, Biff Tannen. Huh?
2112
01:14:26,314 --> 01:14:27,981
Who's Biff Tannen?
2113
01:14:27,982 --> 01:14:30,984
You're, um, Biff from Back
to the Future, right?
2114
01:14:30,985 --> 01:14:33,387
- You want to take this outside?
- No, I think I'd rather
2115
01:14:33,388 --> 01:14:34,955
stay here and talk
to the pretty girl.
2116
01:14:34,956 --> 01:14:36,757
- Yeah, well, let's rock, not talk.
- Hey, man...
2117
01:14:36,758 --> 01:14:38,859
- Stop it.
- Hey, is there a problem here?
2118
01:14:38,860 --> 01:14:41,428
It looks like somebody needs
their two way older brothers
2119
01:14:41,429 --> 01:14:43,163
to fight for them, huh?
2120
01:14:43,164 --> 01:14:46,333
Oh, and it's the
United Colors of Nerd.
2121
01:14:46,334 --> 01:14:47,968
Do all you guys work together?
2122
01:14:47,969 --> 01:14:50,303
I'm gonna out on a limb and
say it's a tech company.
2123
01:14:50,304 --> 01:14:51,838
Free cereal and ugly people?
2124
01:14:51,839 --> 01:14:53,173
Oh, whoa! Hey!
2125
01:14:53,174 --> 01:14:54,941
Come on, take it easy.
2126
01:14:54,942 --> 01:14:56,276
Is this the Jets and the Sharks?
2127
01:14:56,277 --> 01:14:57,844
So why don't you
guys head that way,
2128
01:14:57,845 --> 01:14:59,946
we'll head this way, and
never the twain shall meet.
2129
01:14:59,947 --> 01:15:01,515
Have a great night.
2130
01:15:01,516 --> 01:15:04,383
That's a good idea.
2131
01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:22,234
My mother hits harder than you!
2132
01:15:23,638 --> 01:15:26,072
Yeah! Down goes Frazier! Wooh!
2133
01:15:27,909 --> 01:15:30,177
What's up! Oh, shit!
2134
01:15:30,178 --> 01:15:31,778
See you again! I'll kill you!
2135
01:15:31,779 --> 01:15:33,580
Hide your kids!
Hide your wife!
2136
01:15:33,581 --> 01:15:36,116
That's how you party!
2137
01:15:39,253 --> 01:15:40,554
We're too hot to party.
2138
01:15:40,555 --> 01:15:42,089
That's why they got
to kick us out.
2139
01:15:42,090 --> 01:15:43,690
'Cause they're gonna call
the fire department.
2140
01:15:43,691 --> 01:15:45,392
Why don't you bring
it outside to party?
2141
01:15:45,393 --> 01:15:47,526
No more fun. Come on.
2142
01:15:48,628 --> 01:15:50,430
Look at that view.
2143
01:15:50,431 --> 01:15:52,299
Come on, you're not
gonna see that
2144
01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:53,667
on your little
four-inch screen.
2145
01:15:53,668 --> 01:15:56,570
- You got to look up.
- Yeah.
2146
01:15:56,571 --> 01:15:59,606
Okay, buddy, you were an
animal out there tonight.
2147
01:15:59,607 --> 01:16:01,608
Right. No, you were.
2148
01:16:01,609 --> 01:16:03,343
Did you have a good time?
2149
01:16:03,344 --> 01:16:05,979
- Yeah, it was all right.
- It was all right.
2150
01:16:05,980 --> 01:16:07,247
Why do you do that?
2151
01:16:07,248 --> 01:16:08,949
What do you mean? Do what?
2152
01:16:08,950 --> 01:16:10,383
Lowball me like that.
2153
01:16:10,384 --> 01:16:12,486
Come on, I'm not
gonna take away your
2154
01:16:12,487 --> 01:16:14,554
"cool guy" card if you
admit you give a shit
2155
01:16:14,555 --> 01:16:17,890
about something or, God
forbid, you had a great time.
2156
01:16:18,925 --> 01:16:21,061
Um...
2157
01:16:21,062 --> 01:16:23,163
all right, it was fun.
2158
01:16:23,164 --> 01:16:24,931
Stewie...
2159
01:16:24,932 --> 01:16:26,800
- What?
- Come on.
2160
01:16:26,801 --> 01:16:28,335
All right, what? What
do you want me to say,
2161
01:16:28,336 --> 01:16:29,536
it was the best
night of my life?
2162
01:16:29,537 --> 01:16:31,570
Only if it's true.
2163
01:16:34,341 --> 01:16:37,444
All right, it was the
best night of my life.
2164
01:16:37,445 --> 01:16:39,279
My Noogler!
2165
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:41,882
- Come here!
- My Noogler.
2166
01:16:41,883 --> 01:16:44,217
Wow, I don't believe there
hasn't been one boyfriend
2167
01:16:44,218 --> 01:16:46,119
- along the way.
- Nope.
2168
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:47,787
That's embarrassing.
2169
01:16:47,788 --> 01:16:49,789
Well, it's nothing to
be embarrassed of.
2170
01:16:49,790 --> 01:16:52,492
You got plenty of
time for that.
2171
01:16:52,493 --> 01:16:54,528
I mean, you're the
whole package.
2172
01:16:54,529 --> 01:16:56,696
You're beautiful,
2173
01:16:56,697 --> 01:16:58,298
you're smart, you
got great teeth.
2174
01:16:58,299 --> 01:16:59,633
You do.
2175
01:16:59,634 --> 01:17:02,235
Unbelievable chompers on
the old girl, I mean it.
2176
01:17:02,236 --> 01:17:04,404
For sure. And, uh...
2177
01:17:04,405 --> 01:17:06,273
terrific shoes.
I'm always excited
2178
01:17:06,274 --> 01:17:08,608
to see what kind of getup
you're gonna throw together.
2179
01:17:08,609 --> 01:17:10,310
- That part's true.
- Well, it is true.
2180
01:17:10,311 --> 01:17:11,711
A lot of great things going.
2181
01:17:11,712 --> 01:17:13,513
Some guy's gonna find
himself very lucky
2182
01:17:13,514 --> 01:17:14,981
to be next to you.
2183
01:17:14,982 --> 01:17:16,616
Yeah, I'm not so sure.
2184
01:17:16,617 --> 01:17:20,120
Well, I am. And I've been
around a little bit.
2185
01:17:20,121 --> 01:17:22,121
I'm positive.
2186
01:17:28,196 --> 01:17:30,397
♪ Hot thing, hot thing ♪
2187
01:17:30,398 --> 01:17:32,165
♪ Hot thing, what
up with it, hot thing ♪
2188
01:17:32,166 --> 01:17:34,534
- ♪ What up with it, hot thing... ♪
- Lyle!
2189
01:17:34,535 --> 01:17:37,470
Looks like you hit it off
with Saffron tonight.
2190
01:17:37,471 --> 01:17:38,805
I'm texting her
that I love her,
2191
01:17:38,806 --> 01:17:40,707
and I'm sending her this
picture I just took
2192
01:17:40,708 --> 01:17:42,609
of little Lyle when he
made pee in the bushes.
2193
01:17:42,610 --> 01:17:44,744
- Look, he's winking.
- No, Lyle, Lyle, Lyle,
2194
01:17:44,745 --> 01:17:46,580
That's a horrible idea.
2195
01:17:46,581 --> 01:17:49,216
Please don't do that.
You're drunk off your ass.
2196
01:17:49,217 --> 01:17:50,684
I appreciate your concern,
2197
01:17:50,685 --> 01:17:52,886
but I'm flying, baby.
2198
01:17:52,887 --> 01:17:54,421
Okay, Lyle, you're not flying.
2199
01:17:54,422 --> 01:17:55,922
What's 17 squared?
2200
01:17:55,923 --> 01:17:57,958
289. Why?
2201
01:17:57,959 --> 01:17:59,693
Give me a harder
question than that.
2202
01:17:59,694 --> 01:18:01,361
You know where I'm
driving with this.
2203
01:18:01,362 --> 01:18:03,096
Try, uh, maybe
square root of 17.
2204
01:18:03,097 --> 01:18:04,497
Like, 4.23, maybe?
2205
01:18:04,498 --> 01:18:05,966
That's the app.
2206
01:18:05,967 --> 01:18:08,535
That's the app we
should do right there.
2207
01:18:08,536 --> 01:18:10,136
- What?
- Some quiz question you got to answer
2208
01:18:10,137 --> 01:18:14,374
before you can send a drunk text
or a drunk e-mail or phone call,
2209
01:18:14,375 --> 01:18:16,343
something to protect
you from yourself.
2210
01:18:16,344 --> 01:18:17,777
That's good. Can we do that?
2211
01:18:17,778 --> 01:18:20,113
- Hells, yeah, we could do that.
- Are you shitting me?
2212
01:18:20,114 --> 01:18:22,649
I could program the
shit out of that bitch
2213
01:18:22,650 --> 01:18:25,218
- on the bus ride home.
- Well, I'll take that
2214
01:18:25,219 --> 01:18:27,654
as an overwhelming yes, then!
Come on!
2215
01:18:27,655 --> 01:18:29,823
- Let's get back to HQ!
- Hey, wait, wait.
2216
01:18:29,824 --> 01:18:31,625
Let's-let's stay, like,
five minutes, you know?
2217
01:18:31,626 --> 01:18:33,826
Just enjoy the view
a little more.
2218
01:18:34,928 --> 01:18:36,363
All right.
2219
01:18:36,364 --> 01:18:37,364
Yeah?
2220
01:18:37,365 --> 01:18:39,164
Wow. Yeah.
2221
01:18:54,914 --> 01:18:56,850
Oh, the whole world looks like
2222
01:18:56,851 --> 01:18:59,252
a giant pinwheel of
death right now.
2223
01:18:59,253 --> 01:19:01,321
Price of making
memories, Stewie.
2224
01:19:01,322 --> 01:19:03,590
I think my liver hurts.
2225
01:19:03,591 --> 01:19:06,493
Astonishingly, your app
2226
01:19:06,494 --> 01:19:08,328
received ten times
more downloads
2227
01:19:08,329 --> 01:19:09,728
than any other team's.
2228
01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:12,198
It appears that you have won
2229
01:19:12,199 --> 01:19:13,300
your first challenge.
2230
01:19:13,301 --> 01:19:14,467
How about it?
2231
01:19:14,468 --> 01:19:16,102
- Congratulations.
- Oh, yeah!
2232
01:19:16,103 --> 01:19:18,804
- Come on, baby.
- The lead!
2233
01:19:21,075 --> 01:19:22,808
Oh, easy there, big guy.
2234
01:19:24,745 --> 01:19:27,247
He gets overexcited.
2235
01:19:27,248 --> 01:19:29,049
Lovely.
2236
01:19:29,050 --> 01:19:30,950
Let it out.
2237
01:19:30,951 --> 01:19:32,652
Let it out, little feller.
2238
01:19:35,922 --> 01:19:37,390
That's what I'm talking about.
Right there!
2239
01:19:37,391 --> 01:19:39,492
Yeah! Right there!
2240
01:19:39,493 --> 01:19:43,697
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh. All right!
2241
01:19:43,698 --> 01:19:46,099
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
2242
01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:48,868
♪ She's coming home to me ♪
2243
01:19:48,869 --> 01:19:50,470
♪ Because I said ♪
2244
01:19:50,471 --> 01:19:52,539
♪ "I'm lonely,
darling, please" ♪
2245
01:19:52,540 --> 01:19:54,207
♪ But instead of waiting... ♪
2246
01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:55,909
You got it, you got
it, you got it,
2247
01:19:55,910 --> 01:19:57,077
you got it, you got it.
2248
01:19:57,078 --> 01:19:59,112
Keep going. Come on.
Come on, Neha.
2249
01:19:59,113 --> 01:20:00,547
You got it, you got it.
2250
01:20:00,548 --> 01:20:04,084
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
2251
01:20:04,085 --> 01:20:05,417
♪ Whoa, oh-oh... ♪
2252
01:20:07,722 --> 01:20:11,024
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
2253
01:20:11,025 --> 01:20:15,060
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh... ♪
2254
01:20:18,431 --> 01:20:19,933
Logan, I'd have Jean...
2255
01:20:19,934 --> 01:20:22,135
Our Professor X was way
meaner than this guy.
2256
01:20:22,136 --> 01:20:23,336
You're not kidding.
2257
01:20:23,337 --> 01:20:24,804
It wasn't funny at the time.
2258
01:20:24,805 --> 01:20:26,272
♪ Whoa, oh-oh ♪
2259
01:20:26,273 --> 01:20:28,508
♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
2260
01:20:28,509 --> 01:20:33,313
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh... ♪
2261
01:20:33,314 --> 01:20:34,581
So, you see, what
I'm doing right now
2262
01:20:34,582 --> 01:20:37,584
is I'm supercharging my
CSS and HTML skills,
2263
01:20:37,585 --> 01:20:39,386
'cause you can do them
both simultaneously.
2264
01:20:39,387 --> 01:20:41,187
HTML5, right?
2265
01:20:41,188 --> 01:20:45,125
That's one step beyond the HTML5
that they mentioned the other day
2266
01:20:45,126 --> 01:20:47,761
- with the CSS3, remember?
- No.
2267
01:20:47,762 --> 01:20:49,195
Guys, when it comes
to writing code,
2268
01:20:49,196 --> 01:20:51,197
you've got your choice
of a number of editors.
2269
01:20:51,198 --> 01:20:53,800
Editors such as
Emacs, nano and vi...
2270
01:20:53,801 --> 01:20:55,001
What? What does that mean?
2271
01:20:55,002 --> 01:20:56,436
Have features like
syntax highlighting
2272
01:20:56,437 --> 01:20:58,438
and syntax specific
autocomplete.
2273
01:20:58,439 --> 01:20:59,438
Any questions?
2274
01:21:01,408 --> 01:21:04,878
It occurred to me, why not
use Emacs rather than vi
2275
01:21:04,879 --> 01:21:07,180
as the default
editor for Ubuntu?
2276
01:21:07,181 --> 01:21:11,284
That's actually... a very
good thought, Nick.
2277
01:21:11,285 --> 01:21:12,552
Thank you.
2278
01:21:12,553 --> 01:21:14,621
Vi versus Emacs is
a constant debate.
2279
01:21:14,622 --> 01:21:16,656
Moving on...
2280
01:21:16,657 --> 01:21:20,627
Let's talk integrated
personal development.
2281
01:21:20,628 --> 01:21:24,431
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh. Oh, I love you
2282
01:21:24,432 --> 01:21:28,066
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh. Oh, I love you.
2283
01:21:31,238 --> 01:21:33,006
Sammy.
2284
01:21:33,007 --> 01:21:35,041
What, did you forget an insult?
2285
01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:37,544
Billy, you magnificent
son of a bitch.
2286
01:21:37,545 --> 01:21:38,878
How's unemployment? Listen.
2287
01:21:38,879 --> 01:21:40,847
I want you two to
come work for me.
2288
01:21:40,848 --> 01:21:42,515
Sammy, my boy, I
thought you retired.
2289
01:21:42,516 --> 01:21:45,051
I did, Nicky, I did,
but I have stumbled
2290
01:21:45,052 --> 01:21:47,554
onto King Solomon's
Mines, my friends.
2291
01:21:47,555 --> 01:21:49,622
Two words: Motorized scooters.
2292
01:21:49,623 --> 01:21:50,890
Head down to Modesto.
2293
01:21:50,891 --> 01:21:52,192
Start checking out
the old-age homes.
2294
01:21:52,193 --> 01:21:53,927
Ah, Sammy, we already
have the gig here.
2295
01:21:53,928 --> 01:21:55,662
Whoa, whoa...
We got a new gig.
2296
01:21:55,663 --> 01:21:56,796
Yeah, we're interns at Google.
2297
01:21:56,797 --> 01:21:57,897
Interns at Google?
2298
01:21:57,898 --> 01:21:59,265
Who are you kidding?
2299
01:21:59,266 --> 01:22:00,266
You're salesmen.
2300
01:22:00,267 --> 01:22:01,768
This is a sales gig.
2301
01:22:01,769 --> 01:22:03,703
- It's a job.
- Sammy, we've had lots of jobs.
2302
01:22:03,704 --> 01:22:05,238
We're trying to build
a future here.
2303
01:22:05,239 --> 01:22:07,040
And I'm trying to
get hard on my own,
2304
01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:08,541
but the Cialis is a guarantee.
2305
01:22:08,542 --> 01:22:10,510
You finish up with
this "internship,"
2306
01:22:10,511 --> 01:22:11,945
who knows what's
going to happen?
2307
01:22:11,946 --> 01:22:13,413
Exactly. Who knows
what's going to happen?
2308
01:22:13,414 --> 01:22:15,315
That's what I'm saying.
Why are you repeating
2309
01:22:15,316 --> 01:22:17,350
- what I'm saying?
- Shh. Time for baby to go night-night.
2310
01:22:17,351 --> 01:22:20,186
No. What? You're...
Billy, you're cutting out.
2311
01:22:20,187 --> 01:22:21,353
That felt great.
2312
01:22:25,859 --> 01:22:27,827
You know what? I'll catch
up with you later, okay?
2313
01:22:27,828 --> 01:22:29,127
All right. I'll
see you in a bit.
2314
01:22:30,396 --> 01:22:32,565
You know, if this is
being a workaholic,
2315
01:22:32,566 --> 01:22:34,067
maybe I should get a glass.
2316
01:22:34,068 --> 01:22:36,636
I have 15 minutes until
my next meeting.
2317
01:22:36,637 --> 01:22:38,104
Okay, well, here's the thing.
2318
01:22:38,105 --> 01:22:40,073
You know how we were talking
about regret and...
2319
01:22:40,074 --> 01:22:42,008
I remember you talking
about regret.
2320
01:22:42,009 --> 01:22:43,576
Well, I don't want to add
2321
01:22:43,577 --> 01:22:45,211
"not asking you
out" to that list,
2322
01:22:45,212 --> 01:22:47,447
because that credit
card is maxed out.
2323
01:22:47,448 --> 01:22:49,082
Okay, so can we establish
2324
01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:51,384
you are, in fact, asking
me out on a date?
2325
01:22:51,385 --> 01:22:53,953
Yes. And I figure that I'm
such a Mountain of mistakes
2326
01:22:53,954 --> 01:22:56,656
that going out with me
just once this evening
2327
01:22:56,657 --> 01:22:58,258
will be like packing ten years
2328
01:22:58,259 --> 01:23:01,461
of bad experiences into,
you know, one night.
2329
01:23:01,462 --> 01:23:02,495
Okay. Fine.
2330
01:23:02,496 --> 01:23:04,764
- Yes?
- I'm saying yes.
2331
01:23:04,765 --> 01:23:06,366
- Great. Great. Okay.
- I'm in.
2332
01:23:06,367 --> 01:23:08,735
- All right. Yeah.
- Well, I'll leave you to it.
2333
01:23:08,736 --> 01:23:10,369
- Okay. Tonight. Yes.
- Good. Okay.
2334
01:23:15,909 --> 01:23:17,544
Hello, William.
2335
01:23:17,545 --> 01:23:18,778
I've been watching you.
2336
01:23:18,779 --> 01:23:19,979
You should choose your words
2337
01:23:19,980 --> 01:23:21,648
a little more carefully
in a bathhouse.
2338
01:23:21,649 --> 01:23:23,716
In the words of Nelly...
2339
01:23:23,717 --> 01:23:25,818
"It's getting hot in herre."
2340
01:23:25,819 --> 01:23:27,987
It's getting hot out there, too.
2341
01:23:27,988 --> 01:23:29,689
You definitely got
my attention.
2342
01:23:29,690 --> 01:23:32,825
All right... I'm feeling like I
want to go put my robe on now.
2343
01:23:32,826 --> 01:23:34,561
Enough to do a little
research on you.
2344
01:23:34,562 --> 01:23:35,895
What did we find out?
2345
01:23:35,896 --> 01:23:37,630
Let's see.
2346
01:23:37,631 --> 01:23:39,933
Your, uh... your
company was shut down.
2347
01:23:39,934 --> 01:23:41,901
Your home was foreclosed upon.
2348
01:23:41,902 --> 01:23:44,270
Your credit score is
actually negative.
2349
01:23:44,271 --> 01:23:46,039
That's kind of amazing, Billy.
2350
01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:47,607
That's hard to do.
2351
01:23:47,608 --> 01:23:49,509
You try hard, McMahon.
2352
01:23:49,510 --> 01:23:52,011
I'll give you that.
2353
01:23:52,012 --> 01:23:55,048
But things never quite
work out for you, do they?
2354
01:23:55,049 --> 01:23:58,251
So, I could waste my
energy trying to beat you,
2355
01:23:58,252 --> 01:24:03,656
but it seems, given enough time,
you always find a way to fail.
2356
01:24:03,657 --> 01:24:05,825
I just need to get
out of your way.
2357
01:24:05,826 --> 01:24:07,960
So this is me going.
2358
01:24:12,699 --> 01:24:14,734
Only two challenges remain,
2359
01:24:14,735 --> 01:24:16,803
after which a mere
handful of you
2360
01:24:16,804 --> 01:24:19,706
will be offered
full-time employment.
2361
01:24:19,707 --> 01:24:23,343
Now, the next challenge is
Manning the Google helpline.
2362
01:24:23,344 --> 01:24:26,746
This is one of the most
difficult jobs we have-
2363
01:24:26,747 --> 01:24:28,948
combining both
customer relations
2364
01:24:28,949 --> 01:24:31,017
and product fluency.
2365
01:24:31,018 --> 01:24:34,120
You will be judged on both.
2366
01:24:34,121 --> 01:24:39,224
This is a very tight
race right now.
2367
01:24:41,894 --> 01:24:43,662
I suggest you study up.
2368
01:24:47,233 --> 01:24:49,102
All right. Let's drill
it and kill it.
2369
01:24:49,103 --> 01:24:51,270
Authorization failure
with Google Drive. Neha.
2370
01:24:51,271 --> 01:24:53,072
Permission's probably changed.
2371
01:24:53,073 --> 01:24:54,807
- Request document access.
- Bam!
2372
01:24:54,808 --> 01:24:56,676
Chrome connectivity issue.
Nick.
2373
01:24:56,677 --> 01:24:58,277
Unselect proxy
server for your LAN.
2374
01:24:58,278 --> 01:24:59,646
Nice.
2375
01:24:59,647 --> 01:25:01,748
Billy, I'm locked out of
my Google Wallet account.
2376
01:25:01,749 --> 01:25:02,815
Is that under Gmail
or Wallet Help?
2377
01:25:02,816 --> 01:25:04,417
"Uh, I don't know, sir.
2378
01:25:04,418 --> 01:25:06,419
That's kind of what I called you for."
- Right.
2379
01:25:06,420 --> 01:25:08,454
Here's the deal. I'm pretty
terrific on the phones.
2380
01:25:08,455 --> 01:25:10,990
I could sell prosciutto
to a rabbi, and I have.
2381
01:25:10,991 --> 01:25:12,525
Except you're not here
to sell anything.
2382
01:25:12,526 --> 01:25:13,960
Yeah, Billy, you're
not going to be able
2383
01:25:13,961 --> 01:25:15,495
to bullshit your way
through this one.
2384
01:25:15,496 --> 01:25:17,397
I mean, the only way to nail
this challenge is to study.
2385
01:25:17,398 --> 01:25:19,032
You just... you just
got to do it, man.
2386
01:25:19,033 --> 01:25:20,500
Well, great. Then study up
is what I'm going to do.
2387
01:25:20,501 --> 01:25:22,235
I'm going to study up.
2388
01:25:22,236 --> 01:25:24,871
Let me ask you, is there,
like, as a General rule,
2389
01:25:24,872 --> 01:25:26,205
like, a blanket statement
2390
01:25:26,206 --> 01:25:27,206
I could say that could apply
2391
01:25:27,207 --> 01:25:28,508
to literally anything?
2392
01:25:28,509 --> 01:25:30,309
And then I'm either
going to shove
2393
01:25:30,310 --> 01:25:32,211
product down their face, right,
2394
01:25:32,212 --> 01:25:34,013
or I'm going to give
them another hotline?
2395
01:25:34,014 --> 01:25:35,281
What you are exactly
is tech support.
2396
01:25:35,282 --> 01:25:36,683
So, if you referred
them to another
2397
01:25:36,684 --> 01:25:37,950
phone number,
what would happen
2398
01:25:37,951 --> 01:25:39,686
is that your phone
would ring again,
2399
01:25:39,687 --> 01:25:41,454
'cause you'd be the number
that they were referring to.
2400
01:25:41,455 --> 01:25:43,356
What I'm suggesting is
give me the blanket thing
2401
01:25:43,357 --> 01:25:45,158
where I'm not necessarily wrong,
I'm not necessarily right,
2402
01:25:45,159 --> 01:25:46,726
and then I'll either hit
them with another helpline,
2403
01:25:46,727 --> 01:25:49,262
a real helpline, or I'll
push some product on them.
2404
01:25:49,263 --> 01:25:50,797
You want me to shove some
product down their throat?
2405
01:25:50,798 --> 01:25:52,231
- 'Cause I'll do it.
- Full disclosure:
2406
01:25:52,232 --> 01:25:54,133
I think you're working
harder than you have to.
2407
01:25:54,134 --> 01:25:56,836
All you have to do is click
the button and read.
2408
01:25:56,837 --> 01:25:58,438
I got it.
2409
01:25:58,439 --> 01:25:59,872
Bam. Done. Read it.
2410
01:25:59,873 --> 01:26:01,774
I got it. I'll do it.
2411
01:26:01,775 --> 01:26:03,142
That's my man, Bill.
All right.
2412
01:26:03,143 --> 01:26:04,577
- It's going to be fine.
- You'll get it.
2413
01:26:04,578 --> 01:26:06,112
How's everybody else doing?
2414
01:26:06,113 --> 01:26:07,612
Yeah, I'm good. Okay.
2415
01:26:09,982 --> 01:26:11,984
Nick Is it just me,
2416
01:26:11,985 --> 01:26:13,820
or is this food
incredible, right?
2417
01:26:13,821 --> 01:26:15,388
You're a liar.
2418
01:26:15,389 --> 01:26:16,456
What do you mean?
2419
01:26:16,457 --> 01:26:18,391
You were supposed
to be an asshole.
2420
01:26:18,392 --> 01:26:20,193
Come on.
2421
01:26:20,194 --> 01:26:22,462
You were supposed to
pack a decade worth
2422
01:26:22,463 --> 01:26:25,631
of jerks and bad dates
into one night.
2423
01:26:25,632 --> 01:26:26,632
- Yeah.
- Remember?
2424
01:26:26,633 --> 01:26:27,867
All right, now I remember. Yes.
2425
01:26:27,868 --> 01:26:28,935
But so far,
2426
01:26:28,936 --> 01:26:31,504
you've been... totally fine.
2427
01:26:31,505 --> 01:26:32,739
Totally fine?
2428
01:26:32,740 --> 01:26:34,140
- Yeah.
- Wha-wha.
2429
01:26:34,141 --> 01:26:35,475
No, I have dropped the ball.
2430
01:26:35,476 --> 01:26:37,443
I did promise that, and
I haven't delivered.
2431
01:26:37,444 --> 01:26:40,480
You know what? Can we
get the check, please?
2432
01:26:40,481 --> 01:26:42,181
May we get the check when
you get a chance, Jennifer?
2433
01:26:42,182 --> 01:26:43,516
How'd you know my...?
2434
01:26:43,517 --> 01:26:46,185
Well, it says right here
on this little necklace.
2435
01:26:46,186 --> 01:26:48,187
And now that I got the name,
how about the number?
2436
01:26:48,188 --> 01:26:49,255
Ah... I'm just kidding.
2437
01:26:49,256 --> 01:26:52,058
Or maybe I'm not kidding.
2438
01:26:52,059 --> 01:26:53,459
You're so cute.
2439
01:26:53,460 --> 01:26:54,961
So beautiful. Wow.
2440
01:26:54,962 --> 01:26:57,430
Did you just hit
on the waitress?
2441
01:26:57,431 --> 01:26:59,332
I did. Yes, yes.
2442
01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:00,900
The lady asked for a jerk,
2443
01:27:00,901 --> 01:27:02,969
and I am trying to
live up to my promise.
2444
01:27:02,970 --> 01:27:05,138
I said ten years of assholes,
2445
01:27:05,139 --> 01:27:07,373
so, you know, you got
some ground to cover.
2446
01:27:07,374 --> 01:27:09,976
You know what? I think
you've had enough dessert.
2447
01:27:09,977 --> 01:27:11,878
I've been watching
you eat all night.
2448
01:27:11,879 --> 01:27:13,946
Okay, let me take care of this,
2449
01:27:13,947 --> 01:27:15,314
because you've got to
watch your figure.
2450
01:27:15,315 --> 01:27:16,616
And you're right
on the borderline.
2451
01:27:16,617 --> 01:27:17,784
You know what they say:
2452
01:27:17,785 --> 01:27:20,086
"A moment on the lips,
forever on the hips," right?
2453
01:27:20,087 --> 01:27:21,954
Mmm, this is divine.
2454
01:27:21,955 --> 01:27:24,190
Oh, you do not know
what you are missing.
2455
01:27:24,191 --> 01:27:25,792
- It's incredible.
- That's nice. That's nice.
2456
01:27:25,793 --> 01:27:28,027
But here's something you
aren't missing-this check.
2457
01:27:28,028 --> 01:27:30,595
Because I got the
cab, so there you go.
2458
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,134
Oh.
2459
01:27:35,135 --> 01:27:36,602
Jennifer.
2460
01:27:36,603 --> 01:27:37,970
- Bullshit!
- Right?
2461
01:27:37,971 --> 01:27:39,806
Wow, a little heart
and everything.
2462
01:27:39,807 --> 01:27:42,375
Huh. Now, why don't
you take care of that?
2463
01:27:42,376 --> 01:27:43,676
Because the night
is still young.
2464
01:27:43,677 --> 01:27:44,977
I'm taking you to see
some dogfighting.
2465
01:27:44,978 --> 01:27:46,412
Yes, I am.
2466
01:27:46,413 --> 01:27:49,081
Rock and roll. I think
we're up to five years.
2467
01:27:49,082 --> 01:27:50,383
Yeah.
2468
01:27:50,384 --> 01:27:51,250
All right.
2469
01:27:51,251 --> 01:27:52,552
Oh... yeah, let me get this.
2470
01:27:52,553 --> 01:27:55,754
Oh, that's a... that's amazing.
2471
01:27:59,025 --> 01:28:00,593
Okay...
2472
01:28:00,594 --> 01:28:04,864
In Gmail, a 'bad request'
message shows if...
2473
01:28:04,865 --> 01:28:06,933
Shows if...
2474
01:28:06,934 --> 01:28:08,934
Your Internet is down.
2475
01:28:10,002 --> 01:28:12,238
Son of a bitch.
2476
01:28:12,239 --> 01:28:13,773
- It shows...
- Jesus Christ!
2477
01:28:13,774 --> 01:28:15,775
You scared the shit out of me!
2478
01:28:15,776 --> 01:28:19,878
If your browser has a
bad or outdated cookie.
2479
01:28:21,214 --> 01:28:22,949
- Wait, you could... with...?
- Hmm?
2480
01:28:22,950 --> 01:28:24,483
Yes.
2481
01:28:24,484 --> 01:28:26,219
I can hear everything.
2482
01:28:26,220 --> 01:28:28,921
I'm... I'm not actually
listening to anything.
2483
01:28:28,922 --> 01:28:31,090
This allows me to
be with myself.
2484
01:28:31,091 --> 01:28:34,359
I'm not very good
with other humans.
2485
01:28:35,862 --> 01:28:39,999
Well, I'm not very good
with Gmail Support.
2486
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:41,334
No, actually,
2487
01:28:41,335 --> 01:28:42,801
you're quite horrible.
2488
01:28:44,204 --> 01:28:45,671
You can do this.
2489
01:28:45,672 --> 01:28:47,673
This can be learned.
2490
01:28:47,674 --> 01:28:49,342
But those kids,
2491
01:28:49,343 --> 01:28:53,678
the way that they look at you.
You have... a way with people.
2492
01:28:57,885 --> 01:29:00,086
That's a lost art.
2493
01:29:00,087 --> 01:29:02,754
Go again. Go again.
2494
01:29:04,224 --> 01:29:06,792
In Chrome...
2495
01:29:06,793 --> 01:29:08,427
For you, this is like
2496
01:29:08,428 --> 01:29:10,663
teaching a little kid
the alphabet, right?
2497
01:29:10,664 --> 01:29:14,000
No, actually, it's like
teaching a kid a letter.
2498
01:29:14,001 --> 01:29:16,502
- Just one letter.
- Yeah.
2499
01:29:16,503 --> 01:29:18,304
Yeah, you're not...
your strong point
2500
01:29:18,305 --> 01:29:19,872
would not be
communicating to humans.
2501
01:29:19,873 --> 01:29:22,540
I know.
2502
01:29:27,481 --> 01:29:29,649
All right, that was my guy.
All right.
2503
01:29:29,650 --> 01:29:31,484
Give it to me straight.
I like it.
2504
01:29:31,485 --> 01:29:33,119
- No chaser.
- We're having fun.
2505
01:29:33,120 --> 01:29:34,853
I am. I hope you are.
2506
01:29:58,110 --> 01:29:59,879
Well, thank you.
2507
01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:02,214
That was, uh, really awful.
2508
01:30:02,215 --> 01:30:03,816
Oh, you're welcome.
2509
01:30:03,817 --> 01:30:05,017
I aim to please.
2510
01:30:05,018 --> 01:30:06,285
I told you I was
going to deliver
2511
01:30:06,286 --> 01:30:08,120
on ten years of assholes,
2512
01:30:08,121 --> 01:30:10,356
and I think I did a
pretty good job.
2513
01:30:10,357 --> 01:30:11,891
It was almost a little bit
too convincing at times.
2514
01:30:11,892 --> 01:30:13,125
Was it?
2515
01:30:13,126 --> 01:30:14,193
Mm-hmm.
- That doesn't surprise me.
2516
01:30:14,194 --> 01:30:15,561
When you've been out there
2517
01:30:15,562 --> 01:30:17,363
running and gunning for
as long as I have,
2518
01:30:17,364 --> 01:30:19,165
you learn to play the game.
2519
01:30:19,166 --> 01:30:21,334
Oh. I'd be out there
laying my rap.
2520
01:30:21,335 --> 01:30:22,902
I'd have girls
literally thinking
2521
01:30:22,903 --> 01:30:24,203
I was an astronomer.
2522
01:30:24,204 --> 01:30:26,339
I'd be pointing out
constellations
2523
01:30:26,340 --> 01:30:29,041
and harvest moons.
2524
01:30:29,042 --> 01:30:30,242
"Oh, there's Pluto
over there."
2525
01:30:30,243 --> 01:30:31,510
And then they'd start
2526
01:30:31,511 --> 01:30:33,145
to fact-check you
with the Internet.
2527
01:30:33,146 --> 01:30:34,313
Oh.
2528
01:30:34,314 --> 01:30:35,982
You know, Google
has singlehandedly
2529
01:30:35,983 --> 01:30:37,950
cut into my ability
to bullshit.
2530
01:30:37,951 --> 01:30:40,386
- Cramping your style?
- Big-time.
2531
01:30:40,387 --> 01:30:42,188
Making you a better person?
2532
01:30:42,189 --> 01:30:43,322
Yeah.
2533
01:30:43,323 --> 01:30:46,092
True. 90% Google...
2534
01:30:46,093 --> 01:30:47,827
ten percent you.
2535
01:30:47,828 --> 01:30:50,730
Just ten percent? Really?
2536
01:30:50,731 --> 01:30:51,831
Let's call it 20%.
2537
01:30:51,832 --> 01:30:53,331
Come on.
2538
01:30:57,670 --> 01:30:59,637
You know, I, um...
2539
01:31:02,408 --> 01:31:05,910
I really didn't
expect to like you.
2540
01:31:07,313 --> 01:31:09,814
I didn't think you'd
like me, either.
2541
01:31:17,256 --> 01:31:19,391
Thank you.
2542
01:31:24,563 --> 01:31:28,066
That was my ride home.
2543
01:31:29,235 --> 01:31:31,403
I know.
2544
01:31:40,379 --> 01:31:42,081
Good morning.
2545
01:31:42,082 --> 01:31:43,916
Welcome to the Google helpline.
2546
01:31:43,917 --> 01:31:46,118
You will man the phones
for exactly one hour.
2547
01:31:46,119 --> 01:31:47,253
Now, before you begin...
2548
01:31:47,254 --> 01:31:48,587
I'm so ready for this thing.
2549
01:31:48,588 --> 01:31:50,356
I was up all last
night studying.
2550
01:31:50,357 --> 01:31:53,392
This is where Team
Lyle takes the lead.
2551
01:31:53,393 --> 01:31:55,661
Icon, accessing your account
2552
01:31:55,662 --> 01:31:59,198
so that we can review
your work later.
2553
01:31:59,199 --> 01:32:02,468
The helpline... is open now.
2554
01:32:02,469 --> 01:32:04,036
Google helpline.
My name's Billy.
2555
01:32:04,037 --> 01:32:06,005
- How can I help you?
- Google helpline. This is Nick.
2556
01:32:06,006 --> 01:32:07,540
Great, so you're saying that
you're locked out of your Gmail.
2557
01:32:07,541 --> 01:32:08,908
Hello to you.
2558
01:32:08,909 --> 01:32:10,676
Well, the good news
is Uncle Bill here
2559
01:32:10,677 --> 01:32:12,445
happens to keep a
key under the mat.
2560
01:32:12,446 --> 01:32:14,013
But I'm going to
play a hunch here.
2561
01:32:14,014 --> 01:32:15,714
Delete all your cookies.
2562
01:32:15,715 --> 01:32:16,949
Did that work?
2563
01:32:16,950 --> 01:32:18,350
Great. Glad I could help.
2564
01:32:18,351 --> 01:32:20,219
Yeah, what it is, is
you probably just have
2565
01:32:20,220 --> 01:32:21,687
too many Gmails open
at the same time.
2566
01:32:21,688 --> 01:32:23,489
You want to try to go
ahead and close a couple
2567
01:32:23,490 --> 01:32:24,824
of those down and see
if that does the...?
2568
01:32:24,825 --> 01:32:26,525
Okay, great. Thank
you so much.
2569
01:32:26,526 --> 01:32:27,960
- Call with anything else.
- This is Neha.
2570
01:32:27,961 --> 01:32:29,929
How can I help you?
It's not a problem.
2571
01:32:29,930 --> 01:32:31,664
You're going to click
on the gear icon,
2572
01:32:31,665 --> 01:32:33,099
then settings, then
advanced settings.
2573
01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:35,267
Yeah, you can actually
have the same tabs open
2574
01:32:35,268 --> 01:32:36,535
- across all your devices.
- Yeah.
2575
01:32:36,536 --> 01:32:38,137
So the browser windows
keep on opening,
2576
01:32:38,138 --> 01:32:40,806
and then you're telling me
that that's from Amazon?
2577
01:32:40,807 --> 01:32:42,741
Your computer's got malware.
Use an antivirus software.
2578
01:32:42,742 --> 01:32:44,443
But here's what I want to do. I
want to help you clear that up
2579
01:32:44,444 --> 01:32:46,078
before the wife gets home.
Am I making sense?
2580
01:32:46,079 --> 01:32:47,480
Okay, you're going to want
to sign in to Google Wallet.
2581
01:32:47,481 --> 01:32:48,981
Update your credit
card expiration date.
2582
01:32:48,982 --> 01:32:50,683
That's the problem.
Well, the calendar
2583
01:32:50,684 --> 01:32:52,618
sync issue pops up when
you switch time zones.
2584
01:32:52,619 --> 01:32:54,019
Are you on vacation?
2585
01:32:54,020 --> 01:32:55,521
Miami. Very nice.
2586
01:32:55,522 --> 01:32:57,256
Well, let's get your
browser cache cleared up,
2587
01:32:57,257 --> 01:32:58,657
and then I'm going to talk you
2588
01:32:58,658 --> 01:33:00,126
through the best Cuban
spots in town there.
2589
01:33:00,127 --> 01:33:02,027
Google helpline. This is Graham.
How can I help you?
2590
01:33:02,028 --> 01:33:04,630
Okay, your device probably isn't
compatible with Google Play.
2591
01:33:04,631 --> 01:33:07,199
And I want to have you out there
salsa-ing, sweating and grinding
2592
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,602
up against a complete stranger
that you don't even know,
2593
01:33:09,603 --> 01:33:11,337
having a pretty good time
doing some wrong things.
2594
01:33:11,338 --> 01:33:12,805
Are we on the same page?
2595
01:33:12,806 --> 01:33:14,673
Okay, see that box at the
bottom of your window?
2596
01:33:14,674 --> 01:33:16,509
Click that twice for me.
2597
01:33:16,510 --> 01:33:18,577
♪ Come on, baby, let me
hear you do that conga ♪
2598
01:33:18,578 --> 01:33:20,338
♪ You know you can't
control any longer ♪
2599
01:33:21,815 --> 01:33:23,015
Time's up.
2600
01:33:23,016 --> 01:33:24,383
So soon? Man, I was just
2601
01:33:24,384 --> 01:33:25,784
getting warmed up here.
2602
01:33:25,785 --> 01:33:27,520
- Good going here.
- Is smoke coming off this thing?
2603
01:33:27,521 --> 01:33:29,388
Come on, Ladybug.
2604
01:33:29,389 --> 01:33:30,756
Nice.
2605
01:33:30,757 --> 01:33:32,558
Please submit your log
files so that I may review
2606
01:33:32,559 --> 01:33:33,759
your work later. All right.
2607
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:36,362
Happily. Just click
the Blue button.
2608
01:33:36,363 --> 01:33:37,596
Where's that at?
2609
01:33:37,597 --> 01:33:38,864
Click the Blue
button, upper left.
2610
01:33:38,865 --> 01:33:40,699
Mine's not Blue. Mine's gray.
2611
01:33:40,700 --> 01:33:42,601
Up in the corner. It's not...
I can't click it.
2612
01:33:42,602 --> 01:33:44,003
What? No, no, the Blue one.
2613
01:33:44,004 --> 01:33:45,304
Mine wasn't clicking.
Mine's gray.
2614
01:33:45,305 --> 01:33:46,505
Is anyone else's gray?
2615
01:33:46,506 --> 01:33:48,474
Did you not hear my
opening remarks?
2616
01:33:48,475 --> 01:33:50,676
Yeah, no, I heard most
of your opening remarks.
2617
01:33:50,677 --> 01:33:52,811
It's just, I was... I was
getting in the zone.
2618
01:33:52,812 --> 01:33:54,513
- I was pre-gaming it.
- I was very clear
2619
01:33:54,514 --> 01:33:56,248
that you had to log
into your account
2620
01:33:56,249 --> 01:33:58,183
so that I could review
your work later.
2621
01:33:59,084 --> 01:34:00,319
Well, the good news
2622
01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:01,654
is that you reviewed
my work now.
2623
01:34:01,655 --> 01:34:03,022
You-you don't need
the instant replay
2624
01:34:03,023 --> 01:34:04,990
because you saw the
touchdown live, in person.
2625
01:34:04,991 --> 01:34:07,259
I don't really
understand that analogy,
2626
01:34:07,260 --> 01:34:10,529
but I do know that
attention to detail
2627
01:34:10,530 --> 01:34:12,498
is of Paramount importance here
2628
01:34:12,499 --> 01:34:14,767
and my instructions
were explicit.
2629
01:34:14,768 --> 01:34:16,802
Now, if there's no recording,
2630
01:34:16,803 --> 01:34:19,737
then it's as if you didn't
even show up today.
2631
01:34:21,273 --> 01:34:22,641
Except I did show up.
2632
01:34:22,642 --> 01:34:24,843
I'm-I'm sitting
right here, Chetty.
2633
01:34:24,844 --> 01:34:28,480
Well, according to
your log, you're not.
2634
01:34:28,481 --> 01:34:31,550
And since every intern must
complete the challenge
2635
01:34:31,551 --> 01:34:34,252
in order for your
team to be scored...
2636
01:34:35,487 --> 01:34:36,922
your team
2637
01:34:36,923 --> 01:34:40,825
will unfortunately
receive a score of zero.
2638
01:34:41,894 --> 01:34:43,928
Zero?
2639
01:34:45,197 --> 01:34:47,299
Well done, Mr. McMahon.
2640
01:34:47,300 --> 01:34:49,301
Perhaps more studying,
less pudding.
2641
01:34:49,302 --> 01:34:50,769
- Hmm?
- Chetty, come on.
2642
01:34:50,770 --> 01:34:53,138
You're not going to trip
us with a technicality.
2643
01:34:53,139 --> 01:34:54,873
He's right here.
2644
01:34:54,874 --> 01:34:57,643
Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy,
what have you done?
2645
01:34:57,644 --> 01:34:59,945
It's you lot I feel bad for.
2646
01:34:59,946 --> 01:35:01,947
It's really hard to get here.
2647
01:35:01,948 --> 01:35:04,016
Some of you are probably
pretty intelligent.
2648
01:35:04,017 --> 01:35:05,884
You deserve better.
2649
01:35:05,885 --> 01:35:07,952
I'm sorry.
2650
01:35:08,954 --> 01:35:11,423
It's all right, El Niño.
2651
01:35:11,424 --> 01:35:13,191
We'll get 'em.
2652
01:35:16,695 --> 01:35:19,230
I studied for the test.
I studied for...
2653
01:35:23,369 --> 01:35:24,637
Well, that's great.
2654
01:35:24,638 --> 01:35:25,938
That's another win
for Team Graham.
2655
01:35:25,939 --> 01:35:27,673
There's only one challenge left.
2656
01:35:27,674 --> 01:35:29,241
Even if we're perfect,
it won't be enough.
2657
01:35:29,242 --> 01:35:30,476
We had 'em, too.
2658
01:35:30,477 --> 01:35:31,977
We did, but, you
know, it's just
2659
01:35:31,978 --> 01:35:34,246
a little hiccup, a little
adversity, all right?
2660
01:35:34,247 --> 01:35:35,481
No, Nick, come on.
2661
01:35:35,482 --> 01:35:37,249
Face it. Look,
Billy's a great guy
2662
01:35:37,250 --> 01:35:39,952
and everything, but he kind
of blew it for us today.
2663
01:35:39,953 --> 01:35:42,054
Yeah, I know... The
kids are right, Nick.
2664
01:35:42,055 --> 01:35:43,322
I just wanted to...
2665
01:35:43,323 --> 01:35:44,723
come by and let you guys know
2666
01:35:44,724 --> 01:35:46,058
that I... I did
study last night.
2667
01:35:46,059 --> 01:35:47,226
I tried my best.
2668
01:35:47,227 --> 01:35:49,328
It's just, uh, you know,
today on the phones,
2669
01:35:49,329 --> 01:35:51,463
I just... it's my fault.
2670
01:35:51,464 --> 01:35:53,866
And, uh...
2671
01:35:53,867 --> 01:35:55,968
He was right when he said
that you guys deserve better.
2672
01:35:55,969 --> 01:35:58,336
I'm really sorry
that I cost you.
2673
01:36:07,913 --> 01:36:10,014
Damn.
2674
01:36:13,519 --> 01:36:14,953
Billy, would you stop?
2675
01:36:14,954 --> 01:36:16,855
Let me go, Nick. I'm not
helping anybody here.
2676
01:36:16,856 --> 01:36:18,557
What do you mean, you're
not helping anybody?
2677
01:36:18,558 --> 01:36:19,758
You're helping those kids.
2678
01:36:19,759 --> 01:36:20,759
What are you doing?
2679
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:22,094
Where are you going?
2680
01:36:22,095 --> 01:36:24,363
What, you're going to
go radio silence on me?
2681
01:36:24,364 --> 01:36:25,764
Come on, I'm not
going to let you
2682
01:36:25,765 --> 01:36:27,232
ride away from the
Garden of Eden.
2683
01:36:27,233 --> 01:36:28,701
I let down the team, Nick.
2684
01:36:28,702 --> 01:36:30,769
You didn't let down the team.
2685
01:36:30,770 --> 01:36:32,805
And who cares if you
made a mistake?
2686
01:36:32,806 --> 01:36:34,873
Nick, I'm not taking
everyone down with me.
2687
01:36:34,874 --> 01:36:36,642
Billy, let me turn these
high beams on you.
2688
01:36:36,643 --> 01:36:38,344
Give me a chance to turn you
with a sports metaphor.
2689
01:36:38,345 --> 01:36:39,645
Damn it, Nick,
2690
01:36:39,646 --> 01:36:41,180
it's the best thing
for everybody!
2691
01:36:41,181 --> 01:36:44,283
Stop dragging me down with
all your horseshit, man.
2692
01:36:44,284 --> 01:36:46,051
You're doing great here, okay?
2693
01:36:46,052 --> 01:36:48,787
I'm not. I got it.
2694
01:36:48,788 --> 01:36:50,723
Just get off my back.
2695
01:36:50,724 --> 01:36:54,226
How dare you. How dare you.
2696
01:36:54,227 --> 01:36:55,561
Shame on you!
2697
01:36:55,562 --> 01:36:57,096
Put this badge back on!
2698
01:36:57,097 --> 01:36:59,064
If you're going to quit, quit,
2699
01:36:59,065 --> 01:37:02,267
but don't give me this crap
about it's better for the team.
2700
01:37:02,268 --> 01:37:05,036
Come on, Billy.
2701
01:37:26,091 --> 01:37:27,693
Randy?
2702
01:37:27,694 --> 01:37:30,062
So, I'm, uh, Billy McMahon.
2703
01:37:30,063 --> 01:37:32,397
Sammy sent me down here.
I'm the new salesman.
2704
01:37:34,032 --> 01:37:35,934
Well, no shit.
2705
01:37:35,935 --> 01:37:38,003
My new partner.
2706
01:37:38,004 --> 01:37:40,606
Ladies and gentlemen,
it has been
2707
01:37:40,607 --> 01:37:42,408
an impressive summer.
2708
01:37:42,409 --> 01:37:45,911
And one final challenge remains.
2709
01:37:45,912 --> 01:37:48,046
Sales.
2710
01:37:48,047 --> 01:37:51,216
Over a million companies
advertise with Google.
2711
01:37:51,217 --> 01:37:53,051
Find one that doesn't.
2712
01:37:53,052 --> 01:37:53,852
Convince them.
2713
01:37:53,853 --> 01:37:55,354
The bigger the sale,
2714
01:37:55,355 --> 01:37:58,323
the more chance you have of
taking this competition.
2715
01:37:58,324 --> 01:37:59,725
The winner will be announced
2716
01:37:59,726 --> 01:38:02,060
at our final meeting
this afternoon.
2717
01:38:02,061 --> 01:38:03,195
Good luck.
2718
01:38:03,196 --> 01:38:04,463
Happy hunting!
2719
01:38:04,464 --> 01:38:05,830
On me.
2720
01:38:11,336 --> 01:38:13,238
Sales, son!
2721
01:38:13,239 --> 01:38:16,308
Man, those other bitches
are going down!
2722
01:38:16,309 --> 01:38:17,943
Wait, where's Billy?
2723
01:38:17,944 --> 01:38:18,777
He left.
2724
01:38:18,778 --> 01:38:19,945
- What?
- You heard him.
2725
01:38:19,946 --> 01:38:21,647
He thought he was
holding us back,
2726
01:38:21,648 --> 01:38:24,750
and he didn't want to talk
about it, that's for sure.
2727
01:38:24,751 --> 01:38:26,552
We got to get him back.
2728
01:38:26,553 --> 01:38:28,854
She's right, we're all a team-
that's what you guys taught us.
2729
01:38:28,855 --> 01:38:30,355
I mean, it might
have been buried
2730
01:38:30,356 --> 01:38:32,658
under, like, a Mountain of
obscure '80s references
2731
01:38:32,659 --> 01:38:34,493
and just, you know, a ton
2732
01:38:34,494 --> 01:38:37,029
of other super
inappropriate bullshit
2733
01:38:37,030 --> 01:38:39,064
that I guess was intended
as life lessons,
2734
01:38:39,065 --> 01:38:40,599
but, I mean, you did teach us
2735
01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:41,633
how to come together, Nick.
2736
01:38:41,634 --> 01:38:42,634
You taught us that.
2737
01:38:42,635 --> 01:38:44,503
The problem is, when he makes up
2738
01:38:44,504 --> 01:38:48,240
his mind on something,
ol' Billy has a tendency
2739
01:38:48,241 --> 01:38:49,575
to really dig in.
2740
01:38:49,576 --> 01:38:50,642
We might have to get ready
2741
01:38:50,643 --> 01:38:51,910
to do this one without him.
2742
01:38:51,911 --> 01:38:55,047
Yeah, but, Nick, we
wouldn't want to.
2743
01:38:55,048 --> 01:38:56,481
Right, guys?
2744
01:39:02,654 --> 01:39:03,855
Hey, Tony!
2745
01:39:05,424 --> 01:39:06,425
Slow it down, man.
2746
01:39:06,426 --> 01:39:07,425
I'm just kidding.
2747
01:39:08,728 --> 01:39:10,329
How long you been
working this territory?
2748
01:39:10,330 --> 01:39:11,697
Three years.
2749
01:39:11,698 --> 01:39:13,131
It's great, though, you know.
2750
01:39:13,132 --> 01:39:15,968
You get to build a relationship
with the customer.
2751
01:39:15,969 --> 01:39:17,135
And then they die.
2752
01:39:17,136 --> 01:39:18,704
Suddenly you're reselling
2753
01:39:18,705 --> 01:39:21,940
scooters with 25, 35
miles on them, tops.
2754
01:39:21,941 --> 01:39:23,809
Everybody wins.
2755
01:39:23,810 --> 01:39:25,310
Hey, hey!
2756
01:39:25,311 --> 01:39:26,545
Look who's back!
2757
01:39:26,546 --> 01:39:28,346
- Hey, Randy!
- Randy! How are you?
2758
01:39:29,382 --> 01:39:32,251
How's it going, old-timer?
2759
01:39:32,252 --> 01:39:33,886
Hey, Randy.
2760
01:39:33,887 --> 01:39:35,821
What do you want?
2761
01:39:35,822 --> 01:39:37,489
Treat them like shit.
2762
01:39:37,490 --> 01:39:39,658
Only makes them want you more.
2763
01:39:39,659 --> 01:39:41,827
Hey, everybody! Listen up!
2764
01:39:41,828 --> 01:39:43,862
- This is my new tail gunner, Billy.
- Hi.
2765
01:39:43,863 --> 01:39:45,864
Billy, why don't you tell
them about that, uh,
2766
01:39:45,865 --> 01:39:47,566
sweet ride you
just pulled up on?
2767
01:39:47,567 --> 01:39:50,002
Oh, you mean the,
uh, brand-new X-70.
2768
01:39:50,003 --> 01:39:52,037
It's got an eight-hour motor.
2769
01:39:52,038 --> 01:39:53,739
And it's got a rear-mounted
stainless sleeve
2770
01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:55,274
for your oxy tank.
2771
01:39:55,275 --> 01:39:57,309
You have no idea
how much boning
2772
01:39:57,310 --> 01:39:58,410
goes on in this place.
2773
01:39:58,411 --> 01:39:59,678
It's amazing.
2774
01:39:59,679 --> 01:40:00,779
Check this one out.
2775
01:40:00,780 --> 01:40:02,581
Ethel. That's her name.
2776
01:40:02,582 --> 01:40:04,950
She calls my junk
"the cocoon."
2777
01:40:04,951 --> 01:40:06,251
Says it makes her
feel younger.
2778
01:40:06,252 --> 01:40:07,653
Actually lowered her
blood pressure.
2779
01:40:07,654 --> 01:40:08,820
I'm not fighting it.
2780
01:40:08,821 --> 01:40:10,589
I'm a life-giver
and a lovemaker.
2781
01:40:10,590 --> 01:40:12,791
Ethel! Ethel!
2782
01:40:12,792 --> 01:40:14,626
What's up, girl?!
2783
01:40:14,627 --> 01:40:15,793
Look who's back!
2784
01:40:16,796 --> 01:40:18,130
- Come here, boo.
- Oh...
2785
01:40:18,131 --> 01:40:19,398
Who's your friend?
Well, hello there.
2786
01:40:19,399 --> 01:40:20,999
Billy!
2787
01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:22,801
What the hell are
you doing here?
2788
01:40:22,802 --> 01:40:24,670
What the hell are
you doing here?
2789
01:40:24,671 --> 01:40:25,737
Billy.
2790
01:40:25,738 --> 01:40:26,939
Hi.
2791
01:40:26,940 --> 01:40:28,273
Ethel and, uh, Doris here
2792
01:40:28,274 --> 01:40:30,509
tell me they're up for
a little group play.
2793
01:40:30,510 --> 01:40:32,076
Can I count you in?
2794
01:40:33,312 --> 01:40:35,881
What the shit?
2795
01:40:35,882 --> 01:40:37,716
Uh, I'm sorry, Randy.
This is my old partner.
2796
01:40:37,717 --> 01:40:38,917
This is Nick.
2797
01:40:38,918 --> 01:40:40,419
Nick, this is... this
is my new partner.
2798
01:40:40,420 --> 01:40:41,820
This is Randy.
2799
01:40:41,821 --> 01:40:44,523
Welcome to the jungle, ese.
2800
01:40:44,524 --> 01:40:45,524
What do you say, Billy?
2801
01:40:45,525 --> 01:40:46,792
Can I count you in?
2802
01:40:46,793 --> 01:40:48,594
Mind giving me just
a second here?
2803
01:40:48,595 --> 01:40:49,595
No problem.
2804
01:40:49,596 --> 01:40:50,596
What the hell are you doing?
2805
01:40:50,597 --> 01:40:51,930
New partner, huh?
2806
01:40:51,931 --> 01:40:53,599
I'm a salesman, Nick,
I sell things.
2807
01:40:53,600 --> 01:40:56,168
Yeah, I remember another guy
who was selling some things,
2808
01:40:56,169 --> 01:40:59,104
plying the mattress trade,
when in walks this behemoth-
2809
01:40:59,105 --> 01:41:01,506
big guy, big mouth, big dream-
2810
01:41:01,507 --> 01:41:04,109
and he made this old
son of a gun remember
2811
01:41:04,110 --> 01:41:05,611
there's still some dreams
floating around out there.
2812
01:41:05,612 --> 01:41:06,945
It's not too late.
2813
01:41:06,946 --> 01:41:08,280
You just got to reach
out and grab them.
2814
01:41:08,281 --> 01:41:09,881
Damn it, Nick, I
reached for my dreams.
2815
01:41:09,882 --> 01:41:10,916
Why don't you just
leave it alone?
2816
01:41:10,917 --> 01:41:12,084
I messed it up for everybody.
2817
01:41:12,085 --> 01:41:13,151
You forgot to click a button!
2818
01:41:13,152 --> 01:41:15,387
You're not a computer wizard.
2819
01:41:15,388 --> 01:41:16,188
All right?
2820
01:41:16,189 --> 01:41:17,756
You're also not a pussy.
2821
01:41:17,757 --> 01:41:19,324
You're tough. You
grew up in the '70s.
2822
01:41:19,325 --> 01:41:20,859
Remember what that was like?
2823
01:41:20,860 --> 01:41:22,227
There weren't any computers.
2824
01:41:22,228 --> 01:41:23,629
Just like we didn't
have bike helmets
2825
01:41:23,630 --> 01:41:25,063
or sunscreens or seat belts.
2826
01:41:25,064 --> 01:41:26,598
Did you wear a seat belt?
2827
01:41:26,599 --> 01:41:27,666
No.
2828
01:41:27,667 --> 01:41:29,534
What was your seat belt?
2829
01:41:29,535 --> 01:41:31,003
My Mom would go like this.
2830
01:41:31,004 --> 01:41:32,738
Yeah. It was your Mom
going like that.
2831
01:41:32,739 --> 01:41:34,072
And how'd that work out?
2832
01:41:34,073 --> 01:41:35,407
You know, I went through
the windshield.
2833
01:41:35,408 --> 01:41:36,375
89 stitches.
2834
01:41:36,376 --> 01:41:37,843
Made you look like
a little bad-ass
2835
01:41:37,844 --> 01:41:39,344
all of third grade.
2836
01:41:39,345 --> 01:41:42,414
And were you afraid to get
back in that station wagon?
2837
01:41:42,415 --> 01:41:44,349
Nah. Five years later,
2838
01:41:44,350 --> 01:41:47,986
you took out that very same car
without permission from nobody.
2839
01:41:47,987 --> 01:41:50,155
Not your parents,
not Old Man Law.
2840
01:41:50,156 --> 01:41:54,426
It was just you and Sally
Moran parked at the point,
2841
01:41:54,427 --> 01:41:56,094
finger-blasting away.
2842
01:41:56,095 --> 01:41:58,096
Didn't even know if you
were doing it right.
2843
01:41:58,097 --> 01:42:00,499
Nick, wh-where you
going with this thing?
2844
01:42:00,500 --> 01:42:02,968
I'm saying life is
that station wagon.
2845
01:42:02,969 --> 01:42:04,102
All right?
2846
01:42:04,103 --> 01:42:05,404
And yeah, sometimes it's gonna
2847
01:42:05,405 --> 01:42:07,205
throw you through
the windshield,
2848
01:42:07,206 --> 01:42:10,509
crack your skull wide open,
maybe even break your heart.
2849
01:42:10,510 --> 01:42:12,044
But every once in a while,
2850
01:42:12,045 --> 01:42:14,246
it's gonna drop a Sally
Moran in your backseat.
2851
01:42:14,247 --> 01:42:16,381
Now, we came to Google
for a reason, right?
2852
01:42:16,382 --> 01:42:18,250
I can't promise
we're gonna win,
2853
01:42:18,251 --> 01:42:19,985
but we're going back there,
2854
01:42:19,986 --> 01:42:23,255
and we're gonna see those kids,
and we're gonna see it through.
2855
01:42:23,256 --> 01:42:25,057
You get your ass
back in that car,
2856
01:42:25,058 --> 01:42:26,258
and you ride.
2857
01:42:26,259 --> 01:42:28,860
You hear me, Billy
Bojangles McMahon?
2858
01:42:28,861 --> 01:42:31,062
Ride.
2859
01:42:33,398 --> 01:42:35,734
Contextual targeting
2860
01:42:35,735 --> 01:42:37,502
technology can
2861
01:42:37,503 --> 01:42:41,707
automatically match,
um, your ads to,
2862
01:42:41,708 --> 01:42:44,076
web pages, uh,
2863
01:42:44,077 --> 01:42:49,381
that are most relevant
to your business.
2864
01:42:49,382 --> 01:42:52,150
Yo-Yo?
2865
01:42:52,151 --> 01:42:53,618
Review ad performance
2866
01:42:53,619 --> 01:42:55,420
- to see impressions,
- Mmm.
2867
01:42:55,421 --> 01:42:59,691
Click, cost and
conversion data.
2868
01:42:59,692 --> 01:43:00,826
Look, you seem like good kids,
2869
01:43:00,827 --> 01:43:02,461
and I appreciate
you stopping by,
2870
01:43:02,462 --> 01:43:04,896
but we're just a
family-run business.
2871
01:43:04,897 --> 01:43:06,498
We don't do the Internet.
2872
01:43:06,499 --> 01:43:08,133
Thanks for coming.
2873
01:43:08,134 --> 01:43:10,534
Frankie will get you a
slice on the way out.
2874
01:43:18,110 --> 01:43:20,212
Oi, oi.
2875
01:43:20,213 --> 01:43:21,713
Oh, great.
2876
01:43:21,714 --> 01:43:22,714
Lovely.
2877
01:43:22,715 --> 01:43:23,949
This guy.
2878
01:43:23,950 --> 01:43:25,784
Saw you checked in
here on Foursquare.
2879
01:43:25,785 --> 01:43:26,952
Thought we'd stop by.
2880
01:43:26,953 --> 01:43:28,520
That's really creepy.
2881
01:43:28,521 --> 01:43:29,721
Is that all?
2882
01:43:29,722 --> 01:43:31,223
It is all, actually.
2883
01:43:31,224 --> 01:43:32,791
We just closed a sale
2884
01:43:32,792 --> 01:43:34,326
at a coffee shop
down the street.
2885
01:43:34,327 --> 01:43:35,961
Your chances of
catching up to us
2886
01:43:35,962 --> 01:43:38,096
just went from
zero to piss-all.
2887
01:43:38,097 --> 01:43:39,998
Now, if you'll excuse us,
2888
01:43:39,999 --> 01:43:42,200
we've got to get to
the final meeting.
2889
01:43:42,201 --> 01:43:45,871
Get these jobs of which we're
so profoundly deserving.
2890
01:43:45,872 --> 01:43:47,606
Zach?
2891
01:43:47,607 --> 01:43:49,141
Eyes off the pizza, mate.
2892
01:43:49,142 --> 01:43:52,544
God made you lactose
intolerant for a reason, yeah?
2893
01:43:52,545 --> 01:43:54,445
You're so fat.
2894
01:43:56,481 --> 01:43:57,749
You're so fat.
2895
01:43:57,750 --> 01:43:59,618
Let's go!
2896
01:43:59,619 --> 01:44:00,785
All right, on me!
2897
01:44:07,459 --> 01:44:09,460
What a douche!
2898
01:44:11,597 --> 01:44:12,797
Guys.
2899
01:44:20,972 --> 01:44:22,874
Welcome back, Billy boy.
2900
01:44:22,875 --> 01:44:24,009
Good to be with you.
2901
01:44:24,010 --> 01:44:25,410
What happened there?
2902
01:44:25,411 --> 01:44:27,712
Uh, well, he didn't bite,
so it did not go well.
2903
01:44:27,713 --> 01:44:29,848
You know who else it
didn't go well for?
2904
01:44:29,849 --> 01:44:31,249
Lay it on us, big Daddy.
2905
01:44:31,250 --> 01:44:32,284
That's right,
2906
01:44:32,285 --> 01:44:33,652
the little steel town girl Alex.
2907
01:44:33,653 --> 01:44:35,587
When she finally got
her shot in front of
2908
01:44:35,588 --> 01:44:37,989
all those stuffed shirts,
she took a tumble and fell.
2909
01:44:37,990 --> 01:44:39,825
You want to hear
something totally nuts?
2910
01:44:39,826 --> 01:44:42,494
She picked herself back up, she
tightened that little ass,
2911
01:44:42,495 --> 01:44:44,863
and she pumped her legs,
and she danced herself
2912
01:44:44,864 --> 01:44:46,164
right back into their hearts
2913
01:44:46,165 --> 01:44:48,133
and into a slot at
that dance school.
2914
01:44:48,134 --> 01:44:51,303
And that's what
we're gonna do.
2915
01:44:51,304 --> 01:44:54,105
Tighten your asses. Let's go.
2916
01:44:54,106 --> 01:44:56,675
Get her done, boys.
2917
01:44:56,676 --> 01:45:00,078
Listen, guys, we've always
done things the same way:
2918
01:45:00,079 --> 01:45:02,180
Yellow Pages, flyers,
San Jose Mercury News.
2919
01:45:02,181 --> 01:45:03,448
Now, look, we're all
2920
01:45:03,449 --> 01:45:04,883
creatures of habit,
am I right, Sal?
2921
01:45:04,884 --> 01:45:06,017
I mean, we all
like what we know.
2922
01:45:06,018 --> 01:45:07,586
There's no question about it.
2923
01:45:07,587 --> 01:45:09,754
But you know what the
scariest thing in life is?
2924
01:45:09,755 --> 01:45:10,989
- Mmm.
- The thing in life
2925
01:45:10,990 --> 01:45:12,323
that frightens us the most?
2926
01:45:12,924 --> 01:45:14,159
Change.
2927
01:45:14,160 --> 01:45:15,694
Yeah. And by the way, I think
2928
01:45:15,695 --> 01:45:17,462
most people are guilty of
getting set in their ways.
2929
01:45:17,463 --> 01:45:19,231
I know I need change
to come along
2930
01:45:19,232 --> 01:45:21,733
and give me a little kick in
the ass to get me moving.
2931
01:45:21,734 --> 01:45:24,369
All right, listen, guys, I
know where you're going.
2932
01:45:24,370 --> 01:45:25,971
But I'm not gonna
change anything.
2933
01:45:25,972 --> 01:45:30,375
Like I already told your
friends, we're getting by okay.
2934
01:45:30,376 --> 01:45:31,910
Sal, with all due respect, if
you fight for your limitations,
2935
01:45:31,911 --> 01:45:33,411
you get to keep them.
2936
01:45:33,412 --> 01:45:34,713
Do you hear yourself?
You're getting by okay.
2937
01:45:34,714 --> 01:45:36,348
- "Okay"? I mean, Jesus!
- "Okay" isn't good.
2938
01:45:36,349 --> 01:45:37,716
I mean, "okay" isn't great.
2939
01:45:37,717 --> 01:45:39,017
I'm starting to think
this guy's selfish.
2940
01:45:39,018 --> 01:45:40,452
"Okay" isn't fantastic!
2941
01:45:40,453 --> 01:45:42,187
Look, I don't want to
get sideways with you.
2942
01:45:42,188 --> 01:45:43,255
You're as big as a barn.
2943
01:45:43,256 --> 01:45:44,456
He looks like he
was carved out
2944
01:45:44,457 --> 01:45:45,790
of a damn Mountain,
for God's sakes.
2945
01:45:45,791 --> 01:45:46,958
But you're an artist, okay?
2946
01:45:46,959 --> 01:45:48,026
This is great pizza!
2947
01:45:48,027 --> 01:45:49,461
Picasso with pepperoni!
2948
01:45:49,462 --> 01:45:50,929
And, hey, stop it, do not even
2949
01:45:50,930 --> 01:45:51,997
get me started on the sauce.
2950
01:45:51,998 --> 01:45:52,998
I mean, is there
nutmeg in there?
2951
01:45:52,999 --> 01:45:54,699
- Something.
- So look-it, I can
2952
01:45:54,700 --> 01:45:56,368
respect the fact that you
don't want to divulge,
2953
01:45:56,369 --> 01:45:57,809
but if I'm right,
don't say anything.
2954
01:45:59,371 --> 01:46:01,206
- Exactly!
- There's your answer!
2955
01:46:01,207 --> 01:46:03,708
There's your answer!
Sal, come on.
2956
01:46:03,709 --> 01:46:06,378
All I'm saying is, why should
Papa John's make all the dough,
2957
01:46:06,379 --> 01:46:08,346
when Papa Sal's got
the better sauce?
2958
01:46:08,347 --> 01:46:09,781
You know what?
2959
01:46:09,782 --> 01:46:11,416
Now you're starting
to sound like him.
2960
01:46:11,417 --> 01:46:13,485
He wants to open up a
Sal's in Los Gatos.
2961
01:46:13,486 --> 01:46:15,020
The bigger chains
are killing us.
2962
01:46:15,021 --> 01:46:16,388
We're barely staying afloat.
2963
01:46:16,389 --> 01:46:18,290
When you franchise,
you lose quality.
2964
01:46:18,291 --> 01:46:20,759
You lose the taste
that people trust.
2965
01:46:20,760 --> 01:46:21,993
You want to know why
my sauce is better?
2966
01:46:21,994 --> 01:46:23,628
I'll tell you why.
2967
01:46:23,629 --> 01:46:25,397
'Cause I go down to the
farmers' market every day,
2968
01:46:25,398 --> 01:46:26,998
I buy them tomatoes myself.
2969
01:46:26,999 --> 01:46:29,834
I walk down the street, I
get the basil, the oregano.
2970
01:46:29,835 --> 01:46:32,237
Look, guys, I know these people.
2971
01:46:32,238 --> 01:46:35,507
I'm part of the fabric
of this neighborhood.
2972
01:46:35,508 --> 01:46:37,175
That's good enough for me.
2973
01:46:37,176 --> 01:46:38,977
Sal, that's better
than good enough.
2974
01:46:38,978 --> 01:46:40,211
That's the best.
2975
01:46:40,212 --> 01:46:41,446
And we're not suggesting
2976
01:46:41,447 --> 01:46:42,847
that you abandon the
neighborhood here.
2977
01:46:42,848 --> 01:46:45,250
All we're saying is,
2978
01:46:45,251 --> 01:46:47,252
what if your neighborhood
got a little bit bigger?
2979
01:46:47,253 --> 01:46:48,586
Take a look at this, Sal.
2980
01:46:48,587 --> 01:46:51,656
These are all just people
that love your pizza.
2981
01:46:51,657 --> 01:46:53,725
- Talk about word of mouth, huh?
- Yeah, they're talking
2982
01:46:53,726 --> 01:46:55,327
about you, Sal, Don't you
want to talk back to them?
2983
01:46:55,328 --> 01:46:56,594
Did you know there are
2984
01:46:56,595 --> 01:46:58,196
almost as many people
from Los Gatos
2985
01:46:58,197 --> 01:47:00,198
searching for Sal's as
there are from Palo Alto?
2986
01:47:00,199 --> 01:47:01,433
Yeah, and they pop in
2987
01:47:01,434 --> 01:47:03,034
when they're in town,
but if there was
2988
01:47:03,035 --> 01:47:05,136
a location closer to them,
they'd be regulars, right?
2989
01:47:05,137 --> 01:47:06,838
Boom. Check it out right here.
2990
01:47:06,839 --> 01:47:09,240
I found a great commercial spot
right on Los Gatos Boulevard.
2991
01:47:09,241 --> 01:47:10,942
- Just hit the market.
- That's 0.3 miles away
2992
01:47:10,943 --> 01:47:12,310
from the nearest
farmers' market.
2993
01:47:12,311 --> 01:47:14,212
You can smell them tomatoes
from your front door.
2994
01:47:14,213 --> 01:47:15,280
Farm to table.
2995
01:47:15,281 --> 01:47:16,715
- F to T, baby!
- Baby.
2996
01:47:16,716 --> 01:47:17,782
- Come on.
- F to T!
2997
01:47:17,783 --> 01:47:19,718
F to T is exactly
right, Gomer Lyle!
2998
01:47:19,719 --> 01:47:21,553
We're not asking you to
abandon the artistry.
2999
01:47:21,554 --> 01:47:23,755
We're just telling you expand
the reach a little bit.
3000
01:47:23,756 --> 01:47:25,323
But look-it, Sal, at
the end of the day,
3001
01:47:25,324 --> 01:47:27,025
the kids, they got
their computers,
3002
01:47:27,026 --> 01:47:28,460
they got their information.
3003
01:47:28,461 --> 01:47:29,694
It's all accurate.
3004
01:47:29,695 --> 01:47:31,896
I get it, and I
know you do, too.
3005
01:47:31,897 --> 01:47:33,698
I tell you, Sal,
3006
01:47:33,699 --> 01:47:35,900
I can't blame you for
being a little afraid.
3007
01:47:35,901 --> 01:47:38,670
Hell, we were scared for
a long time out there,
3008
01:47:38,671 --> 01:47:40,338
grinding it out with
our heads down.
3009
01:47:40,339 --> 01:47:41,740
And Lord knows I've fallen
3010
01:47:41,741 --> 01:47:43,942
on my ass more
than a time or two.
3011
01:47:43,943 --> 01:47:46,311
But I promise you something.
3012
01:47:46,312 --> 01:47:47,811
You lift your head up...
3013
01:47:48,981 --> 01:47:51,016
and take a breath,
3014
01:47:51,017 --> 01:47:53,184
there's a lot of great
possibilities out there.
3015
01:47:53,185 --> 01:47:54,853
New customers,
3016
01:47:54,854 --> 01:47:58,556
new franchise and that's just
the tip of the iceberg, Sal.
3017
01:47:58,557 --> 01:48:00,991
It's all waiting at the
click of a button.
3018
01:48:02,861 --> 01:48:04,863
Everybody's searching
for something, Sal.
3019
01:48:04,864 --> 01:48:06,331
They're searching for you.
3020
01:48:06,332 --> 01:48:09,566
We just want to
help them find you.
3021
01:48:16,208 --> 01:48:18,308
TGIF, Nooglers!
3022
01:48:19,311 --> 01:48:20,344
All right!
3023
01:48:21,714 --> 01:48:23,214
Easy, easy.
3024
01:48:23,215 --> 01:48:25,617
It's okay, it's okay.
3025
01:48:25,618 --> 01:48:27,886
Now, today marks not only
the end of the week,
3026
01:48:27,887 --> 01:48:30,121
but the end of the
summer's internships.
3027
01:48:30,122 --> 01:48:31,489
I know.
3028
01:48:31,490 --> 01:48:34,092
As you can see through
these images behind me,
3029
01:48:34,093 --> 01:48:35,860
it's been quite a journey.
3030
01:48:35,861 --> 01:48:37,228
Lot of memories,
3031
01:48:37,229 --> 01:48:38,496
lot of bonds were made.
3032
01:48:38,497 --> 01:48:39,697
Kind of reminds me
of the first time
3033
01:48:39,698 --> 01:48:41,299
I owned a personal...
All right.
3034
01:48:41,300 --> 01:48:46,971
Today, we reveal the intern team
that will be awarded jobs here.
3035
01:48:46,972 --> 01:48:48,773
Sadly, one team
3036
01:48:48,774 --> 01:48:50,675
has not returned from
their final challenge,
3037
01:48:50,676 --> 01:48:52,477
so, therefore, I'm forced
to calculate the results
3038
01:48:52,478 --> 01:48:54,779
with their score
3039
01:48:54,780 --> 01:48:58,015
as an incomplete.
3040
01:49:02,220 --> 01:49:03,954
We have a Victor.
3041
01:49:05,858 --> 01:49:06,657
Congratulations...
3042
01:49:15,634 --> 01:49:18,069
No way!
3043
01:49:18,070 --> 01:49:19,436
What's that?
3044
01:49:25,144 --> 01:49:26,177
What's going on?
3045
01:49:26,178 --> 01:49:29,147
♪ What a feeling ♪
3046
01:49:29,148 --> 01:49:30,548
♪ I am music now ♪
3047
01:49:30,549 --> 01:49:33,251
♪ Being's believing ♪
3048
01:49:33,252 --> 01:49:35,520
Okay, calm down. Come on.
3049
01:49:35,521 --> 01:49:37,288
♪ Pictures come alive ♪
3050
01:49:37,289 --> 01:49:39,923
♪ You can dance right
through your life ♪
3051
01:49:42,561 --> 01:49:45,130
♪ Take your passion ♪
3052
01:49:45,131 --> 01:49:49,367
♪ And make it happen ♪
3053
01:49:49,368 --> 01:49:51,703
♪ Pictures come alive ♪
3054
01:49:51,704 --> 01:49:55,907
♪ You can dance right
through your life ♪
3055
01:49:55,908 --> 01:49:59,310
Yes!
3056
01:49:59,311 --> 01:50:01,612
- ♪ What a feeling.
- Nice!
3057
01:50:05,450 --> 01:50:08,418
♪ What a feeling ♪
3058
01:50:10,189 --> 01:50:12,657
Come on!
3059
01:50:12,658 --> 01:50:15,193
♪ Pictures come alive ♪
3060
01:50:15,194 --> 01:50:16,661
♪ You can dance... ♪
3061
01:50:16,662 --> 01:50:19,397
Extra toppings on
this one, boss.
3062
01:50:19,398 --> 01:50:21,065
I see that.
3063
01:50:21,066 --> 01:50:22,500
♪ What a feeling ♪
3064
01:50:22,501 --> 01:50:25,603
♪ I can really have it all ♪
3065
01:50:25,604 --> 01:50:27,172
♪ What a feeling... ♪
3066
01:50:27,173 --> 01:50:28,539
Yeah!
3067
01:50:29,675 --> 01:50:33,544
That's enough!
3068
01:50:36,314 --> 01:50:37,482
Yes, lovely theatrics,
3069
01:50:37,483 --> 01:50:38,616
but the jig is up.
3070
01:50:38,617 --> 01:50:39,784
It's too late.
3071
01:50:39,785 --> 01:50:41,352
Rules are rules, right, Chetty?
3072
01:50:41,353 --> 01:50:43,220
Yes. Rules are rules.
3073
01:50:44,622 --> 01:50:46,925
And the rules state that
every team has the right
3074
01:50:46,926 --> 01:50:49,761
until the announcement is
made to turn in their sales.
3075
01:50:49,762 --> 01:50:52,363
- So, in spite of
- Yes!
3076
01:50:52,364 --> 01:50:54,599
your lack of punctuality,
which is astounding,
3077
01:50:54,600 --> 01:50:56,901
I have no choice...
3078
01:50:56,902 --> 01:51:01,139
but to accept this submission
and to recalculate.
3079
01:51:01,140 --> 01:51:02,507
Go ahead.
3080
01:51:02,508 --> 01:51:04,075
Recalculate.
3081
01:51:04,076 --> 01:51:06,411
One sale to a small
family pizza joint's
3082
01:51:06,412 --> 01:51:07,812
not gonna make a
difference anyway.
3083
01:51:07,813 --> 01:51:11,449
It does seem that Mr. Hawtrey
is correct once again.
3084
01:51:11,450 --> 01:51:12,584
Boom.
3085
01:51:12,585 --> 01:51:14,819
- Oh.
- The sales from one shop
3086
01:51:14,820 --> 01:51:18,556
on the last challenge are not
enough to put you in the lead.
3087
01:51:18,557 --> 01:51:19,990
I'm sorry, bud.
3088
01:51:21,559 --> 01:51:24,295
But...
3089
01:51:24,296 --> 01:51:27,398
this is not one shop.
3090
01:51:27,399 --> 01:51:28,666
You see,
3091
01:51:28,667 --> 01:51:31,936
this... is a
blossoming franchise
3092
01:51:31,937 --> 01:51:35,440
with endless possibilities,
thanks to you.
3093
01:51:35,441 --> 01:51:37,275
And what you have done as a team
3094
01:51:37,276 --> 01:51:39,777
is connect to people
3095
01:51:39,778 --> 01:51:42,380
and connect those
people to information.
3096
01:51:42,381 --> 01:51:45,316
Which is what we do.
3097
01:51:45,317 --> 01:51:46,584
And more than that,
3098
01:51:46,585 --> 01:51:48,386
you had the courage to dream.
3099
01:51:48,387 --> 01:51:50,822
In spite of your obvious
3100
01:51:50,823 --> 01:51:54,292
and astonishing limitations,
3101
01:51:54,293 --> 01:51:56,027
you never gave up on that dream.
3102
01:51:56,028 --> 01:51:57,028
No.
3103
01:51:57,029 --> 01:51:58,863
So...
3104
01:51:58,864 --> 01:51:59,963
gentlemen...
3105
01:52:00,932 --> 01:52:02,100
and lady...
3106
01:52:02,101 --> 01:52:03,968
Whoa...
Hold on.
3107
01:52:03,969 --> 01:52:07,238
Chetty, no offense, you're
a glorified babysitter.
3108
01:52:07,239 --> 01:52:10,575
Let's get somebody down here
who actually means something.
3109
01:52:10,576 --> 01:52:12,443
I'm right here.
3110
01:52:12,444 --> 01:52:13,577
Terrific.
3111
01:52:16,415 --> 01:52:19,550
Graham, please
meet Mr. Anderson.
3112
01:52:19,551 --> 01:52:21,119
You know this guy?
3113
01:52:21,120 --> 01:52:22,654
I should think I do.
3114
01:52:22,655 --> 01:52:24,822
Andrew here is the
Head of Search.
3115
01:52:24,823 --> 01:52:27,725
A rather important
position here at Google.
3116
01:52:27,726 --> 01:52:29,594
Honest, it's an honor.
3117
01:52:29,595 --> 01:52:30,728
Look at you, Headphones.
3118
01:52:30,729 --> 01:52:32,297
A little mystery
behind the boy.
3119
01:52:32,298 --> 01:52:33,831
What? How do you know him?
3120
01:52:33,832 --> 01:52:35,900
We were encouraged to reach
out to experienced Googlers.
3121
01:52:35,901 --> 01:52:37,769
Pretty simple.
Not a big mystery.
3122
01:52:37,770 --> 01:52:41,873
To reach out to other Googlers,
not just kiss their asses.
3123
01:52:41,874 --> 01:52:44,342
You see, these interns are
3124
01:52:44,343 --> 01:52:48,346
smart, collaborative, pretty...
3125
01:52:48,347 --> 01:52:49,614
Thank you.
3126
01:52:49,615 --> 01:52:51,482
And just weird enough
3127
01:52:51,483 --> 01:52:53,484
to make them interesting.
3128
01:52:53,485 --> 01:52:57,488
Also, they came
together as a team
3129
01:52:57,489 --> 01:52:59,557
to do something here.
3130
01:52:59,558 --> 01:53:03,027
Their Googliness is
truly off the charts.
3131
01:53:03,028 --> 01:53:05,263
Oh, my God, can you stop
with the "Googliness"?
3132
01:53:05,264 --> 01:53:07,065
Like, what does
that even mean?
3133
01:53:07,066 --> 01:53:09,901
The fact that you don't
know what it means
3134
01:53:09,902 --> 01:53:11,935
is why you will never work here.
3135
01:53:13,805 --> 01:53:17,775
Also, you just made me
use a bunch of words
3136
01:53:17,776 --> 01:53:19,644
in front of a ton of people.
3137
01:53:19,645 --> 01:53:20,912
Look at me.
3138
01:53:20,913 --> 01:53:22,146
You're a real dick
for doing that.
3139
01:53:22,147 --> 01:53:23,381
Look at me again.
3140
01:53:23,382 --> 01:53:26,317
And I know your
accent is bullshit.
3141
01:53:26,318 --> 01:53:28,151
What?
3142
01:53:29,253 --> 01:53:31,788
So...
3143
01:53:34,559 --> 01:53:36,893
Welcome to Google.
3144
01:53:40,398 --> 01:53:42,032
Yes! Yes!
3145
01:53:44,435 --> 01:53:46,236
Yes!
3146
01:53:52,878 --> 01:53:53,811
Boom!
3147
01:53:53,812 --> 01:53:57,415
I have a job! I have a job!
3148
01:53:57,416 --> 01:53:58,950
Hey, why are you getting up?
3149
01:53:58,951 --> 01:54:01,853
I should be the winner.
I should be the winner!
3150
01:54:01,854 --> 01:54:03,454
Well, I hope you're all happy.
3151
01:54:03,455 --> 01:54:05,056
What were you thinking?
3152
01:54:05,057 --> 01:54:07,592
Maybe if I had a team of equals
who contributed once in a while,
3153
01:54:07,593 --> 01:54:09,160
this never would
have happened.
3154
01:54:09,161 --> 01:54:11,496
What about you? What do you
have to say for yourself, eh?
3155
01:54:11,497 --> 01:54:12,830
Huh?
3156
01:54:12,831 --> 01:54:14,732
I think it's time
to fake an injury.
3157
01:54:14,733 --> 01:54:16,213
What are you talking
about, you fat...
3158
01:54:17,970 --> 01:54:19,369
Man down!
3159
01:54:20,972 --> 01:54:23,708
Chetty, I appreciate what
you said back there.
3160
01:54:23,709 --> 01:54:26,110
I know you had us figured
wrong from the beginning.
3161
01:54:26,111 --> 01:54:28,212
He voted for you
from the beginning.
3162
01:54:28,213 --> 01:54:29,480
What?
3163
01:54:29,481 --> 01:54:32,250
Mr. Chetty was the deciding
vote on the intern committee.
3164
01:54:32,251 --> 01:54:33,518
I didn't have a
fancy education
3165
01:54:33,519 --> 01:54:34,852
like most of the people here.
3166
01:54:34,853 --> 01:54:37,922
I had to work hard to
get to where I am.
3167
01:54:37,923 --> 01:54:39,390
And I recognized a
similar tenacity
3168
01:54:39,391 --> 01:54:42,026
in you two gentlemen, so
I took a chance on you.
3169
01:54:42,027 --> 01:54:46,497
You did test my
faith a few times.
3170
01:54:46,498 --> 01:54:47,899
Basically, the entire time.
3171
01:54:47,900 --> 01:54:50,735
But I'm glad you
proved me right.
3172
01:54:50,736 --> 01:54:53,904
Chetty, thanks for
betting on us.
3173
01:54:55,573 --> 01:54:57,909
Good to see you.
3174
01:54:57,910 --> 01:54:59,010
Hey.
3175
01:54:59,011 --> 01:55:00,611
So it looks like
you're gonna be seeing
3176
01:55:00,612 --> 01:55:02,413
a lot more of me around here.
3177
01:55:02,414 --> 01:55:03,614
So it does.
3178
01:55:03,615 --> 01:55:04,682
Congratulations.
3179
01:55:04,683 --> 01:55:06,350
Thank you.
3180
01:55:06,351 --> 01:55:07,585
Look, the other night...
3181
01:55:07,586 --> 01:55:09,420
It was fun.
3182
01:55:09,421 --> 01:55:10,455
Yeah, it was fun.
3183
01:55:10,456 --> 01:55:11,456
Right?
3184
01:55:11,457 --> 01:55:14,124
Yeah.
3185
01:55:16,060 --> 01:55:17,995
No regrets.
3186
01:55:17,996 --> 01:55:20,330
No.
3187
01:55:31,910 --> 01:55:34,879
All right, let's get to
that warm, fuzzy part.
3188
01:55:34,880 --> 01:55:37,348
Um, that's not
going to happen.
3189
01:55:37,349 --> 01:55:39,183
God, I love him even more.
3190
01:55:39,184 --> 01:55:41,385
He leaves it cold like that.
You know what I mean?
3191
01:55:41,386 --> 01:55:42,854
You keep playing hard to get,
3192
01:55:42,855 --> 01:55:44,755
you're gonna find
yourself all alone.
3193
01:55:44,756 --> 01:55:46,090
We're not gonna have
a beer together.
3194
01:55:46,091 --> 01:55:47,825
We're gonna have
about five of them.
3195
01:55:47,826 --> 01:55:48,826
- We're equals now, my friend.
- No, we're not.
3196
01:55:48,827 --> 01:55:50,127
Yes, we are.
3197
01:55:50,128 --> 01:55:51,596
- No, we're not.
- Let's go pick out
3198
01:55:51,597 --> 01:55:53,364
some other interns and shape
some diamonds in the rough.
3199
01:55:53,365 --> 01:55:55,032
Please stop following me.
Please stop talking to me.
3200
01:55:55,033 --> 01:55:56,199
We're gonna get drunk.
3201
01:56:04,041 --> 01:56:05,810
Have a great senior year, guys.
3202
01:56:05,811 --> 01:56:07,345
We'll keep your desk
chairs warm for you.
3203
01:56:07,346 --> 01:56:08,412
Team Lyle.
3204
01:56:08,413 --> 01:56:09,647
Team Lyle!
3205
01:56:09,648 --> 01:56:11,449
That's the spirit.
3206
01:56:11,450 --> 01:56:13,951
Yo-Yo! Come. Now.
3207
01:56:13,952 --> 01:56:15,319
Mom, I need a minute.
3208
01:56:15,320 --> 01:56:17,121
Yo-Yo, I not go. We need to...
- Mom.
3209
01:56:17,122 --> 01:56:18,656
I'm saying good-bye
to my friends.
3210
01:56:18,657 --> 01:56:21,559
I'm taking a minute.
3211
01:56:21,560 --> 01:56:23,994
Okay?
3212
01:56:29,233 --> 01:56:30,935
Look who grew an
eyebrow, Yo-Yo!
3213
01:56:30,936 --> 01:56:32,670
Come on!
3214
01:56:32,671 --> 01:56:34,572
All right, you riffraff,
get out of here.
3215
01:56:34,573 --> 01:56:35,806
- See you down the road.
- See you guys.
3216
01:56:35,807 --> 01:56:37,341
- See you, bud.
- Thank you, Captain.
3217
01:56:37,342 --> 01:56:39,844
Thank you, Big B.
3218
01:56:39,845 --> 01:56:41,212
Bye, guys.
3219
01:56:41,213 --> 01:56:42,679
- My Khaleesi.
- My sun and stars.
3220
01:56:44,283 --> 01:56:46,851
What do you say? You want to
go get weird in a nap pod?
3221
01:56:46,852 --> 01:56:48,586
So, um, don't be a stranger.
3222
01:56:48,587 --> 01:56:50,454
Shoot me a text sometime.
3223
01:56:50,455 --> 01:56:51,589
Forget that.
3224
01:56:51,590 --> 01:56:53,857
I'm gonna come see
you in person.
3225
01:56:55,327 --> 01:56:57,128
Yeah, I'd like that.
3226
01:56:57,129 --> 01:56:58,162
Hey, guys, I grew
a pair of balls.
3227
01:56:58,163 --> 01:56:59,997
- Did you see them?
- You did!
3228
01:56:59,998 --> 01:57:01,666
- You grew a big pair of balls, my man.
- It was amazing.
3229
01:57:01,667 --> 01:57:02,967
- They're touching my ankles.
- Okay.
3230
01:57:02,968 --> 01:57:04,301
Well, that... we
don't need that.
3231
01:57:06,103 --> 01:57:07,238
Hey, congratulations, guys.
3232
01:57:07,239 --> 01:57:09,173
- Thank you, boss.
- Thank you, boss.
3233
01:57:09,174 --> 01:57:11,409
You know, I did get you
a little something.
3234
01:57:11,410 --> 01:57:12,209
Aw.
3235
01:57:12,210 --> 01:57:13,744
Not to get too sentimental...
3236
01:57:13,745 --> 01:57:15,646
Whoa! Whoa!
3237
01:57:15,647 --> 01:57:17,481
Look at this high roller.
3238
01:57:17,482 --> 01:57:18,883
Busting out the Pappy on me.
3239
01:57:18,884 --> 01:57:20,351
I figured we earned a swig.
3240
01:57:20,352 --> 01:57:21,752
Mm-hmm.
3241
01:57:21,753 --> 01:57:23,020
Hell of a summer, bud.
3242
01:57:23,021 --> 01:57:25,356
Hell of a summer.
3243
01:57:43,374 --> 01:57:44,674
♪ Doo wacko ♪
3244
01:57:54,051 --> 01:57:55,285
♪ Here's to you, honey ♪
3245
01:57:56,754 --> 01:57:59,357
♪ But I'm out of your league ♪
3246
01:57:59,358 --> 01:58:01,424
♪ You're never gonna pass me ♪
3247
01:58:02,793 --> 01:58:04,061
♪ 'Cause I'm out ♪
♪ of your league ♪
3248
01:58:04,062 --> 01:58:06,063
♪ Your league, your league ♪
3249
01:58:06,064 --> 01:58:07,564
♪ Lookie here, baby ♪
3250
01:58:08,666 --> 01:58:10,100
♪ You're coming my way ♪
3251
01:58:12,637 --> 01:58:14,472
♪ But I move like
a landslide ♪
3252
01:58:14,473 --> 01:58:17,308
♪ So get out of my way
and stay away ♪
3253
01:58:17,309 --> 01:58:20,611
♪ Up from the floor
on the count of ten ♪
3254
01:58:20,612 --> 01:58:24,949
♪ Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try it again ♪
3255
01:58:24,950 --> 01:58:26,751
♪ Up and down and
around again... ♪
3256
01:58:26,752 --> 01:58:27,752
British.
3257
01:58:27,753 --> 01:58:28,752
Listen, Professor...
3258
01:58:33,424 --> 01:58:34,491
♪ All right ♪
3259
01:58:35,793 --> 01:58:37,027
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
3260
01:58:39,830 --> 01:58:41,966
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ow! ♪
3261
01:58:41,967 --> 01:58:44,000
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
3262
01:58:45,836 --> 01:58:48,239
♪ Time to learn a lesson ♪
3263
01:58:48,240 --> 01:58:51,642
♪ Like Pavlov's dog ♪
3264
01:58:51,643 --> 01:58:54,578
♪ If same-ing isn't working ♪
3265
01:58:54,579 --> 01:58:58,115
♪ Why don't you different
instead, instead, instead? ♪
3266
01:58:58,116 --> 01:59:00,985
♪ Like Samson and Delilah ♪
3267
01:59:00,986 --> 01:59:03,020
♪ Attila and the Huns... ♪
3268
01:59:03,021 --> 01:59:04,188
- Buddy, they can't see us, okay?
- I understand that,
3269
01:59:04,189 --> 01:59:05,690
- but here we go.
- Go cheek to cheek.
3270
01:59:05,691 --> 01:59:07,224
- Just go like I tell you.
- Okay, don't interrupt me.
3271
01:59:07,225 --> 01:59:08,592
- Put your cheek next to mine.
- Yes.
3272
01:59:08,593 --> 01:59:10,294
- Yeah, I get it. You got us?
- Hi, my name is Billy.
3273
01:59:10,295 --> 01:59:11,495
- Yeah, Nick Campbell.
- Oh, good.
3274
01:59:11,496 --> 01:59:12,530
You can hear me.
3275
01:59:12,531 --> 01:59:14,598
♪ Oh, you get up ♪
3276
01:59:14,599 --> 01:59:17,034
♪ You get down and
you try it again ♪
3277
01:59:17,035 --> 01:59:19,336
♪ Up and down and
around again ♪
3278
01:59:19,337 --> 01:59:22,973
♪ Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try it again ♪
3279
01:59:22,974 --> 01:59:25,443
♪ Round for round ♪
3280
01:59:25,444 --> 01:59:29,013
♪ Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try it again ♪
3281
01:59:29,014 --> 01:59:31,682
♪ Hit the ground ♪
3282
01:59:31,683 --> 01:59:34,585
♪ Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try it again ♪
3283
01:59:34,586 --> 01:59:37,688
♪ Oh, you get up, you get
down and you try it again ♪
3284
01:59:37,689 --> 01:59:40,658
♪ Oh, you get up, you get down
and you try it again ♪
3285
01:59:40,659 --> 01:59:44,294
♪ Oh, you get up, you get
down and you try it again. ♪
3286
01:59:46,764 --> 01:59:48,899
Guys, hi.
3287
01:59:48,900 --> 01:59:51,001
Hey. So, what do you think?
3288
01:59:51,002 --> 01:59:53,571
- Cosplay. What can you say?
- I knew you'd love it.
3289
01:59:53,572 --> 01:59:54,839
Stuart totally loves
it, too, now.
3290
01:59:54,840 --> 01:59:56,674
You guys have fun.
Okay, great.
3291
01:59:56,675 --> 01:59:58,642
Don't worry about us. We're
having a great time.
3292
01:59:58,643 --> 01:59:59,744
Don't worry about us.
We're having fun.
3293
01:59:59,745 --> 02:00:02,046
Uh-oh. Here we go.
- Oh, hit it.
3294
02:00:02,047 --> 02:00:03,152
Classic Star Wars villain.
3295
02:00:03,165 --> 02:00:04,281
Looking on with Boba Fett.
We're just observers.
3296
02:00:04,282 --> 02:00:06,450
- We're just here to observe.
- It's me!
3297
02:00:06,451 --> 02:00:08,252
- Kevin.
- What the shit?
3298
02:00:08,253 --> 02:00:10,121
- Guys. Yeah.
- Kevin!
3299
02:00:10,122 --> 02:00:11,522
What the hell are
you doing here?
3300
02:00:11,523 --> 02:00:14,191
Cosby. It's your
first time at Cosby?
3301
02:00:14,192 --> 02:00:16,227
- Excuse me?
- It's my new journey.
3302
02:00:16,228 --> 02:00:17,394
And I have you to thank.
3303
02:00:17,395 --> 02:00:19,130
You really pointed
some things out.
3304
02:00:19,131 --> 02:00:20,498
I was being a jerk to people.
3305
02:00:20,499 --> 02:00:21,966
'Cause I was hurting inside.
3306
02:00:21,967 --> 02:00:23,868
Well, it takes a big man to
admit he's wrong, Kevin.
3307
02:00:23,869 --> 02:00:25,108
Good for you.
3308
02:00:25,121 --> 02:00:26,370
Anyway, I'm going to
dive back into the fun.
3309
02:00:26,371 --> 02:00:28,272
Ooh, check out this
hot little number.
3310
02:00:28,273 --> 02:00:31,675
I don't know if it's a...
Ewok or a space squirrel.
3311
02:00:31,676 --> 02:00:33,811
I can't wait to rip into that.
3312
02:00:33,812 --> 02:00:35,212
How do you know who's
underneath the mask?
3313
02:00:35,213 --> 02:00:36,814
Look, I don't know what's
underneath the hood,
3314
02:00:36,815 --> 02:00:38,382
and I don't give a shit.
3315
02:00:38,383 --> 02:00:39,750
I'm insatiable.
3316
02:00:39,751 --> 02:00:41,919
Now, if you excuse
me, old Boba Fett's
3317
02:00:41,920 --> 02:00:44,588
going to give this squirrel
a couple nuts to hide.
3318
02:00:44,589 --> 02:00:46,524
You know Boba Fett-
he always fucked
3319
02:00:46,525 --> 02:00:48,592
the space squirrel at
the end of the movie.
3320
02:00:48,593 --> 02:00:50,528
Audience knew it was coming.
3321
02:00:50,529 --> 02:00:52,029
Audience wanted it.
3322
02:00:52,030 --> 02:00:53,497
Audience got it.
3323
02:00:53,498 --> 02:00:57,168
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3324
02:00:57,169 --> 02:01:00,671
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3325
02:01:00,672 --> 02:01:04,341
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3326
02:01:04,342 --> 02:01:07,945
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3327
02:01:07,946 --> 02:01:09,780
♪ She's coming home to me ♪
3328
02:01:09,781 --> 02:01:11,182
♪ Because I said ♪
3329
02:01:11,183 --> 02:01:13,851
♪ "I'm lonely,
darling, please" ♪
3330
02:01:13,852 --> 02:01:15,853
♪ But instead of waiting ♪
3331
02:01:15,854 --> 02:01:18,389
♪ I go flying off to you ♪
3332
02:01:18,390 --> 02:01:21,358
♪ Why? Well, just because ♪
3333
02:01:21,359 --> 02:01:25,095
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3334
02:01:25,096 --> 02:01:28,532
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3335
02:01:28,533 --> 02:01:32,102
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3336
02:01:32,103 --> 02:01:36,506
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3337
02:01:42,446 --> 02:01:44,148
♪ I arrive when you're gone ♪
3338
02:01:44,149 --> 02:01:46,016
♪ So I wait at your door ♪
3339
02:01:46,017 --> 02:01:48,018
♪ You pull up in
some guy's car ♪
3340
02:01:48,019 --> 02:01:49,720
♪ Around 4:00 ♪
3341
02:01:49,721 --> 02:01:51,288
♪ I punch him, kiss ♪
3342
02:01:51,289 --> 02:01:53,324
♪ And carry you inside ♪
3343
02:01:53,325 --> 02:01:56,293
♪ Why? Well, just because
3344
02:01:56,294 --> 02:01:59,830
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3345
02:01:59,831 --> 02:02:03,434
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3346
02:02:03,435 --> 02:02:06,804
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3347
02:02:06,805 --> 02:02:10,840
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
3348
02:02:20,985 --> 02:02:24,255
♪ Oh, oh, oh, ow! ♪
3349
02:02:24,256 --> 02:02:27,157
♪ Oh, baby, do you
like me that way? ♪
3350
02:02:27,158 --> 02:02:30,828
♪ There's something about you
that makes me wanna say, yeah ♪
3351
02:02:30,829 --> 02:02:34,498
♪ I don't mind, I don't mind,
I don't mind, ow! ♪
3352
02:02:34,499 --> 02:02:37,868
♪ Oh, baby, I like
you that way ♪
3353
02:02:37,869 --> 02:02:40,104
♪ She's coming home to me ♪
3354
02:02:40,105 --> 02:02:41,772
♪ Because I said ♪
3355
02:02:41,773 --> 02:02:44,942
♪ "I'm lonely,
darling, please" ♪
3356
02:02:44,943 --> 02:02:48,345
♪ But instead of waiting ♪
3357
02:02:48,346 --> 02:02:54,184
♪ I go flying off to you ♪
3358
02:02:54,185 --> 02:02:56,153
♪ Why? ♪
3359
02:02:56,154 --> 02:02:58,188
♪ Well, just because ♪
3360
02:02:58,189 --> 02:03:01,959
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh. Oh, I love you.
3361
02:03:01,960 --> 02:03:06,029
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh,
oh-oh. Oh, I love you.